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Your boy Tebow has been circumcising boys in the Phillipines. Seriously.

http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/200 ... orate.html

The legend of Tim Tebow continues to grow.

Tebow, the Florida quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner, spent spring break in the Philippines and — according to Dave Curtis of the Orlando Sentinel — helped circumcise impoverished children.

Tebow, who has no surgical training, was visiting an orphanage his father's ministry runs in the country and assisted with the care of locals who had walked miles to the temporary clinic the ministry helped organize.

"The first time, it was nerve-racking," he said. "Hands were shaking a little bit. I mean, I'm cutting somebody. You can't do those kinds of things in the United States. But those people really needed the surgeries. We needed to help them."

Richard Moleno, a Florida graduate and aspiring doctor, said: "You could see he was really into it. He thought it was cool. I'd make a stitch, he'd cut a stitch. He got his hands a little wet in surgery."

(Scarab Gator at a Journey concert in Florida later this summer)

Scarab Gator "Hi, I'm Scarab Gator. Great show tonight."

Arnel "Well thank you, Scarab Gator."

Scarab Gator "Would you autograph my Florida jersey, Florida hat, Florida sweat pants, Florida socks, and Florida boxers...and would you like to be circumcised? I know a guy if you're interested."

NealIsGod wrote:Your boy Tebow has been circumcising boys in the Phillipines. Seriously.

http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/200 ... orate.html

The legend of Tim Tebow continues to grow.

Tebow, the Florida quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner, spent spring break in the Philippines and — according to Dave Curtis of the Orlando Sentinel — helped circumcise impoverished children.

Tebow, who has no surgical training, was visiting an orphanage his father's ministry runs in the country and assisted with the care of locals who had walked miles to the temporary clinic the ministry helped organize.

"The first time, it was nerve-racking," he said. "Hands were shaking a little bit. I mean, I'm cutting somebody. You can't do those kinds of things in the United States. But those people really needed the surgeries. We needed to help them."

Richard Moleno, a Florida graduate and aspiring doctor, said: "You could see he was really into it. He thought it was cool. I'd make a stitch, he'd cut a stitch. He got his hands a little wet in surgery."

WTF? These kids are impoverished and the best thing they can come up with is to circumcise them? Give them a sandwich, for crying out loud!

Yeah, like they're walking around dirty and starving thinking "If only I was circumcised..."

NealIsGod wrote:Yeah, like they're walking around dirty and starving thinking "If only I was circumcised..."

And what's the real point to it anyway? My roommate swears up and down uncut is the shit. I'll take his word for that... but I agree, seems to me like we could be using Tim Tebow to shit rainbows and give the kids a pb&j.

Oh yeah, I heard about this during the Spring game!!!! Unreal, some kid is walking around the Phillipines wearing a shirt that says "Circumsized by Tebow!!!" Damn, almost makes ya jealous!!!! Its safe to say Tebow really is Superman. He can do anything. When I first heard this story my mouth dropped then I thought "wait a minute, this is typical Tebow...."

Saint John wrote:(Scarab Gator at a Journey concert in Florida later this summer)

Scarab Gator "Hi, I'm Scarab Gator. Great show tonight."

Arnel "Well thank you, Scarab Gator."

Scarab Gator "Would you autograph my Florida jersey, Florida hat, Florida sweat pants, Florida socks, and Florida boxers...and would you like to be circumcised? I know a guy if you're interested."

You know SJ, thats just how this scenario plays out in my mind!!!!! Im wearing the boxers as we speak!!!!!

ScarabGator wrote:Oh yeah, I heard about this during the Spring game!!!! Unreal, some kid is walking around the Phillipines wearing a shirt that says "Circumsized by Tebow!!!" Damn, almost makes ya jealous!!!! Its safe to say Tebow really is Superman. He can do anything. When I first heard this story my mouth dropped then I thought "wait a minute, this is typical Tebow...."

REALLY!!

Rhiannon wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Yeah, like they're walking around dirty and starving thinking "If only I was circumcised..."

And what's the real point to it anyway? My roommate swears up and down uncut is the shit. I'll take his word for that... but I agree, seems to me like we could be using Tim Tebow to shit rainbows and give the kids a pb&j.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....

ScarabGator wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Yeah, like they're walking around dirty and starving thinking "If only I was circumcised..."

And what's the real point to it anyway? My roommate swears up and down uncut is the shit. I'll take his word for that... but I agree, seems to me like we could be using Tim Tebow to shit rainbows and give the kids a pb&j.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....

He's a Euro, if that explains anything.
And if he's reading, get off the damn computer! There are bitches to be done!