MR

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:40 am**

My import copy of LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN!!!

I'm having a complete Dokkgasm right now, because it's slap your mama good! Probably best not to reply to this thread, or even PM me for a day or so, because it's likely to illicit unexpected results out of me, sort of how Red Kryptonite affects Superman. I'm afraid I might get abusive for no good reason, and then have to shell out apologies once I come back to my senses.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:43 am**

Crack don't smoke itself, apparently. :lol:

(Glad, you're happy, Riptard.

)

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:44 am**

Rip Rokken wrote:Dokkgasm

Uh....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:46 am**

Rhiannon wrote:Crack don't smoke itself, apparently.

(Glad, you're happy, Riptard. )

I feel like I'm on crack. You know you have it bad when you start seeing your own face inDokktrined on a Rip picture post...

....oh wait... that really is my face... oh my.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:48 am**

This thread sukks. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:51 am**

I feel like I'm being indokkrinated.

:lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:36 am**

I'm about to start passing out the bitch-slaps, and maybe a swift kick in the arse or two... I'm also writing down the names so I'll know who to apologize to later.

By the way, the cheapest place to get the import + 1 is www.cdinzane.com -- $17.99!!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:47 am**

Rip Rokken wrote:I'm about to start passing out the bitch-slaps, and maybe a swift kick in the arse or two... I'm also writing down the names so I'll know who to apologize to later.

By the way, the cheapest place to get the import + 1 is www.cdinzane.com -- $17.99!!!

Come on now...I thought you'd be feeling more like this:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:53 am**

I knew it...we're fukked. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:03 am**

Rip Rokken wrote:I'm about to start passing out the bitch-slaps, and maybe a swift kick in the arse or two... I'm also writing down the names so I'll know who to apologize to later.

Ah Rip, you know all this smakken talkken is just that-talkken!!!! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:06 am**

Keep this shit up, Rip and we'll banish you to Bakk Talkk. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:10 am**

Oh, quit fukkin with him :shock:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:18 am**

ordered it :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:28 am**

Melissa wrote:ordered it

Oh no... those Dokk-Chats have brainwashed you!!! :shock:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:30 am**

Once I get my check this week I know what I'm ordering....

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:31 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:ordered it

Oh no... those Dokk-Chats have brainwashed you!!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:39 am**

ProgRocker53 wrote:Once I get my check this week I know what I'm ordering....

Hopefully, a bag of reefer from your dealer. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:39 am**

Melissa wrote:

Are you going to order one?

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:49 am**

Rip Rokken wrote:
Melissa wrote:

Are you going to order one?

I already did, Sir Rokken!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:13 am**

I see that some of you have already been abdokked and indokkenated...for the rest I suggest you apply some of this liberally before it's too late! :shock:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:14 am**

Saint John wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:Once I get my check this week I know what I'm ordering....

Hopefully, a bag of reefer from your dealer.

Why does everyone think I'm some massive stoner? :roll:

Now that I think about it, that WOULD go well with the new Dokken album..

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:18 am**

Melissa wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Melissa wrote:

Are you going to order one?

I already did, Sir Rokken!

Your new name, then, is MELSA

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:19 am**

BTW, folks, if you pre-order the domestic version thru Rhino Records, you get a free poster autographed by Don himself! I ordered both the import and domestic, so I'm good all the way around.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:28 am**

AlteredDNA wrote:Come on now...I thought you'd be feeling more like this:

LMAO! That cracked me up! thx! Should have Rip's and Dan's heads on there. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:38 am**

Rip Rokken wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Melissa wrote:

Are you going to order one?

I already did, Sir Rokken!

Your new name, then, is MELSA