MR

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:46 am**

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

That poor dumb bastard, he never even heard the shot....

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:47 am**

Good one!

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:04 pm**

Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy. Especially if you're married. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:53 pm**

RossValoryRocks wrote:A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

That poor dumb bastard, he never even heard the shot....

Now that's funny neighbor....You stopping over soon???

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MR

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