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Nevermind looking in the first place she'd possibly be I guess....


Woman found after being reported missing 42 years ago - In her apartment - Dead

POLICE broke into a flat to check who lived there 42 years after its owner was reported missing - and found the mummified remains of the woman sitting in front of her TV.

Croatian police say Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cuppa and sat down to watch her black-and-white television before she died.

Officers believe that would have been in 1966, when she was last seen by neighbours. They said one day she seemed to have just disappeared and they thought she had moved to the capital Zagreb.

But they found her remains in the tiny 13sq m flat after breaking in with bailiffs.

A police spokesman said: "So far we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in."

Fuckin' Euros...who was assigned to look for her? Inspector Clouseau?

After finding that her Black and White TV was STILL on, she was newly crowned Couch Potato Champion of The World

T-Bone wrote:After finding that her Black and White TV was STILL on, she was newly crowned Couch Potato Champion of The World

They sure don't make TVs like they used to! Wonder if I Love Lucy was still playing on it.