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Word has it that Lynne Spears' (Britney's mom) book on parenting has been put on hold due to the recent problems that her two daughters are having. I found it kind of ironic that Lynne Spears would write a book on parenting.

I would like to hear your completion to the following sentence:

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting would be like...

(Example: ...like George W. Bush writing a book on how to run a Democracy.)

The media hyped up the "parenting book" angle, but from what I understand, it was more a book on life with two famous daughters -- not an advice book. Someone recently told me they've only delayed the book because it wasn't ready.

OXYMORON

Shadowsong wrote:OXYMORON

No, that's someone who doesn't know how to combat an acne problem!

...Bill Clinton writing a book on staying faithful to your wife.

...Neal Schon writing a book about truth, honesty, and keeping promises.

...Me writing a book on the evils of the liberal media.

...Rosie O'Donnell writing a book about beauty tips and being feminine.

"Lynne Spears' Guide To Parenting" Appropriately titled "What Not To Do"

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like...

...screen doors on a fucking submarine.

;^)

johnroxx wrote:Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like...

...screen doors on a fucking submarine.

;^)

Never heard that one. It actually made me LOL. Good one, dude.

Saint John wrote:

johnroxx wrote:Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like...

...screen doors on a fucking submarine.

;^)

Never heard that one. It actually made me LOL. Good one, dude.

Thank you...thankyouverymuch...

;^)

7 Wishes wrote:...Bill Clinton writing a book on staying faithful to your wife.

...Neal Schon writing a book about truth, honesty, and keeping promises.

LOL!

How about: Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like...

...Jim Jones writing a book on how to run a church.

or

...Osama Bin Laden writing a book on how to establish peace in the Middle East.

or

...Dick Cheney writing a book on safe gun handling.

Let's hear some more!

johnroxx wrote:Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like...

...screen doors on a submarine.

;^)

its battleship...

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like Susan Smith writing one on car seat safety.

... Deano writing a book on internet etiquette.

NealIsGod wrote:... Deano writing a book on internet etiquette.

Saint John wrote:Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like Susan Smith writing one on car seat safety.

Oh thats bad.

NealIsGod wrote:... Deano writing a book on internet etiquette.

LOL

johnroxx wrote:Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like...

...screen doors on a fucking submarine.

;^)

Ha! Good one!

Voyager wrote:Word has it that Lynne Spears' (Britney's mom) book on parenting has been put on hold due to the recent problems that her two daughters are having. I found it kind of ironic that Lynne Spears would write a book on parenting.

I would like to hear your completion to the following sentence:

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting would be like...

(Example: ...like George W. Bush writing a book on how to run a Democracy.)

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting would be like...

- Darth Vader writing a book on parenting
- Neal Schon writing a book on marriage counseling
- W writing a book on philosophy
- Michael Vick writing a book on dog care and grooming
- Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, Roger Clemmons or Bill Belichick writing a book on fair play in professional sports (yes there are more I could name - however, our time here on earth is limited)

Cat

CatEyes wrote:- Neal Schon writing a book on marriage counseling

- Michael Vick writing a book on dog care and grooming

More good ones