OT: A REALLY BAD joke...
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:21 am....just warnin' ya... 
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period
of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing
a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again. Although, he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period
of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing
a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again. Although, he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.
