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Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:40 am
by Rockindeano
Catch this badass and his retarded line of thinking?

He is a supporter of Huckabee. Cool. Mike is a good guy. However, he is a supporter of Huck because John McCain is too old. John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House. So Chuck says John isn't going to make it through his term and the Vice President will have to take over.

A couple thoughts.

McCain can conceivable choose Huckabee as VP. McCain and Romney hate each other and that's never going to happen. He won't choose Rudi because frankly, not a whole lot of people like Rudi. So if Chuck is right about having McCain pass away halfway through his term, Huckabee could take over the presidency. A bunch of our religious right pals here would probably love that. One thing to consider. McCain is no pussy. This guy spent 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How some of these scumbag republicans smear his military service is beyond me. If Hillary or Obama pull that shit, I am off their wagon. Not that it matters, because John McCain is toast in the General election, but nonetheless, a great American.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:55 am
by conversationpc
Norris has a point about McCain's age but it's not the sole reason that someone ought to vote against him or for someone else. That being said, would I vote for Huckabee or wish he would become President based on the criteria you mentioned? No. Huckabee is a decent guy, but I don't think he ought to be President solely because he claims to be an Evangelical. I would be considered an Evangelical also, but Huckabee doesn't represent all of my views and I disagree with him on some of his foreign policy ideas and some domestic policy.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 am
by Sassie
I voted for Chuck to keep talking. Because I could not keep myself from laughing when I was listening to him about all this. But then I thought Chuck just didn't think this thru. McCain has to be much older than that. Because I am betting that those POW years had to be 5 to 1 or more. So by his way of thinking McCain would be well over a hundred. I'm pretty sure if Chucks theory is correct McCain would already be gone. :roll:

Re: Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:31 am
by Rip Rokken
Rockindeano wrote:John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House.


I once heard it was 4:1 several years back. Either way, I'd never take the job...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:43 am
by Gin and Tonic Sky
John McCain - 5 1/2 years in the Hanoi Hilton . Refused to go home without his men even after being offered release. American hero, whilst conservative realises that people on the other side of the isle love their country too.

Chuck Norris - tv tough guy, great Karate in the studio, would he make it in a real war, no fuckin way. And as far as Huckafuck (the worlds only Repulican Socialist )is concerned, he ought to be ashamed for not condeming Chuck more clearly.

That shit made me mad.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:23 am
by Gin and Tonic Sky
exactly- the guys one tough S.O.B.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:29 am
by 7 Wishes
McCain is a great man. I would have had far more respect for him had he not hired Rove and gone through those two years of swagger-less, Bush-impersonating, towing-the-party-line bullcrap that stood in stark contrast to the gunslinger we used to know. I'd vote for him ahead of all the other Conservatives at this point.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:42 am
by ohsherrie
7 Wishes wrote:McCain is a great man. I would have had far more respect for him had he not hired Rove and gone through those two years of swagger-less, Bush-impersonating, towing-the-party-line bullcrap that stood in stark contrast to the gunslinger we used to know. I'd vote for him ahead of all the other Conservatives at this point.



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If I had to vote for a Rep he would be the one, but if I'm only left with him and Obama then I'm afraid this will be the first time in more years than I want to think about that I won't vote.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:59 am
by Ms_M
I voted for him to continue to run the piehole... We need some "new blood" in the campaign soundbites!! :roll:

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:22 pm
by BobbyinTN
Anyone supporting Hucksterbee is FUCKED UP! Chuck's wig must be too tight.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:33 pm
by weatherman90
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:55 pm
by Red13JoePa
Damn I love "Braddock: Missing In Action III."

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:19 pm
by fredinator
God help me, Chuck is right--McCain is too old (and he's a Republican :) ). I still think at the back of my mind that Hillary and Obama are going to cancel each other out and Edwards wins... This is going to be a very interesting political year...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:22 pm
by mikemarrs
looks like chuck fucked up is running a tight race with shut your piehole norris. 8)

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:32 am
by weatherman90
"There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:39 am
by Granny
Complete tool....ruins his TV image...he looks and sounds ridicuous....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:43 pm
by yulog
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:49 pm
by stevew2
yulog wrote:Image
you a fucking great ill vote for you

Re: Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:56 pm
by stevew2
Rockindeano wrote:Catch this badass and his retarded line of thinking?

He is a supporter of Huckabee. Cool. Mike is a good guy. However, he is a supporter of Huck because John McCain is too old. John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House. So Chuck says John isn't going to make it through his term and the Vice President will have to take over.

A couple thoughts.

McCain can conceivable choose Huckabee as VP. McCain and Romney hate each other and that's never going to happen. He won't choose Rudi because frankly, not a whole lot of people like Rudi. So if Chuck is right about having McCain pass away halfway through his term, Huckabee could take over the presidency. A bunch of our religious right pals here would probably love that. One thing to consider. McCain is no pussy. This guy spent 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How some of these scumbag republicans smear his military service is beyond me. If Hillary or Obama pull that shit, I am off their wagon. Not that it matters, because John McCain is toast in the General election, but nonetheless, a great American.
I like the shit out of Cain {not Jon Cain,he likes cocks} I am concerned about his age,Reagan was a vegatable in his last 3 years in office,although he did did abetterjob with altimers,than this dickhead that we have now which is supposed to have a brain.I really dont want someone 72 ruining our country .

Re: Chuck Norris- Complete Tool

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:17 am
by mistiejourney
Rockindeano wrote:Catch this badass and his retarded line of thinking?

He is a supporter of Huckabee. Cool. Mike is a good guy. However, he is a supporter of Huck because John McCain is too old. John boy is 72 and according to Chucks math, the President ages 3-1 while in the White House. So Chuck says John isn't going to make it through his term and the Vice President will have to take over.

A couple thoughts.

McCain can conceivable choose Huckabee as VP. McCain and Romney hate each other and that's never going to happen. He won't choose Rudi because frankly, not a whole lot of people like Rudi. So if Chuck is right about having McCain pass away halfway through his term, Huckabee could take over the presidency. A bunch of our religious right pals here would probably love that. One thing to consider. McCain is no pussy. This guy spent 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How some of these scumbag republicans smear his military service is beyond me. If Hillary or Obama pull that shit, I am off their wagon. Not that it matters, because John McCain is toast in the General election, but nonetheless, a great American.


My son interned for McCain in Washington for a semester - he really is a great guy!