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Shadowsong wrote:When you're running with the pack
had a few too many
& nature calls
sometimes you just got to let loose
let the juice run between your legs
& say..."That's Hot!"

tj wrote:I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.

tj wrote:I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.

Rip Rokken wrote:

tj wrote:I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.

Man, this is borderline A-HOLE PATROL material, but somehow I just can't classify it there completely.... it's the fact she knew she was doing it and didn't say that pushes the limits. I mean, they do make Depends for that type of stuff!

Now, on to the original question -- hell to the no!!! I don't use public facilities and never have.

Saint John wrote:This has to be a Euro idea. No, I wouldn't use it. I'd either piss in a porta-potty or on the side of a building (preferred method ).

scarygirl wrote:

Saint John wrote:This has to be a Euro idea. No, I wouldn't use it. I'd either piss in a porta-potty or on the side of a building (preferred method ).

Note to self, stock up on portable chamber pots.

Rick wrote:I certainly don't like using public facilities, but sometimes it's impossible not to. Although it may be more fun to use SJ's preferred method.

Rip Rokken wrote:

Rick wrote:I certainly don't like using public facilities, but sometimes it's impossible not to. Although it may be more fun to use SJ's preferred method.

Actually, I don't mind pee-peeing in one when I have a good 3-4 foot distance between myself and the urinal, but no way would I sit on a public toilet, nor use a porta-potty. Forget that...

Andrew wrote:Strike me pink!

JH'sTXfan wrote:

Andrew wrote:Strike me pink!

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things?

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I don't think I uh....COULD even if I wanted too!!

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
On the other hand, is there a ladies version of this type of pisser?

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things?

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tj wrote:Would you use one of these things?

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bluejeangirl76 wrote:

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things?

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Those guys aren't following proper urinal ettiquette.





http://video.aol.com/video-detail/proper-urinal-etiquette/289885118

JH'sTXfan wrote:

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things?

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Honestly, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wonder how long 'til the perverted exposers start taking advantage of unzipping in public with children and women walking by? Looks like the women's johns right behind them.

FishinMagician wrote:

JH'sTXfan wrote:

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things?

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Honestly, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wonder how long 'til the perverted exposers start taking advantage of unzipping in public with children and women walking by? Looks like the women's johns right behind them.

then dont look

AlteredDNA wrote:When you have to go, you have to go...

I've used less...

Since 78 wrote:

AlteredDNA wrote:When you have to go, you have to go...

I've used less...

What he said