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You stood by me and raised the seat as I threw up..

Liquid_Drummer wrote:You stood by me and raised the seat as I threw up..

You're not gonna believe me but I came up with the same lyrics!!!!!

Liquid_Drummer wrote:You stood by me and raised the seat as I threw up..

after all these beers,
you lie by me, not getting laid coz i was gone...

Liquid_Drummer wrote:You stood by me and raised the seat as I threw up..

LOL!!!! I was hoping for a full set of lyrics -- c'mon, man! Here's a sample to start ya off...

Instead of:

And I'm proud of all the blessings
You have given me
The mountains we have climbed to get this far
You've learned to take the laughter with the tears
After all these years

this...

I'm drowned in alcohol and
You have fallen me
Across the floor I've crawled to get this far
Underneath the toilet lid my head disappears
After all these beers

Someone's gotta beat Weird Al to the punch and make a vid of this.

NealIsGod wrote:Someone's gotta beat Weird Al to the punch and make a vid of this.

That would rule! Do it "Faithfully" style, with lots of home videos played reminiscently.... haha!

This could be awesome!!! How about this?

You make me feel brand new
Like there's nothing I can't do
Cuss the boss, or grab an ass or two

So I start with Guinness Stout
Then PBR when I run out
Cause after 12 most anything will do

So strap one on and ride my Hershey Highway
Who cares how I will feel when I wake up
Amazing how my judgment disappears
After All These Beers

Rip Rokken wrote:You make me feel brand new
Like there's nothing I can't do
Cuss the boss, or grab an ass or two

So I start with Guinness Stout
Then PBR when I run out
Cause after 12 most anything will do

So strap one on and ride my Hershey Highway
Who cares how I will feel when I wake up
Amazing how my judgment disappears
After All These Beers

Man I cant beat that. Not at the moment. My creativity ran out after one line....

Hmmm

It made me feel so good.
2 whole cases I went through.
It seems to me that you have lost a bunch of weight.

In my eyes your ass has changed.
but your weight remains the same.

Thank god for beer otherwise I'd never get laid.

Took off your shirt your boobs looked like two fried eggs.
But I dont care because my friends wont know.

I Learned to screw the fatties with no fear.

After all these beers.


Make it about beer goggles.

Rip Rokken wrote:So strap one on and ride my Hershey Highway
Who cares how I will feel when I wake up
Amazing how my judgment disappears
After All These Beers

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natalie wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:So strap one on and ride my Hershey Highway
Who cares how I will feel when I wake up
Amazing how my judgment disappears
After All These Beers

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man thats gross dude..

Liquid_Drummer wrote:Man thats gross dude..

Hey, even worse, it could be Hershey's Special Dark, or.... Almond!

LOL!! I came up with the same thing...my wife punched me!!

hgwy407 wrote:LOL!! I came up with the same thing...my wife punched me!!

I noticed your subtitle says "Still Green". That's probably related to diet -- what have you been eating?

How's this?

A candid party photograph
I'm so glad it made you laugh
My eyes are closed
As the world starts to spin
So you helped me to the can
I couldn't even stand
My face now hangs where someone's butt's just been

And tomorrow it will post
on someone's MySpace
The caption reads "He likes to lick the bowl!"
You'd think I'd learn a lesson through the years
After all these beers