Another quarterback bites the dust

[Angiekay]

How will you ever go on Niggy?

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Steve McNair announced yesterday (April 17th) that he's retiring, ending a stellar 13-year career, because he physically could no longer continue. Although the 35-year-old McNair had intended to complete the final three years of his contract, he said, "My mind was there. Mentally, I could go out and play. But physically, I couldn't do it anymore." McNair guided the Ravens to a franchise-best 13-3 record in 2006, his first season in Baltimore, but he injured his groin during the season opener last season and never fully regained his form. McNair began his career in 1995 with the Houston Oilers, who became the Tennessee Titans. He led the team to four playoff appearances, including the Super Bowl after the 1999 season. He was chosen co-MVP of the league in 2003, sharing the award with Peyton Manning.

[Rhiannon]

Glory hallelujah! I thought he fell off the face of the earth years ago... oh wait -- HE DID!

[Saint John]

That dude was a tough motherfucker.

[WIX]

word on the street is the Great Hall of Famer Fran Tarkenton is coming out of retirement to fill the position!!

[Red13JoePa]

I'm going to Fat Andy for permission to barter the deal.

NIG, do the same w/ Balti Mgmt.

NealIsGod, you guys get McMoreChinsThanAHongKongPhoneBook from the Eagles, gag reflex in big games and all.

All I need in return is an Inner Harbor Crabburger w/ lettuce, tartar sauce and a side of cheese crab fries.

Moose will drive McSixTheOtherWay's load ass down there in the bed of his F350.

[Saint John]

I'm going to Fat Andy for permission to barter the deal.

NIG, do the same w/ Balti Mgmt.

NealIsGod, you guys get McMoreChinsThanAHongKongPhoneBook from the Eagles, gag reflex in big games and all.

All I need in reply is an Inner Harbor Crabburger w/ lettuce, tartar sauce and a side of cheese crab fries.

Moose will drive McSixTheOtherWay's load ass down there in the bed of his F350.

This is a great post and I was actually able to understand all of it!!! Well done.

[Red13JoePa]

Sick of you, among others, bitching about it so I did something.

Because YOU'RE about as deep as a parking lot puddle and bright as a dark night, I have to dumb my shit down AND worry about getting pinched for spelling violations from you and that other departed spelling cop.

[Rhiannon]

Because YOU'RE about as deep as a parking lot puddle and bright as a dark night, I have to dumb my shit down AND worry about getting pinched for spelling violations from you and that other departed spelling cop.

I fucking heart you. I'm wiping tears of "Holy God, that was hilarious" out of my eye.

[Red13JoePa]

Pff.
Tell me you don't hate seeing RND or SJ try to torpedo a great post with a "dude you misspelled that word!"?

[AlteredDNA]

Pff.
Tell me you don't hate seeing RND or SJ try to torpedo a great post with a "dude you misspelled that word!"?

I think some people may "misspell" a word here and there, just to get a reaction...

Just sayin'...

[Rhiannon]

Pff.
Tell me you don't hate seeing RND or SJ try to torpedo a great post with a "dude you misspelled that word!"?

That is because your post, whatever it is, has struck such a deep intrinsic nerve within their very souls, and every fiber of their being knows you are right and they have no recourse to counterpoint you so all they are left with is "Fuckin' A, dude, it's ridiculous. Dumbass."

[Red13JoePa]

Pff.
Tell me you don't hate seeing RND or SJ try to torpedo a great post with a "dude you misspelled that word!"?

I think some people may "misspell" a word here and there, just to get a reaction...

Just sayin'...

Not me, I actually unitentionally mispelled "mispell" and didn't even pick out on it til you pointed it out.

[NealIsGod]

I would take McNabb over what we have left (Boller and Troy Smith). Ravens RARELY make trades, so I don't see it happening. McNair looked like he would rather be anywhere than on the field last year, so this is not a total surprise.

[Red13JoePa]

I would take McNabb over what we have left (Boller and Troy Smith).

I'll take either of those qbs any day of the week and twice on Sunday over McBiatchTeets.

McNair IS 35 going on about 70, bodywise.

[NealIsGod]

I would take McNabb over what we have left (Boller and Troy Smith).

I'll take either of those qbs any day of the week and twice on Sunday over McBiatchTeets.

McNair IS 35 going on about 70, bodywise.

Then McNair must have been 35 going on 90.

[Rhiannon]

McWhoWearsShortShortsNAIRforShortShorts should try the HGH diet for a little added youth.

[Red13JoePa]

No, I WAS talking about McNair w/ the 70 comment.

As far as McMindlessPick(s), his body is not "old" like McNair's, it's just overweight and out of shape.


Know who gets hernias from sitting up? Know who pops tendons and shit like that just because they're called upon to move suddenly? Know who gets too winded to call a play out in the huddle, to out of breath to move crisply in and out of the huddle and to the line, who throws up after running when it's hot? Who sits at Villanova-Syracuse games gobbling vats of cheese fries in the stands?
Fat people.

[Saint John]

Pff.
Tell me you don't hate seeing RND or SJ try to torpedo a great post with a "dude you misspelled that word!"?

Now you're fuckin' exaggerating. The main problem with your posts is that I, like most others, am left with that glazed look Mike Tyson had when he was searching the canvas for his mouth piece against Buster Douglas. Only I'm trying to find some meaning in the clusterfuck menagerie of coded words you call sentences.

[mikemarrs]

when mcnair played here for the tennessee titans he was my favorite.he is hands down the most important player in the titans short history,vince young will never ever be like mcnair ever.mcnair could've been hit by a mack truck but come sunday he played.mcnair needs to come back and help mike heim run the offense and show vince the meaning of toughness.

[Red13JoePa]

a) CansDano, you guys sophomorically point out spellinh mistakes like that one right there 7 words back, where it's OBVIOUS what the intent was, and that the poster came down with a "fat finger." I mean, I'm for giggling and pushing eachother into the bushes over spelling butcheries, but not simple cases of fat finger.

b) Tyson WON that match, he knocked Douglas out in the 8th round.
That was the biggest Watergate in boxing history in Tokyo that night.

[Tomulator]

GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Now maybe they'll give Troy Smith a chance.

He's a WINNER.

[NealIsGod]

GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Now maybe they'll give Troy Smith a chance.

He's a WINNER.

Coach said it will be a wide open competition. I expect Boller to win, tho, since he has been with the team several years and looks good in games that don't count.

[RedWingFan]

The main problem with your posts is that I, like most others, am left with that glazed look Mike Tyson had when he was searching the canvas for his mouth piece against Buster Douglas. Only I'm trying to find some meaning in the clusterfuck menagerie of coded words you call sentences.

LMAO

[NealIsGod]

Dear Brett Favre,

If you want to play football, show up in Baltimore on September 4th. No need for camp.

NIG

[X factor]

when mcnair played here for the tennessee titans he was my favorite.he is hands down the most important player in the titans short history,vince young will never ever be like mcnair ever.mcnair could've been hit by a mack truck but come sunday he played.mcnair needs to come back and help mike heim run the offense and show vince the meaning of toughness.

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AMEN brother! Air McNair was a fine QB in his day, and tough as nails...and he played in what I consider to be the greatest (2nd half of a ) Super Bowl ever!
Just wish he'd have gotten a ring....

[Liam]

Dear Brett Favre,

If you want to play football, show up in Baltimore on September 4th. No need for camp.

NIG

That'd be FUCKED UP to see Favre in any other jersey but GB. BUT...if it helps the Ravens...DO IT.

[Enigma869]

Coach said it will be a wide open competition. I expect Boller to win, tho, since he has been with the team several years and looks good in games that don't count.

If you're a Ravens fan, you better hope Boller isn't your starting QB. I've NEVER seen a QB prove time and again, how much he sucks and then have a team keep handing him the keys to the car! Boller is DREADFUL! The guy doesn't even belong in the NFL as a backup!


John from Boston

[Enigma869]

Sick of you, among others, bitching about it so I did something.

Because YOU'RE about as deep as a parking lot puddle and bright as a dark night, I have to dumb my shit down AND worry about getting pinched for spelling violations from you and that other departed spelling cop.

Classic stuff, dude!


John from Boston