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Southeners

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:30 am
by Rockindeano
Jesus Christ. God Bless you all.
Get a load of this character.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... D=18873739
Well worth watching.
Re: Southeners

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:33 am
by Rick
Was I speedin'?


Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:49 am
by Sassie
I actually know characters like that.


Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:59 am
by larryfromnextdoor
i doubt that was real... was funny.. but staged..

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:03 am
by JH'sTXfan
"My wife's gonna kick your ass!"


Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:04 am
by Rockindeano
larryfromnextdoor wrote:i doubt that was real... was funny.. but staged..
Dude, that was 100% real.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:09 am
by Arkansas
First of all, this is not uncommon around here. People do this all the time, including ME...lawn mower, tractor, four wheeler, or horse. What looks like a back road of some sort usually has a highway designation so that state or fed money can maintain it. So when <whoever> is out joyriding, then they very easily could be on a 'highway'. Second, this looks a little staged. I just can't believe a good-ole-boy southern cop (usually a deputy sheriff) will mace someone so quickly. They'd let him finish his business while they just laughed. I mean, what's the hurry?
But it is a funny video. Btw, country music star George Jones has a well-known story about his lawn mower.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jones
And look =>
http://www.sandiego10best.com/uncategor ... er-dwi-dui
It happens in California too.
later~

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:20 am
by Aaron
That shit doesn't just happen down south.
THINGS TO MAKE YOU GO "HMMMMMM...."

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:21 am
by STORY_TELLER
I believe these things happen, but as far as this incident captured on video? Could be real. Could be fake. The actions feel reel, but I have to question why the sound quality was so good.
You can hear the cop talking in the car loud and clear. You can hear the wind whipping in the window. This leads me to believe the interior of the car is microphoned or the cop is (or both).
When the cop exits the car, however, you can hear both men talking loud and clear. Lawnmower guy starts talking before the cop is at his closest point, yet he sounds just as loud before the cop reaches his closest position to him. At no point does lawnmower guy sound distant, even though he's further away from the cop.
I can believe the cop would be wearing a wireless LAV microphone, but why does the lawnmower guy sound equally loud to the cop at all times? Even a shotgun mic mounted on the cop car wouldn't yield such clear equally volumed sound from the lawnmower guy as the cop.
Unless both men are wearing wireless LAV's, which would mean this is staged.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:56 am
by 7 Wishes
Aaron wrote:That shit doesn't just happen down south.
Yes, it does. I live here.
Re: Southeners

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:37 am
by scarygirl
Not saying it doesn't happen, but as a life long southerner, I've never experienced it.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:34 am
by mikemarrs
i've seen that happen where somebody was driving some sort of riding lawnmower here a couple months ago,shit get that fuck outta my way i got to get to the pharmacy.


Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:05 am
by mikemarrs
you do get a tractors in your way a lot and that gets very annoying because the tractor is going 15 or 20 miles an hour and your in a no pass zone so your ass is stuck behind it until you get in a spot to try and go around.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:36 am
by larryfromnextdoor
he droped it.. the spotters got to it as fast as they could.. UGH!! who tries to lift 600lbs anyway.. some green beret??? 6 plates? geesh

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:38 am
by Perrydise
I have seen it and it does happen. Seen some of the dumbest things done in the South.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:05 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
unbelievable

.. what is really strange is that 1 hour ago i took 2 Levitras.. just for the heck of it.. hanging out .. watching football.. alone..

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:06 pm
by Blueskies
larryfromnextdoor wrote:he droped it.. the spotters got to it as fast as they could.. UGH!! who tries to lift 600lbs anyway.. some green beret??? 6 plates? geesh
folks that don't just lift 6 plates of food!


Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:09 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
Blueskies wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:he droped it.. the spotters got to it as fast as they could.. UGH!! who tries to lift 600lbs anyway.. some green beret??? 6 plates? geesh
folks that don't just lift 6 plates of food!


ok... .. ohhhhhhhhhhh......

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:09 pm
by ohsherrie
That's been a prank in the south ever since George Jones really did that back in the '70s. There was even a country song about a guy whose wife took the keys to his truck but "forgot about his old John Deere".

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:12 pm
by Blueskies
Fact Finder wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:unbelievable

.. what is really strange is that 1 hour ago i took 2 Levitras.. just for the heck of it.. hanging out .. watching football.. alone..
Glad to be of help.

He needs all the help he can get


Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:29 pm
by ScarabGator
Some people just wanna believe the South is full of idiots. This stuff obviously cannot happen anywhere else but in the south. I'm a southerner and I can promise this isnt a regular occurrence here and I know it can happen in other citys so anyone who wants to poke fun at the south then have the balls to confront some of these good ole southern boys and say it to their face, not on your keyboard.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:32 pm
by Aaron
I live up here and the same shit happens here.
7 Wishes wrote:Aaron wrote:That shit doesn't just happen down south.
Yes, it does. I live here.

Posted:
Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:00 pm
by SteveForever
He said his wife was going to stab him in the face if he didn't get her another beer...

Re: THINGS TO MAKE YOU GO "HMMMMMM...."

Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:59 am
by mistiejourney
STORY_TELLER wrote:I believe these things happen, but as far as this incident captured on video? Could be real. Could be fake. The actions feel reel, but I have to question why the sound quality was so good.
You can hear the cop talking in the car loud and clear. You can hear the wind whipping in the window. This leads me to believe the interior of the car is microphoned or the cop is (or both).
When the cop exits the car, however, you can hear both men talking loud and clear. Lawnmower guy starts talking before the cop is at his closest point, yet he sounds just as loud before the cop reaches his closest position to him. At no point does lawnmower guy sound distant, even though he's further away from the cop.
I can believe the cop would be wearing a wireless LAV microphone, but why does the lawnmower guy sound equally loud to the cop at all times? Even a shotgun mic mounted on the cop car wouldn't yield such clear equally volumed sound from the lawnmower guy as the cop.
Unless both men are wearing wireless LAV's, which would mean this is staged.
Now I'm not exactly an expert on the art of male urination, but it seems to me that while a guy is peeing he isn't exactly a threat to those around him unless he aims in their direction. That's why I think this is fake!


Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:01 am
by mistiejourney
larryfromnextdoor wrote:unbelievable

.. what is really strange is that 1 hour ago i took 2 Levitras.. just for the heck of it.. hanging out .. watching football.. alone..
Was it good for you?

TMI, Larry, TMI!


Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:02 am
by wildone
ScarabGator wrote:Some people just wanna believe the South is full of idiots. This stuff obviously cannot happen anywhere else but in the south. I'm a southerner and I can promise this isnt a regular occurrence here and I know it can happen in other citys so anyone who wants to poke fun at the south then have the balls to confront some of these good ole southern boys and say it to their face, not on your keyboard.
Well if they deserve it ...I have no problem at all telling them!


Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:26 pm
by mikemarrs
i could understand maybe fifty or sixty years ago someone thinking those things about the south but in 2008 we are very much as normal as the rest of the country.we've come a long way in a short period of time.

Posted:
Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:24 pm
by texafana
I hope no one actually thinks this is a real video? C'mon...this "routine" has been done so many times in the past. For you notherners replace the mower with a Big Wheel and you have the same joke.
