Worst hypothetical Presidential tickets...

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:42 pm
by 7 Wishes
Buchanan / Limbaugh
Dukakis / Mondale
Ferraro / Boxer
Kemp / Ogie Ogelthorpe
DuPont / Quayle
Kennedy / Hart
Hannity / Katz
Alberto Gonzalez / Luis Gonzalez
Clemens / Pettite
Robertson / Swaggart

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:47 pm
by SteveForever
Captain Stubbing/ Capt. Kirk
Hart /Lewinsky
Sean Penn/ Al Franken
L. Ron Hubbard/ Cruise
Gene Simmons/ Carrot Top

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:49 pm
by 7 Wishes
Pineda / Fleischman
Schwartzenegger / Stallone
Sly Stallone / Frank Stallone
Larry King / Bernard King
Lott / Thurmond

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:29 pm
by Rip Rokken
Rhiannon wrote:Dokken/Rokken
That TICKET would KICK IT!!!
Crown / Coke

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:35 pm
by Rhiannon
Rip Rokken wrote:Crown / Coke
I flop on the issues there. Sometimes it's:
Crown/Coke
Pineapple/Malibu
Sometimes its just shots of 1800! They'd never make for good leaders. They only lead to debauchery.

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:03 pm
by Rip Rokken
Rhiannon wrote:Sometimes its just shots of 1800! They'd never make for good leaders. They only lead to debauchery.
I thought you were just a sweet little Southern gal!

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:05 pm
by Rhiannon
Rip Rokken wrote:Rhiannon wrote:Sometimes its just shots of 1800! They'd never make for good leaders. They only lead to debauchery.
I thought you were just a sweet little Southern gal!
Of course I am! But that doesn't mean I can't throw back shots of tequila like nobody's business! In fact, I bet I can outshot most people here. Drinking drinks, no, I suck. Shots... rule at it!


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:08 pm
by Rip Rokken
Only shots I do anymore are of Espresso... Oh, and an annual flu shot.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:13 pm
by Rhiannon
Rip Rokken wrote:Only shots I do anymore are of Espresso...
I could SO outshot you with Espresso.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:21 pm
by Rip Rokken
Rhiannon wrote:I could SO outshot you with Espresso.

Not around my $500 shirt, please. That stuff can be hell to get out!


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:24 pm
by Rhiannon
Rip Rokken wrote:Not around my $500 shirt, please. That stuff can be hell to get out!

If you have a shirt that cost more than some people's major appliances, then you deserve a dinner roll to the face.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:44 pm
by bluejeangirl76
SteveForever wrote:Captain Stubbing/ Capt. Kirk
Capt. Stubing!

Working in a Capt. Stubing reference....nice.
Well then to
that end... Murry Slaughter / Mark Slaughter.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:54 pm
by Rip Rokken
Rhiannon wrote:If you have a shirt that cost more than some people's major appliances, then you deserve a dinner roll to the face.

LOL... I actually ripped that line from The Rock years ago. He used to talk about his "$500 shirt" when he was smack talkin' on WWF (pre-WWE). The most I
ever pay for a shirt is $50, but more likely, $10.00-$25.00.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:58 pm
by Rhiannon
Rip Rokken wrote:The most I
ever pay for a shirt is $50, but more likely, $10.00-$25.00.

Expensive clothes are cool. But half a grand for a shirt? As I'm sitting typing in my $5 t-shirt from 7th grade cheerleading camp.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:04 pm
by Rip Rokken
Most I EVER spent on a shirt was several years ago -- $100 for a Ralph Lauren "Big Oxford". Just a very thick, white casual oxford shirt. BIG mistake. Many designer clothes, especially Ralph Lauren, seem to be very cheaply made, and the seams don't even last. I can buy polo-style shirts at Target or Old Navy for 1/5 the cost, and they wear like iron. Truth is, I'm the cheapest man alive when it comes to shopping. I always end up getting the best sales or deals on stuff, to the constant amazement (and amusement) of my family.
Funny story -- the last time I was in L.A., we went down Rodeo drive, and there is a Ralph Lauren store there. They had the SAME cheap-ass shirts in there, only 4-5 times as much! One ridiculously thin polo shirt was $295 or something ridiculous like that. As soon as I saw a salesperson headed my way I hightailed it out of there... haha!

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:07 pm
by Rhiannon
I have several BCBG tops that were well over $180/piece. They were presents, though. As was my BCBG Little Black Dress, retail value $320.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:08 pm
by Voyager
Rhiannon wrote:As was my BCBG Little Black Dress, retail value $320.

Photos? Maybe Andrew could use them for the home page?


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:13 pm
by Rhiannon
Voyager wrote:Rhiannon wrote:As was my BCBG Little Black Dress, retail value $320.

Photos? Maybe Andrew could use them for the home page?

Nice try.
I'll be wearing it to dinner Saturday night March 8th in Las Vegas, NV. Those in attendance can rock their LBD's with me.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:16 pm
by Rip Rokken
I'm wearing a wife-beater and a pair of ripped up acid-washed jeans.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:19 pm
by Rhiannon
Rip Rokken wrote:I'm wearing a wife-beater and a pair of ripped up acid-washed jeans.

You have a mullet, don't you?


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:21 pm
by Rip Rokken
Rhiannon wrote:You have a mullet, don't you?

Absolutely! And a thick gold plated chain as well! Hey, isn't it your bedtime?

Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:23 pm
by Rhiannon
All the time is bedtime. Jet-setting, dynamic, people like me sleep when they can/if they can. ...In other words, yes it is, but I'm insomniatic.


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:44 pm
by mikemarrs
i'm up all night,sleep all day as mark slaughter would say....


Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:49 pm
by weatherman90
I personally feel that a "Clinton/Insert Liberal Here" would be a recipe for disaster