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antiMusic reports: Today's silly story comes courtesy of Hecklerspray: If you've missed out on tickets to this year's festivals like T In The Park, V and Glastonbury, you can still get a chance to go. All you have to do is wank! Yes simply place your man sap in a jar, send it off and you could be experiencing the joys of festivals around Europe. Sorry ladies, it's a no go for you. But why not try and water some mayonnaise down and pass it off as your own reproductive bodily fluid anyway?

Honestly, this doesn't appear to be an offer from some sort of mad fetishist who wants samples of sperm delivered to his home so he can bath in it or something. It's quite the opposite of that actually. Whilst Ireland is full of leprechauns, Guinness, pikeys and rubbish preaching rock stars, it is short on one thing. Sperm. And this essential ingredient that is needed for everyone to reproduce is in short supply.

Everyone loves the Irish. Without them we wouldn't have a pointless excuse to neck countless pints of Guinness for a novelty hat. Would we really want to see them disappear off the face of the planet? As the NME reports: "Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative. Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years." -

Gives a whole new meaning to Shamrock Shakes

I just threw up a little..............

mikemarrs wrote:antiMusic reports: Today's silly story comes courtesy of Hecklerspray: If you've missed out on tickets to this year's festivals like T In The Park, V and Glastonbury, you can still get a chance to go. All you have to do is wank! Yes simply place your man sap in a jar, send it off and you could be experiencing the joys of festivals around Europe. Sorry ladies, it's a no go for you. But why not try and water some mayonnaise down and pass it off as your own reproductive bodily fluid anyway?
Honestly, this doesn't appear to be an offer from some sort of mad fetishist who wants samples of sperm delivered to his home so he can bath in it or something. It's quite the opposite of that actually. Whilst Ireland is full of leprechauns, Guinness, pikeys and rubbish preaching rock stars, it is short on one thing. Sperm. And this essential ingredient that is needed for everyone to reproduce is in short supply.

Everyone loves the Irish. Without them we wouldn't have a pointless excuse to neck countless pints of Guinness for a novelty hat. Would we really want to see them disappear off the face of the planet? As the NME reports: "Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative. Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years." -

Oh my they give women such LITTLE Credit don't they???? So SILLY!!!!

Ummm...I dated this girl once who...um...never mind. She had an uncanny natural ability that kind of freaked me out the first time.

Oh yeah, well, I dated this girl that, no wait, that's a lie. Nevermind............