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OT: Who wants some?!? :)

PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:22 pm
by Rip Rokken
After a few weeks of being unusually slower at work, the heavens opened up and took a big fat dump on me, dropping 4 fat projects in my lap within a 36 hours. The past few weeks have been crazy and I scrambled to track down parts, adjust quotes, get stuff ordered, send back incorrect orders, and meet everyone's deadlines which were too close to start with.

The past 4 days, I've been in the office until well past midnight preparing for the next day's project, and I don't like to pack them so close together, because it leaves no room for error. I literally cannot afford a mistake because I can't go back to correct it with my schedule this crazy. So I've been pretty much propped up on coffee and energy drinks, which after so many days without more than 4 hours of sleep, begins to have a strange effect... it's like you are wired and jacked up, but you physically feel heavy and droopy like a zombie which should be dead, but keeps coming back for another sequel.

So I get back in the office and try to catch up with all the other stuff that's been getting left behind... e-mails, voicemails, and stuff. Speaking of which, our e-mail situation is out of control right now. I literally have 3 freaking places where things judged to be SPAM may go, as multiple filters have been put into place recently. , and we've been getting creamed with false posltives lately, so I get around to checking the web-based SPAM portal, or the SPAM folder that resides in my Deleted Items bin, or the Outlook Junk E-Mail folder, to find several legit messages along these lines... "I e-mailed you 5 days ago and you still haven't responded. If you are unable to take care of our needs, can you suggest someone who can?"

(pausing......................)

Right now there is only one thing that I think will bring a little cheer to my day, that that is to kick a few people square in the ass for no good reason... so WHO WANTS SOME?!?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:33 pm
by StevePerryHair
Are you trying to offer us spam??? I'm confused :P :wink: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:36 pm
by Rip Rokken
StevePerryHair wrote:Are you trying to offer us spam??? I'm confused :P :wink: :lol:


How about a nice iPod made out of SPAM?!?

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You just eat it, and the music comes out of your ass! Very convenient!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:38 pm
by StevePerryHair
Rip Rokken wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Are you trying to offer us spam??? I'm confused :P :wink: :lol:


How about a nice iPod made out of SPAM?!?

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You just eat it, and the music comes out of your ass! Very convenient!

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:lol: :lol: I don't need any music coming out of my ass :lol: Spam is soooo gross (barf emoticon!!)

PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:40 pm
by Melissa
I don't want a kick in the ass, lol, but how about Dokkolate chip cookies? :P :lol: 8)

PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:43 pm
by StevePerryHair
Melissa wrote:I don't want a kick in the ass, lol, but how about Dokkolate chip cookies? :P :lol: 8)



Yeah, I'd love to get dokked up on those :twisted: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:43 pm
by Rip Rokken
Melissa wrote:I don't want a kick in the ass, lol, but how about Dokkolate chip cookies? :P :lol: 8)


I got your cookies right here... and they have a secret ingredient!

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Now you and your pal can sing a duet for me!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:23 am
by G.I.Jim
Rip,

Don't make us hurt you! :shock: If you're feeling down, just go get you a new car man, and you'll feel a lot better! I even took the time out of my busy day to find a couple of dealerships out there that can help you out! :twisted: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUTWz7nu_wk


If buying a car from these guys doesn't work out for you, try this place...They've got some fringe benefits. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWY ... re=related

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:40 am
by Natalie
BRING IT ON BITCH!!!!

(I'm watching Charlie's Angels-Full Throttle right now!) :P

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:51 am
by Rip Rokken
G.I.Jim wrote:Rip,

Don't make us hurt you! :shock: If you're feeling down, just go get you a new car man, and you'll feel a lot better! I even took the time out of my busy day to find a couple of dealerships out there that can help you out! :twisted: :lol: :lol:


LOL! That was hilarious! You make a great point honestly, about how spending money on big ticket albums brings happiness... for about 5 minutes after you write the check! Too bad more people don't realize the euphoria is very fleeting.

Ain't it funny how much of the advertising aimed at the weak-minded and easily manipulated is LOUD? All hype and volume to get the emotions worked up (and shut off the brain)... car dealers take full advantage of volume in their ads.

Hopefully, after someone has up-traded their vehicle 5 or 6 times in two years and they have a $660 monthly payment and owe twice as much as the car is worth, they'll figure out the game and learn a lesson. But most probably won't. There is no cure for stupid...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:53 am
by Rip Rokken
Natalie wrote:BRING IT ON BITCH!!!!

(I'm watching Charlie's Angels-Full Throttle right now!) :P


Nat, I'll smack you so hard that.... Nah, you'd probably still like it.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:05 am
by Natalie
Rip Rokken wrote:
Natalie wrote:BRING IT ON BITCH!!!!

(I'm watching Charlie's Angels-Full Throttle right now!) :P


Nat, I'll smack you so hard that.... Nah, you'd probably still like it.

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Yeah, I knew you were all talk! :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:13 am
by Rip Rokken
Natalie wrote:Yeah, I knew you were all talk! :wink:


LOL!!! I'm merciful! You simply could not handle the abuse that would come pouring out of my mouth! Seriously... a decent night's sleep does wonders for a guy. I'm not feeling quite as abusive today. But I may dish some out by special request.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:26 am
by weatherman90
You should dish some out to Don...he still hasn't sent my autographed poster!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:10 am
by Rip Rokken
weatherman90 wrote:You should dish some out to Don...he still hasn't sent my autographed poster!


Hey, you know -- the Rhino CD's aren't due until May, and it mentioned the posters would be shipped separately and from another location. I don't know if we have to wait until May for the posters, though.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:14 am
by weatherman90
I'm hoping the posters come earlier, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Maybe Don's wrist is getting tired.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:58 am
by Rip Rokken
weatherman90 wrote:I'm hoping the posters come earlier, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Maybe Don's wrist is getting tired.


Are you insinuating something?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:54 am
by weatherman90
Rip Rokken wrote:
weatherman90 wrote:I'm hoping the posters come earlier, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Maybe Don's wrist is getting tired.


Are you insinuating something?

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You know, it was completely innocent when I wrote it, but after thinking again about 5 minutes later I suddenly realized that its quite the innuendo. Oops! :lol:

Sorry, Don! Please don't send Geoff after me.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:57 am
by larryfromnextdoor
weatherman90 wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
weatherman90 wrote:I'm hoping the posters come earlier, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Maybe Don's wrist is getting tired.


Are you insinuating something?

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You know, it was completely innocent when I wrote it, but after thinking again about 5 minutes later I suddenly realized that its quite the innuendo. Oops! :lol:

Sorry, Don! Please don't send Geoff after me.


that is MY world weatherman.. :lol: :lol: after 5 min.. im just not funny... :? :P