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Not me. At ten dollars ago you can buy 490 copies of playboy , spend the other 100 dollars on beer, get so F**cked up you think the girls in the magazine are really in your bedroom and have a really good time that lasts more than one hour.

I know it works - H*ll it worked for me when I was a student a Bob Jones University and dancin weren't allowed!

I'm in. Absolutely. If I am richer than God, I am buying every bit of sweet ass I possibly can. Nothing beats a good piece of ass and hair pie. Fuck it, make it a double. Two at once.

Yeah, I would buy her, but there is much better out there.

Bob Jones University? Just what in the Fuck is that all about? Dude, you can say Hell here without inserting a fuckin asterik. Bob Jones University? Dude, I can't stop laughing. Sounds like a breakfast dish at Denny's. "Um, let me have the Bob Jones Scramble." Are you fucking serious bro? Bob Jones? That shit has to be made up.

Spitzer paid 5 G's for that??? Tell me you are kidding?!

I don't know...it depends on a few factors such as skill level.

I'd drop a grand and if she was able to do what is beyond requirement...then I'd up the ante.

Rockindeano wrote:
Bob Jones University? Just what in the Fuck is that all about? Dude, you can say Hell here without inserting a fuckin asterik. Bob Jones University?

I would say that Bob Jones University has Bible Thumper college written all over it, and I've never heard of the place! I'm also willing to bet my last dollar that it's in a Bible Belt state, because no other state would accept a college with that name


John from Boston

I'd rather drop 5 G's for the sexy lass in Gin 'n' Tonic's avatar. Mrrrrrrrow.

Rockindeano wrote:I'm in. Absolutely. If I am richer than God, I am buying every bit of sweet ass I possibly can. Nothing beats a good piece of ass and hair pie. Fuck it, make it a double. Two at once.

Yeah, I would buy her, but there is much better out there.

Bob Jones University? Just what in the Fuck is that all about? Dude, you can say Hell here without inserting a fuckin asterik. Bob Jones University? Dude, I can't stop laughing. Sounds like a breakfast dish at Denny's. "Um, let me have the Bob Jones Scramble." Are you fucking serious bro? Bob Jones? That shit has to be made up.

Yeah, I went to Bob Jones University ! - Did I fuck !!! When I was inthe US Navy I once drove past the main entrance of the university on a weekend roadtrip to see if there were any young holy rollin girls away from home for the first time that I could corrupt, but thats the closest I ever got !

I cant believe some of you assholes never heard of this place


http://www.bju.edu/

ProgRocker53 wrote:I'd rather drop 5 G's for the sexy lass in Gin 'n' Tonic's avatar. Mrrrrrrrow.

www.marion-raven.com

Stay away , shes my girl! (um in my dreams at least !)

Oh I know about it. I was fuckin razzin you dude. I am not into Bible colleges. I went to a fuckin private school from K- 7 and hated it. I was always in trouble, always getting my ass smacked, and for what? Cussing? Playing Butts Up at recess? Calling retarded kids retards? Gimme a break. I can recite the fucking Bible and all the good shit in there. Whomever wrote that should get a Pulitzer. Amazing shit in there. I am not buying all of it though. I am guessing Daniel didn't walk up to a pissed off lion and throw down beers with it and then say, "is that a thorn in your paw? Well shit, let me get my tweezers." I am also a little skeptical about Jonah wanting to crash in a whales gut. That was the kicker for me. I can see Moses parting a fucking Sea, and Noah being 900 years old and going for a cruise in his wooden boat, but crashing in a Sperm whale's stomach is a bit of a reach.

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:I'd rather drop 5 G's for the sexy lass in Gin 'n' Tonic's avatar. Mrrrrrrrow.

www.marion-raven.com

Stay away , shes my girl! (um in my dreams at least !)

Whoa, that's the girl that was on Meat Loaf's latest record. Incredible voice... and fine as hell.. looks like a girl right out of my fantasies... mmmm.

I'm ravin' for Raven, and someday I'm marryin' Marion!

This reminds me of the old Chris Rock routine...

"I pulled up next to this ho and said, hey baby, how much? She said $1000 and I'll do anything you want!
I said, Bitch paint my house!"

RedWingFan wrote:This reminds me of the old Chris Rock routine...

"I pulled up next to this ho and said, hey baby, how much? She said $1000 and I'll do anything you want!
I said, Bitch paint my house!"

LMAO!!!

Rockindeano wrote:Oh I know about it. I was fuckin razzin you dude. I am not into Bible colleges. I went to a fuckin private school from K- 7 and hated it. I was always in trouble, always getting my ass smacked, and for what? Cussing? Playing Butts Up at recess? Calling retarded kids retards? Gimme a break. I can recite the fucking Bible and all the good shit in there. Whomever wrote that should get a Pulitzer. Amazing shit in there. I am not buying all of it though. I am guessing Daniel didn't walk up to a pissed off lion and throw down beers with it and then say, "is that a thorn in your paw? Well shit, let me get my tweezers." I am also a little skeptical about Jonah wanting to crash in a whales gut. That was the kicker for me. I can see Moses parting a fucking Sea, and Noah being 900 years old and going for a cruise in his wooden boat, but crashing in a Sperm whale's stomach is a bit of a reach.

George Carlin would be proud of that dissertation on "The Good Book", Dean! Funny shit!


John from Boston

Fact Finder wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:Spitzer paid 5 G's for that??? Tell me you are kidding?!

Actually he paid $4300 for 5 hours, and only used 2 1/2 hours. Dude just couldn't hold back.

I wonder what she would charge for 10 minutes?

If money's not an object, the amount doesn't matter. Do you like the girl or not? She's pretty, nice body. What's not to like?

As to the bible- just last week scientists said that Moses saw the burning bush because the population reqularly chewed leaves off a bush or tree . It had the same effects as whatever caused Jefferson Starship to see the white rabbit. I do find the bible to be historically accurate.

squirt1 wrote:As to the bible- just last week scientists said that Moses saw the burning bush because the population reqularly chewed leaves off a bush or tree . It had the same effects as whatever caused Jefferson Starship to see the white rabbit. I do find the bible to be historically accurate.

REALLY? THAT is FUNNY!!

RossValoryRocks wrote:Spitzer paid 5 G's for that??? Tell me you are kidding?!

Agreed ! I can pick up chicks like that without the 5 grand.. If I was that rich,I would go look for the Bond girl in Casino Royale,you know the dark haired one on the horse on the beach.. My God! I would pay for that!