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OT: Penis Theft Hits Capitol.....

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:40 pm
by T-Bone
Is this for real?!?!?!?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:59 pm
by Just Mindy
I have no words for this. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:06 pm
by DrFU
The story is sad, but the headline is Pulitzer material.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:10 pm
by Andrew
Another good reason to holiday at home :)

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:32 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
Surge cola was supposed to have the same effect in the '90's ,, its now called the Vault.. :shock:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:39 am
by Red13JoePa
Given what we know about male anatomy in that demographic and that part of the world I'm guessing said missing members are not going to be easy to conceal for very, er, long. :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:53 am
by stevew2
Damn I didnt know ProgRocker 53 lived in Conga

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:54 am
by Red13JoePa
stevew2 wrote:Damn I didnt know ProgRocker 53 lived in Conga



:lol: :D :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:07 am
by RebornJrny
I think it's time to intall a penis-security alarm so nobody can steal it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: OT: Penis Theft Hits Capitol.....

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:42 am
by bluejeangirl76
Reuters wrote: Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises



And we have the nerve to complain about gas prices?

Penii are being stolen! Wangs are being hexed!

I'd like to know if Interpol is involved. This is serious and severe.

(Where the fuck do people come up with this wacky bullshit?!?!?!)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:59 am
by stevew2
If they could convert those penis s to fuel sources, that could solve the gas problem, they are hung like donkeys over there anyway

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:09 am
by Angiekay


I think I've dated a few guys from there..... :twisted:


PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:26 am
by yulog
Angiekay wrote:

I think I've dated a few guys from there..... :twisted:



A few? what you didnt take a hint after the first 1 Image

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:28 am
by Angiekay
yulog wrote:
Angiekay wrote:

I think I've dated a few guys from there..... :twisted:



A few? what you didnt take a hint after the first 1 Image



Well, it's not like men walk around with a sign about how big their penis is...


PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:47 am
by Red13JoePa
stevew2 wrote:If they could convert those penis s to fuel sources, that could solve the gas problem, they are hung like donkeys over there anyway


LOL, you're on a roll, daddio.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:47 am
by DrFU
Angiekay wrote:

I think I've dated a few guys from there..... :twisted:



And if this hex thing really works, there's a few guys at work.... :twisted:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:50 am
by Rhiannon
Angiekay wrote:


Well, it's not like men walk around with a sign about how big their penis is...



No, but wouldn't it be fun if they did? :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:48 am
by stevew2
Red13JoePa wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If they could convert those penis s to fuel sources, that could solve the gas problem, they are hung like donkeys over there anyway


LOL, you're on a roll, daddio.
thanks, I bet ya angiekay walks funny

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:49 am
by stevew2
Angiekay wrote:

I think I've dated a few guys from there..... :twisted:

At the same time????

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:50 am
by larryfromnextdoor
"scuse me while i whip this out!"

:P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:58 am
by Angiekay
stevew2 wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If they could convert those penis s to fuel sources, that could solve the gas problem, they are hung like donkeys over there anyway


LOL, you're on a roll, daddio.
thanks, I bet ya angiekay walks funny



Only because my foot hurts from kickin' your ass!! :lol:


PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:59 am
by Angiekay
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Rhiannon wrote:
Angiekay wrote:


Well, it's not like men walk around with a sign about how big their penis is...



No, but wouldn't it be fun if they did? :P



It would sure avoid a lot of problems and fits of laughter!! :lol:


PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:38 am
by Deb
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"scuse me while i whip this out!"

:P


Image :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:52 am
by AlteredDNA
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Rhiannon wrote:
Angiekay wrote:


Well, it's not like men walk around with a sign about how big their penis is...



No, but wouldn't it be fun if they did? :P



It would sure avoid a lot of problems and fits of laughter!! :lol:



Nah, we'd all just be walking around with big 10" signs...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:03 am
by Voyager
This is probably just a superstition that was started by a guy with a short cock. When his date said, "Damn, your cock is so small!", he replied, "It was black magic and voodoo! I swear, last night it was much bigger!" Then she told a friend about it, and the friend told someone else, then the next thing you know the whole village was up in arms about the cock-shrinking voodoo witch.

:lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:04 am
by Michigan Girl
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:06 am
by Deb
AlteredDNA wrote:Nah, we'd all just be walking around with big 10" signs...


Ah reminds of a song............ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBJ82fM3 ... re=related

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:15 am
by ProgRocker53
stevew2 once walked down a public street with a full erection. There were no survivors.













.........Everyone died laughing.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:16 am
by 7 Wishes
Angiekay wrote:Well, it's not like men walk around with a sign about how big their penis is...

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I do. Mine says "Objects under the microscope may be MUCH smaller than they appear".

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:21 am
by 7 Wishes
Yeah. Um, to any of my ex-girlfriends out there...that's the ticket.

It was "hexed". That's why. So now you know.