MR

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:04 am**

Know any good "Yo mama" jokes? I love them. Put 'em here. I'll start.

Yo mama is so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:11 am**

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:14 am**

Yo momma so old, she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:15 am**

Yo mama is so fat. When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 87 years to live! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:15 am**

Moose wrote:Yo momma so old, she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:21 am**

Your mama's so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:21 am**

Since 78 wrote:Your mama's so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

LMAO!!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:22 am**

RedWingFan wrote:Yo mama is so fat. When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 87 years to live!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:23 am**

Yo Mama so ugly she make blind children cry!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:24 am**

Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:25 am**

Since 78 wrote:Your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so poor. She went to McDonald's and ordered 3 ketchup packets, a napkin and a straw! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:30 am**

Yo Mama so dumb she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:31 am**

Rick wrote:Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Bwahahahaha - never hear that one! Gorilla cookies?

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:40 am**

RedWingFan wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Your mama's so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

LMAO!!!

THAT IS FUUUUNNNY!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:43 am**

Yo moma's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving...

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:48 am**

AlteredDNA wrote:Yo moma's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving...

Your mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:51 am**

Yo moma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind...

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:56 am**

Your mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:59 am**

Yo moma so old that when she was in school there was no history class...

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:00 am**

Since 78 wrote:Your mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Another great one! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:05 am**

Yo mama lives in such a rough neighborhood. I looked in her cubbard and saw a rat choking Mrs. Butterworth! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:08 am**

Yo mama so bald I can see what's on her mind...

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:23 am**

Your momma is so dumb and fat that when she heard it was chilli outside she ran and got a bowl and spoon..

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:37 am**

Your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
:wink:

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:42 am**

Michigan Girl wrote:Your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

and we have a winner!

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:42 am**

I heard Chris Rocks mom today say one. "You're Mamas butts so big you can show a movie on it."

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:46 am**

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:50 am**

Yo mama so fat she can trick or treat two houses at a time...

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:54 am**

Yo mama's so ugly that when she left the zoo, they shot her with a tranquilzer

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:55 am**

Yo mamas so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

OT- Yo Mama...