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Postby nikki » Fri May 02, 2008 12:16 pm

...according to Yahoo. Not a bad list overall.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listof ... etal-bands
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Postby Enigma869 » Fri May 02, 2008 12:21 pm

I'm still trying to figure out how Ozzy Osbourne, Loverboy, and Aerosmith qualify as "hair bands" :shock: :shock: :shock:


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Re: 25 Best Metal Bands

Postby AlteredDNA » Fri May 02, 2008 12:23 pm

nikki wrote:...according to Yahoo. Not a bad list overall.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listof ... etal-bands


I would have to question Kix being higher than 25, let alone even being on this list...
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Postby nikki » Fri May 02, 2008 12:23 pm

Enigma869 wrote:I'm still trying to figure out how Ozzy Osbourne, Loverboy, and Aerosmith qualify as "hair bands" :shock: :shock: :shock:


John from Boston


I was thinking the same thing.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Fri May 02, 2008 12:29 pm

Well, most of them would qualify as "lack of hair" bands were it not for some superbly crafted hairpieces and Propecia.
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
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Postby conversationpc » Fri May 02, 2008 12:39 pm

Give me a break. At least half of that list are not hair metal bands.
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Postby Since 78 » Fri May 02, 2008 1:09 pm

This guy is a Freakin idiot :roll:
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Postby StoneCold » Fri May 02, 2008 1:21 pm

conversationpc wrote:Give me a break. At least half of that list are not hair metal bands.


Exactly, he's got Bad English in the worst and Loverboy in the best.

Loverboy isn't metal and I don't remember any of them having much hair. :lol:

19) Loverboy: I wouldn't blame you if you confused these guys with Night Ranger, who almost made this list until I decided that guys who worked for the weekend and told us the kid is hot tonite deserved to be here more. Besides, singer Mike Reno wore one heck of a headband and even had a miserable hit with "Almost Paradise," a song very well-liked by my cat, Tiger, the ultimate critic and, at 20, the boss of the house.
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Postby Rocker Chic » Fri May 02, 2008 11:35 pm

StoneCold wrote:Exactly, he's got Bad English in the worst and Loverboy in the best.

Loverboy isn't metal and I don't remember any of them having much hair. :lol:

19) Loverboy: I wouldn't blame you if you confused these guys with Night Ranger, who almost made this list until I decided that guys who worked for the weekend and told us the kid is hot tonite deserved to be here more. Besides, singer Mike Reno wore one heck of a headband and even had a miserable hit with "Almost Paradise," a song very well-liked by my cat, Tiger, the ultimate critic and, at 20, the boss of the house.


Just by his style of writing, it would be safe to assume that this blog (it is only a blog, of course :roll: ) was written more tongue-in-cheek and shouldn't really be taken as an official journalist's/critic's view... :wink: That is if any of them have any credibility left themselves. :roll:

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat May 03, 2008 12:01 am

StoneCold wrote:
conversationpc wrote:Give me a break. At least half of that list are not hair metal bands.


Exactly, he's got Bad English in the worst and Loverboy in the best.




Welllll, let's be honest... :lol:

Bad English was not exactly stellar.

AND THEIR HAIR SUCKED!
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Postby amaron » Sat May 03, 2008 12:04 am

The list should be called 'The 25 Best Hair Bands'.

I've always understood the term 'Metal' was used to describe bands such as Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, etc.
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Postby Behshad » Sat May 03, 2008 12:05 am

One of the worst lists ever made. period. :evil:
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Postby NealIsGod » Sat May 03, 2008 12:09 am

My favorite of this list:

14) Kix: A great cereal and an underrated band. Kix never achieved the success of many of their fellow foot soldiers, but when Kix did have their brief moment of breakthrough it happened in classic hair-metal style. With a ballad. Like nearly every other band on this list, the band connected with the masses with a song--"Don't Close Your Eyes"--that doesn't best represent their sound. But the money was green and after years of mayonnaise sandwiches, I'm sure the band was only too happy to add some ham to the mix.

Kix used to be hometown heroes in Baltimore.
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Postby belar » Sat May 03, 2008 12:13 am

conversationpc wrote:Give me a break. At least half of that list are not hair metal bands.


Exactly. Loverboy? Give me a break.
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Postby piecesofeight » Sat May 03, 2008 3:23 am

I refuse to let my boxers get all bunched up over this sort of thing..again..it's just a list and someone's opinion..there's a lot more important things going on to put my energy into.. :)
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Postby Monstrock » Sat May 03, 2008 1:54 pm

That's fucked up. How come i did'nt see Mr. Big in that list?
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Postby Pstburp » Mon May 05, 2008 3:04 pm

Poor list that mix AOR,hard rock,hair metal and heavy metal...
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Postby 7 Wishes » Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Welllll, let's be honest... :lol:

Bad English was not exactly stellar.

AND THEIR HAIR SUCKED!


There are at least a dozen classic songs on the only two record they put out.
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Postby Razor » Wed May 07, 2008 3:22 am

Hey, don't fuck with Bad English alright? :lol:

No really, they had some real good music going on there.


Oh, and the list sucks big time! Where are Extreme, Mr.Big, Damn Yankees and all?
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Postby Deb » Wed May 07, 2008 3:26 am

Monstrock wrote:That's fucked up. How come i did'nt see Mr. Big in that list?


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Postby 7 Wishes » Wed May 07, 2008 2:31 pm

Here is a great power ballad you may have forgotten or never heard:

DANGER DANGER: Don't Walk Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb44OdLDH7E
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