OT-Couple married 83 years

[Angiekay]

Holy Crap....I can't imagine living this long, let alone putting up with someone this long!!!!

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23671580/

[Ratgirl]

awww.. thats so sweet.

My grandparents have been married 60+ years. My hubby and I will surely make it that long..
our nagging each other keeps us going.

[Angiekay]

awww.. thats so sweet.

My grandparents have been married 60+ years. My hubby and I will surely make it that long..
our nagging each other keeps us going.

My grandparents were married 67 years before my grandpa died two years ago. It's just hard to comprehend that kind of time together!

[Lady Luck]

awww.. thats so sweet.

My grandparents have been married 60+ years. My hubby and I will surely make it that long..
our nagging each other keeps us going.

Not to mention him being so understanding when our road/air trips come up.

[Saint John]

If this guy isn't ready for a bullet to the head then no one is.

[Ratgirl]

awww.. thats so sweet.

My grandparents have been married 60+ years. My hubby and I will surely make it that long..
our nagging each other keeps us going.

Not to mention him being so understanding when our road/air trips come up.

Dont think he doesnt have his little toys.. his is sitting in the garage! Mine is just broken up into years instead of
one big purchase.

[conversationpc]

My wife and I are lucky. Both sets of parents have been married for 40+ years.

[Saint John]

My wife and I are lucky. Both sets of parents have been married for 40+ years.

Not sure how that makes you "lucky" but whatever makes you happy.

[Enigma869]

My wife and I are lucky. Both sets of parents have been married for 40+ years.

Not sure how that makes you "lucky" but whatever makes you happy.

Jesus SJ...you and I share a brain, which is frightening I actually said that out loud, before I read your reply! What about that makes you "lucky"? Lucky is winning the lottery! Don't get me wrong...I admire any couple who manages to stay married, because it's a daily grind. That said, there are MANY people who stay married for decades, and are completely miserable, throughout the duration. Some people just stay married for religious or convenience reasons. I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years


John from Boston

[Saint John]

My wife and I are lucky. Both sets of parents have been married for 40+ years.

Not sure how that makes you "lucky" but whatever makes you happy.

Jesus SJ...you and I share a brain, which is frightening I actually said that out loud, before I read your reply! What about that makes you "lucky"? Lucky is winning the lottery! Don't get me wrong...I admire any couple who manages to stay married, because it's a daily grind. That said, there are MANY people who stay married for decades, and are completely miserable, throughout the duration. Some people just stay married for religious or convenience reasons. I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years


John from Boston

John, trust me. When this old fucker finally cashes in he's gonna have a long talk with the Big Guy and want an explanation as to why he had to endure what he did. I think he has a valid case.


PS Had he won the lottery he would have been divorced and happy decades ago.

[Lady Luck]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

That just made me bust out laughing.

[WIX]

by looking at both of them and doing a quick analyzation.

She has an evil grin on her face, she has obviously mentally abused him for several years. Giving him no choice but to stay. I would guess he lost his mind years ago and had just been in the relationship in body alone, his spirit was busted by that evil lady years ago.

[Ratgirl]

by looking at both of them and doing a quick analyzation.

She has an evil grin on her face, she has obviously mentally abused him for several years. Giving him no choice but to stay. I would guess he lost his mind years ago and had just been in the relationship in body alone, his spirit was busted by that evil lady years ago.

NOW your sounding like my hubby and the reason why he's still hanging around. LOL!!!

[jrnychick]

I think that's a really sweet story. It's doubtful that my husband and I will make it to 83 years of marriage because we were both 25 when we got married. We've been married for 13 years, and have been happy most of that time. We have our bad times like everyone else. However, we work hard at getting through the rough patches so we don't end up like both of our parents--divorced after over 20 years of marriage. 99% of the time, we're a great team and have fun together.

[WIX]

in fact as I look closer to her evil smile, she is thinking about all the times she beat his ass bloody with twine and the times she spit in his home cooked meals.

she is also thinking about all the men she rode while he thought she was at work. She was busy getting busy with the Milkman, then after that the postman.

What a sad sad story........................................................

a tragedy

[Rhiannon]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

[WIX]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

what? lets see, your 22? anyway, yes better tax breaks, better insurance rates, a better tax refund in may from stimulus package.
I got married at 19........................23 years later still bumping uglies the same as when I was 19. Course, I am a legend in my own mind.

[Maui Tom]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

what? lets see, your 22? anyway, yes better tax breaks, better insurance rates, a better tax refund in may from stimulus package.
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she couldn't even commit to 55 minutes with me....chick is serious.

[Rhiannon]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

what? lets see, your 22? anyway, yes better tax breaks, better insurance rates, a better tax refund in may from stimulus package.
I got married at 19........................23 years later still bumping uglies the same as when I was 19. Course, I am a legend in my own mind.

Hehehe Wix, you're a riot. So basically, you found this woman you loved so much that you wanted to relegate yourself to only bumping her ugly for eternity and to make life easier financially you two got a piece of paper so you could (or could not) share a last name and thereby enjoy getting preferential treatment from corporate america... if you even have a last name.

[Rhiannon]

she couldn't even commit to 55 minutes with me....chick is serious.

I have no problems with committing myself to another person. Especially for 55 minutes.

[Maui Tom]

she couldn't even commit to 55 minutes with me....chick is serious.

I have no problems with committing myself to another person. Especially for 55 minutes.

RAIN CHECK!

[WIX]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

what? lets see, your 22? anyway, yes better tax breaks, better insurance rates, a better tax refund in may from stimulus package.
I got married at 19........................23 years later still bumping uglies the same as when I was 19. Course, I am a legend in my own mind.

Hehehe Wix, you're a riot. So basically, you found this woman you loved so much that you wanted to relegate yourself to only bumping her ugly for eternity and to make life easier financially you two got a piece of paper so you could (or could not) share a last name and thereby enjoy getting preferential treatment from corporate america... if you even have a last name.

actually, there was nothing else to do here, everyone gets married at 18 and 19. And actually I was a lesbian but was born with a penise, so getting married to a chick was my best option. So I guess you could say I am a lesbian.
sorry, so your 21 then, off one year.
and to answer your question I am a mormon, and as you may know or not know, mormons can go to the LDS temple and get sealed for time and eternity to as many wives as they want. In the end you will have your own Kingdom with women bumping uglies all day and night.

Party On.

give me $20and I will tell you the last two letters

[WIX]

she couldn't even commit to 55 minutes with me....chick is serious.

I have no problems with committing myself to another person. Especially for 55 minutes.

RAIN CHECK!

dude, she has ADHD, she doesn't even remember telling you that

[Maui Tom]

she couldn't even commit to 55 minutes with me....chick is serious.

I have no problems with committing myself to another person. Especially for 55 minutes.

RAIN CHECK!

dude, she has ADHD, she doesn't evemn remember telling you that

No worries...I have thousands of rain checks out there for all types of things....I'm pretty much a "maybe next time K?" kinda guy...

[Rhiannon]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

what? lets see, your 22? anyway, yes better tax breaks, better insurance rates, a better tax refund in may from stimulus package.
I got married at 19........................23 years later still bumping uglies the same as when I was 19. Course, I am a legend in my own mind.

Hehehe Wix, you're a riot. So basically, you found this woman you loved so much that you wanted to relegate yourself to only bumping her ugly for eternity and to make life easier financially you two got a piece of paper so you could (or could not) share a last name and thereby enjoy getting preferential treatment from corporate america... if you even have a last name.

actually, there was nothing else to do here, everyone gets married at 18 and 19. And actually I was a lesbian but was born with a penise, so getting married to a chick was my best option. So I guess you could say I am a lesbian.
sorry, so your 21 then, off one year.
and to answer your question I am a mormon, and as you may know or not know, mormons can go to the LDS temple and get sealed for time and eternity to as many wives as they want. In the end you will have your own Kingdom with women bumping uglies all day and night.

Party On.

give me $20and I will tell you the last two letters

I'm 22 and a HALF, thankyouverymuch.
Same thing where I'm from... everyone gets married right out of high school, if not in high school. That's pretty much all there is to do. I kind of had you pegged as a lesbian, you give off that muff-diving vibe. Sucks you were born with a penis. I hear those things can get caught in zippers. Why would you want multiple wives? Doesn't that just multipy the nagging and 'honey-do' demands??

Will you take money order or C.O.D. for those last two letters?

[Rhiannon]

dude, she has ADHD, she doesn't evemn remember telling you that

Can we get some strobe lights in here??

[Maui Tom]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

what? lets see, your 22? anyway, yes better tax breaks, better insurance rates, a better tax refund in may from stimulus package.
I got married at 19........................23 years later still bumping uglies the same as when I was 19. Course, I am a legend in my own mind.

Hehehe Wix, you're a riot. So basically, you found this woman you loved so much that you wanted to relegate yourself to only bumping her ugly for eternity and to make life easier financially you two got a piece of paper so you could (or could not) share a last name and thereby enjoy getting preferential treatment from corporate america... if you even have a last name.

actually, there was nothing else to do here, everyone gets married at 18 and 19. And actually I was a lesbian but was born with a penise, so getting married to a chick was my best option. So I guess you could say I am a lesbian.
sorry, so your 21 then, off one year.
and to answer your question I am a mormon, and as you may know or not know, mormons can go to the LDS temple and get sealed for time and eternity to as many wives as they want. In the end you will have your own Kingdom with women bumping uglies all day and night.

Party On.

give me $20and I will tell you the last two letters

I'm 22 and a HALF, thankyouverymuch.
Same thing where I'm from... everyone gets married right out of high school, if not in high school. That's pretty much all there is to do. I kind of had you pegged as a lesbian, you give off that muff-diving vibe. Sucks you were born with a penis. I hear those things can get caught in zippers. Why would you want multiple wives? Doesn't that just multipy the nagging and 'honey-do' demands??

Will you take money order or C.O.D. for those last two letters?

His name is William Ix

[Rick]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

Debbie and I got married so she could fly free.

[Maui Tom]

I've met couples who have been married for 20 years and haven't bumped uglies in 19 years

Lol!!! So true! And I have personally asked all of my married friends exactly what is the point in the whole 'marriage' thing. I just don't get it. Why do people feel the need to legally bind themselves to someone else? Can someone explain to me the endgame? Seriously, tax breaks? To get away from home? Because you have a personal vendetta against good sex? ...Honestly, what is it?

Debbie and I got married so she could fly free.

So...you're a cropduster?

[WIX]

I don't care what everone else says about you two, your both class acts.

Rhi, hey, stay single, your probably smart, and yes I have got it stuck in the zipper a few times, too bad too.

actually, I was called Wicky Dicky in grade school bwhaahahhaah