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OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:19 pm
by Enigma869
This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/15 ... etail.html


John from Boston

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:27 pm
by 7 Wishes
This is why truly stupid people should not be allowed to reproduce and taint the gene pool.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:31 pm
by Rick
She must have had to take a hell of a shit. :shock:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:33 pm
by Rhiannon
Who throws a cupcake? Seriously?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:34 pm
by donnaplease
I work in a skilled nursing facility, and a few months ago we admitted a lady who developed a decubitus ulcer on her back from sitting too long on the toilet. :?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:35 pm
by SteveForever
hmm, no bath for atleast 2 years-how nice. :o

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:40 pm
by Blueskies
This is just beyond words weirdness :shock: :shock: :shock:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:40 pm
by Rockindeano
SteveForever wrote:hmm, no bath for atleast 2 years-how nice. :o


Probably a Euro. :)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:42 pm
by SteveForever
Rockindeano wrote:
SteveForever wrote:hmm, no bath for atleast 2 years-how nice. :o


Probably a Euro. :)


I'm wondering if its even "human", thank you to all the nurses and doctors=I could not
do that job.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:45 pm
by donnaplease
SteveForever wrote:
I'm wondering if its even "human", thank you to all the nurses and doctors=I could not
do that job.


You're welcome, Liz. :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:47 pm
by Ratgirl
Blueskies wrote:This is just beyond words weirdness :shock: :shock: :shock:


Indeed.. truly weird. :? :shock:

Re: OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:51 pm
by Rip Rokken
Enigma869 wrote:This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people :shock: :shock: :shock:


No s**t?!? That stinks!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:06 pm
by sadie65
Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.

Re: OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:07 pm
by Michigan Girl
Rip Rokken wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people :shock: :shock: :shock:


No s**t?!? That stinks!

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LMAO!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:07 pm
by donnaplease
sadie65 wrote:Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.


Maybe she ran out of TP, and that's what got him involved in the first place... :?

Re: OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:10 pm
by Deb
This can't be true, is it? 2 straight years? :shock:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:12 pm
by T-Bone
Didn't ANY of this chicks friends or family wonder what the hell was going on or even come to see if she was OK after they hadn't seen her for a while? :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:22 pm
by 7 Wishes
sadie65 wrote:Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.


A child dying on a foreign shore, or being murdered at random...those are tragic events. These are just two incredibly stupid people.

Re: OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:33 pm
by Rip Rokken
Michigan Girl wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people :shock: :shock: :shock:


No s**t?!? That stinks!

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LMAO!!


Reporter: "Ma'am, tell us, how do you feel after being stuck to a toilet for 2 years?"

Woman: "TOTALLY wiped out!"

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:34 pm
by sadie65
7 Wishes wrote:
sadie65 wrote:Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.


A child dying on a foreign shore, or being murdered at random...those are tragic events. These are just two incredibly stupid people.


The tragedy is that there were no people looking for this woman, missing her. That both people somehow never even recognized how wrong the situation is.
By no means would I equate it with a child dying or random murders, but I certainly wouldn't limit a tragedy to only those things.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:36 pm
by Rip Rokken
Reporter: "Why did you remain on the toilet for 2 whole years, never once calling for help?"

Woman: "My boyfriend told me to keep a lid on it!"

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:37 pm
by 7 Wishes
Somehow I see this being spoofed by Weird Al.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:38 pm
by Rip Rokken
7 Wishes wrote:Somehow I see this being spoofed by Weird Al.


This topic is just completely ripe for a fat crack by Weird Al!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:41 pm
by 7 Wishes
Bret Michaels would try to turn it into a power ballad.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:44 pm
by Rip Rokken
7 Wishes wrote:Bret Michaels would try to turn it into a power ballad.


"A-give me somethin' to ba-leed in"

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 pm
by 7 Wishes
You are one funny, sick SOB, Rip.

Next MR event, I'm making a beeline for your table, and we're gonna pound some German beers.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 pm
by Michigan Girl
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:52 pm
by Rip Rokken
7 Wishes wrote:You are one funny, sick SOB, Rip.

Next MR event, I'm making a beeline for your table, and we're gonna pound some German beers.


Pound some German bears? The ones that don't shave their legs and have mustaches? I'm not that desparate... haha!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:19 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
look you guys,, fun is fun.. but this is not a laughing matter....

i mean,, no one wants to be the BUTT of the joke..

you see.. butt.. and .. its a play.. on ..uh..8)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:22 pm
by Rip Rokken
larryfromnextdoor wrote:look you guys,, fun is fun.. but this is not a laughing matter....

i mean,, no one wants to be the BUTT of the joke..

you see.. butt.. and .. its a play.. on ..uh..8)


Hey, now... don't be an ass!

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