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"Alan Thicke will be up next to answer your hate mail..."

My total favorite...


"I am evil hooo-MER, I am evil hooo-MER..."

Feel free to say no to this, but ....

would you shave my coin purse?

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

I have never watched one episode of either show.

people might laugh but i have watched the simpsons a few times but never a single episode of family guy until here recently...call me out of touch or whatever but when i think of cartoons i think of stuff like flintstones,tom and jerry,etc, you get the picture.well i let me three year old and two year old watch family guy every day a couple weeks ago while i did stuff around the house.i almost had a heart attack the other day when i finally sat down and watched this stuff.i immediately made my toddlers quit watching family guy.they threw a fit but whatever.that is a cartoon for teens and grown ups.

Best Homer voice:


Mmmmmmmmmm....Journey.

Andrew wrote:Best Homer voice:


Mmmmmmmmmm....Journey.

Thanks for the first laugh of the day, Andrew!

Family Guy-

Talk show host-"Welcome to KISS talk. Go ahead caller."

Caller- "Yeah KISS sucks"

Peter Griffin- "Trace the call trace the call!"

Show host- "Hey I recognize that voice! Hey it's dennis DeYoung of Styx...ha ya high pitched bastard. How about we compare Detroit Rock City with Come Sail Away"!!!!!!"

Few Homer ones I like:


Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!


Do I know what rhetorical means?


Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them

And you wonder why people think you are so mysterious Cyn.

"I'm the last remaining Democrat in America! TAX AND SPEND! Tax and spend! Yippee!!!"

homer and family running down the street looking for a guy,,, they find out that the guy had been drinking beer sitting on some steps..........

they walk up and their are 6 empty Zima bottles...

Homer-" theres 3 men"
marge-"how can you tell"
homer-"no man can drink over 2 Zimas"

for some reason that episode was funny to me.. that was 15 years ago..

Duckman was as good as the Simpson and Family Guy for a year or so...

Duckman: Did I ever tell you my Dad's last words to me?
Cornfed: "Careful, son, I don't think the safety is on."
Duckman: Before that.

The scene from the episode where Peter finds out his house isn't a part of the US and decides to claim his own country, Petoria, umm... "Can't Touch Me".



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIaDINJcfc

The creepy old man on Family Guy never fails to crack me up. Here's his "Best of" vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wf7Ngb51B4

Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail english. That unpossible!"

Peter: "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says, 'Oooooo'."
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

Meg: "And did you know that Sweeden also gave us the brilliant inventor, Alfred Nobel?"
Peter: "Which is more than we ever got from those free-loading Canadians. .... Canada sucks."

Lois: "When I think back to all the food we've wasted in this house."
Peter: (At the TV, spoon-feeding the screen) "Here Tom Selleck, c'mon, down the hatch."

Peter: "This is more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down."

Diffworlds wrote:Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail english. That unpossible!"

That kid has some great lines.

NealIsGod wrote:

Diffworlds wrote:Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail english. That unpossible!"

That kid has some great lines.

Best Ralph Wiggum line EVER was when a wolf kidnapped him or something and as the wolf is running along with Ralph in it's mouth he goes:

"You smell like dead bunnies."

Rhiannon wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:

Diffworlds wrote:Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail english. That unpossible!"

That kid has some great lines.

Best Ralph Wiggum line EVER was when a wolf kidnapped him or something and as the wolf is running along with Ralph in it's mouth he goes:

"You smell like dead bunnies."

Or when he proclaimed "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

This Homer quote reminds me of a few people I know.

"How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."

Diffworlds wrote:Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail english. That unpossible!"

Omg, Ralph Wiggum... we could be here all day with those...

"Tastes like burning!"

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Diffworlds wrote:Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail english. That unpossible!"

Omg, Ralph Wiggum... we could be here all day with those...

"Tastes like burning!"

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there..."

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/1848 I almost got fired for using this on several big wigs where i used to work, they called the cops especially after using the "my god your greasy"

Stewie Griffin is a personal hero of mine.
The smart-a$$ kid in me forces me to watch 'Family Guy' as much as I can.
I went through the Simpsons, and then through South Park, but now I'm stuck on this.
Even have a lot of their stuff.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dl ... category0=


later~

Saint John wrote:I have never watched one episode of either show.

Me neither. Glad I'm not the only one.

fightingilliniJRNY wrote:

Saint John wrote:I have never watched one episode of either show.

Me neither. Glad I'm not the only one.

You guys are missing out! Some hilarious material on all of these shows.

fightingilliniJRNY wrote:

Saint John wrote:I have never watched one episode of either show.

Me neither. Glad I'm not the only one.

I recently said something to one of my sisters about having just seen The Simpsons Movie and she said "What is Simpsons?" I went like this --> I mean even those who've never seen it have at least heard of it, no? LOL! I was shocked.