25 Ways you hope he never proposes
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:57 amCheck out number 20
25 WAYS WE HOPE HE'LL NEVER PROPOSE (Women's Health)
Into the DJ's mic at your nephew's bar mitzvah, during "This Is How We Do It."
At the top of the Eiffel Tower! (At EPCOT Center).
On the couch, during the last few minutes of Schindler's List.
Onstage, before a large audience, without Cirque du Soleil's permission.
In the green room of the Dr. Phil Show (today's subject: "Dirty Little Hygiene Secrets").
Lido deck, Sammy Hagar's annual "Cabo Wabo" cruise.
The ballroom at the Marriott, two minutes into your speed date.
As you pull up to his drive-thru window at Hardee's.
From the high dive, just before landing a massive cannonball.
Perusing the toilet-paper aisle at Costco.
Smack-dab in the middle of the second commercial break of According to Jim.
By phone, during a coffee break at his anger-management seminar.
Calling from a lonely highway, where he has just failed every component of a roadside sobriety test.
In the Hummer, while backing up to check on the deer he's just run down.
Over the kitchen sink, as he disposes of the fat drippings from his George Foreman Grill.
Under the bedsheets on day four of his "garlic only" diet.
At home, while he absentmindedly rearranges your Netflix queue.
Jungle Room. Graceland tour.
Halfway down the esophagus of an Asiatic reticulated python.
Backstage at Journey's reunion tour, as you're serenaded by new lead singer Arnel Pineda.
On a broken-down carousel in a derelict amusement park that no longer knows laughter.
From the stage -- in harmony -- at his barbershop quartet recital.
As you cut the ribbon on his new Blimpie franchise.
Screamed from the second tier of a "Coming Out" float during the annual Pride parade.
Yelled from the back of a departing police car.