MR

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:10 am**

http://chucknorrisisgod.com/

These are some HILARIOUS Chuck Norris "Facts" :lol:

I'm sure Niggy agrees w/ them all!

Just reading the first few pages,
this one is one of my faves:
"# 298 Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse
kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. "

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:24 am**

Carlitto H@kk wrote:http://chucknorrisisgod.com/

These are some HILARIOUS Chuck Norris "Facts"
I'm sure Niggy agrees w/ them all!

Just reading the first few pages,
this one is one of my faves:
"# 298 Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse
kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. "

Those were fantastic. The old potato sacker. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:12 am**

# 196 "Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool."

4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (889 votes)

:lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:43 am**

Some really good ones in there. Thanks, Carl!

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:47 am**

TRAGChick wrote:# 196 "Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool."

4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (889 votes)

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:40 am**

I think it's time for a Don Dokken Is God website.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:43 am**

Rip Rokken wrote:I think it's time for a Don Dokken Is God website.

Should we start calling you DIGGY?

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:45 am**

The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:46 am**

My favorite is: One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:49 am**

DrFU wrote:The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road. :shock:

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:51 am**

JH'sTXfan wrote:
DrFU wrote:The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

I know that road! My mom lives in East Texas, too. I've visited the mini horses, but not the other establishment :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:52 am**

DrFU wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
DrFU wrote:The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

I know that road! My mom lives in East Texas, too. I've visited the mini horses, but not the other establishment

Liveoak nudist resort has an "adopt a highway" sign up. Do they pick up litter in the nude?

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:54 am**

JH'sTXfan wrote:
DrFU wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
DrFU wrote:The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

I know that road! My mom lives in East Texas, too. I've visited the mini horses, but not the other establishment

Liveoak nudist resort has an "adopt a highway" sign up. Do they pick up litter in the nude?

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:55 am**

MR

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