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OT-Clay Aiken going to be a daddy

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:00 am
by Angiekay
This is just creepy gross to me for some reason.
Clay Aiken is going to be a father. TMZ.com reported on Thursday (May 29th) that Jaymes Foster, Aiken's close friend and music producer, was artificially inseminated with the former American Idol runner-up's sperm. Foster will reportedly give birth in August, and Aiken plans to be involved with parenting their child.
Jaymes Foster, who is divorced and whose age is estimated to be about 50, is the sister of legendary music producer David Foster. She is a Grammy-winning producer in her own right, and has worked with the 29-year-old Aiken on several albums. She was also a former judge on the TV shows Popstars and Star Search.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:02 am
by NealIsGod
I heard Reuben Studdard turned her down first.
Maybe there is a new industry waiting to be "tapped" - American Idol Finalist Sperm. June special - 50% off Justin Guarini.


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:08 am
by Rhiannon
Revelations 20:08 -- "And behold ye in the end times, Clay Aiken will reproduce, thou will knowst by this sign that the end draweth near."

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:09 am
by Jeremey
Clay is the new Michael Jackson.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:09 am
by Jeremey
Less the talent.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:12 am
by Rhiannon
NealIsGod wrote:Maybe there is a new industry waiting to be "tapped" - American Idol Finalist Sperm. June special - 50% off Jason Guarini.

I know someone who'll take some David Cook to go... *coughsGBUNScoughs*


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:12 am
by conversationpc
Jeremey wrote:Less the talent.


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:14 am
by DracIsBack
Jeremey wrote:Less the talent.
No kidding. As eccentric and weird as Michael Jackson became, he'll always have "THRILLER" on his resume. Not sure what Clay Aiken will have.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 12:04 pm
by rayzke
IF Peter Pan would have grown up he would look like Clay Aiken....

Clay Aiken going to be a daddy

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 12:12 pm
by Rick
Who's the other daddy?


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 12:46 pm
by jrnyjunky
You are right that is freakin' creepy. He creeps me out just looking at him. I guess he creeps Jaymes out too or they would have done it the old fashion way. At least its alot more fun that a sterile doctors office. 

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 12:58 pm
by Lula
i'm confused


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 1:02 pm
by Maui Tom
Clay Aiken can produce SPERM?

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:05 pm
by Since 78
This is just creepy gross to me for some reason.
Thats because it is creepy gross


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:14 pm
by Ms_M
I just threw up a little in my mouth.


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:23 pm
by Shadowsong
This sick sick world
has just got sicker...
Why didn't she just call David Guess Who
Somewhere over the rainbow ex
OOOH yeah, he has a headache...


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:29 pm
by nolippin
I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Clay Aiken is the father or that the mother is 50.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:30 pm
by conversationpc
nolippin wrote:I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Clay Aiken is the father or that the mother is 50.
Ooh, ooh! I know this one! {raising hand}
The answer is A!


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:37 pm
by Jeremey
It's just a miracle that Clay could keep himself from snacking on all that product during the first few trials.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:38 pm
by Natalie

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:39 pm
by stevew2

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 2:41 pm
by Natalie
stevew2 wrote:A little bit ?
Yes, I have amazing control-it's a wonder any came out at all.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 3:00 pm
by Jeremey
"If I was invisibile....I'd watch you with a turkey baster and my sperm...."
Clay's baby was first accidentally inseminated as Paul Ruben's brunch about 3 months ago, before cooler heads prevailed.
Egh....Time for bed, methinks.

Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 3:05 pm
by Natalie
Jeremey wrote:"If I was invisibile....I'd watch you with a turkey baster and my sperm...."
Clay's baby was first accidentally inseminated as Paul Ruben's brunch about 3 months ago, before cooler heads prevailed.
Egh....Time for bed, methinks.
That's a good idea....cuz if you keep going, I'm gonna have to change my panties soon.


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 3:58 pm
by Shadowsong
Well pee on...
LOL
I feel more sorry for that poor unfortunate egg...
Having Aikens for a daddy
& spending 9 months inside that dark hole
only to see first light in the eyes of mommy & daddy
Yikes///


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 4:15 pm
by Sarah
Why would he agree to do that when he wouldn't even do it the old fashioned way?


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 4:26 pm
by Shadowsong
OOOH yeah,
One quick pop in the cup
& Achin boy is history....
Where's Daddy, Mommy?
"OOOh don't you fret, He's just some Achin Fool & we don't need him anymorel!"


Posted:
Sat May 31, 2008 10:14 pm
by bluejeangirl76
NealIsGod wrote:June special - 50% off Justin Guarini.

*throws up breakfast*
I read the thread title and thought "No shit? Well, I'll be... I woulda
swore that he was..."
Then I read the details and I'm back on track.


Posted:
Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:31 pm
by nolippin
conversationpc wrote:nolippin wrote:I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Clay Aiken is the father or that the mother is 50.
Ooh, ooh! I know this one! {raising hand}
The answer is A!


Posted:
Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:07 pm
by G.I.Jim