I Can See It Now

With the Herbie Herbert interview now imminent, I had a vision not too long ago. After the pasting that Steve Augeri took, I can see the Wigglerettes (the majority of female Augeri fans...and Red13JoePa
) lining up to watch Perry take his lumps at the hands of Herbie Herbert. They're getting popcorn ready, but not just any popcorn. Jiffy Pop? Nope. Orville Reddenbacher? Nope. We're talking 55 gallon drums on hand trucks. Butter? You fucking bet!!! It's being poured on in quarts. The anticipation of Perry taking on water is only surpassed by the thought of digging their claws into those drums and coming away with greasy paws full of buttered popcorn. The fat intake so great that they look like they they could be exchanging vows with the fucking Michelin Man at any moment. Ahhh...good times are back. Sit back, grab a beer, and enjoy the show.



