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Co-worker sent this to me

check out #9


http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/17/14-s ... -in-a-bar/

This whole thing is hilarious... but "ANYTHING BY THE BEATLES - THE BEATLES" just got me rolling!!

Rhiannon wrote:This whole thing is hilarious... but "ANYTHING BY THE BEATLES - THE BEATLES" just got me rolling!!

"Meatloaf is too fat to have sex in a barn"

RedWingFan wrote:"Meatloaf is too fat to have sex in a barn"

"This song is as overplayed as Steve Perry is ugly."

Rhiannon wrote:This whole thing is hilarious... but "ANYTHING BY THE BEATLES - THE BEATLES" just got me rolling!!

Outstanding!!!! If it wasn't for #9, I would've overlooked 1 or two choices and said that was a great list. But Anything by the Beatles was tremondous. Someone besides me needs to say that.

At least I can still put Freebird and More than a Feeling on

Tito wrote:Someone besides me needs to say that.

Yeah, I went there. I'll say it!... The description goes on to say (for those too lazy to read through):

"They’ll probably be sitting with several other older people who are waiting for just the right time to pull out their story about when they first heard this beatles song, which will be a lie, since the actual first time they heard it they were smoking laced weed while awkwardly looking for a place to shoot their load in the circle jerk that just “sort of happened."

Holy shit. Number 9 hurt! Bad.

God I hate getting old.

As bad as it hurts, that list is funny as hell. Very observant of bars and the people in them.

I hate the Beatles. So much.

That was hilarious.

OMFG!!! I was reading down, got to the Meatloaf part, and almost spit out a mouthfull of beer! That list is funny, but I think the meatloaf part was damn hilarious!!! Good find.

WHY IT NEEDS TO RETIRE: This song is as played out as Steve Perry is ugly.

We play these:

SMOOTH - We have retired this one.

ALABAMA - We're in Florida, it's the law - but only by request

DONT STOP BELIEVIN' - Actually, people really like this one.

I WILL SURVIVE - People love this one, too - probably because we do the Cake version.

"you’ll realize he’s wearing a sleeveless flannel shirt, and what you thought were sleeves are actually a dark, dense fur that’s made a home on in his shoulders and upper arms" - eewwww

The whole thing is hilarious (and pretty accurate )

The Beatles are still my favorite band of all time, but I agree it's terrible bar music, for a jukebox or a band. Occasionally an oldies band can get away with "I Saw Her Standing There" or something, but it's pretty rare. I've seen bands do kickass versions of "I'm Down," but that doesn't really work in bars because only a handful of people actually know what it is.

Holy crap, that was the funniest thing I've read in awhile. Thanks for sharing that one.

WalrusOct9 wrote:The Beatles are still my favorite band of all time, but I agree it's terrible bar music, for a jukebox or a band. Occasionally an oldies band can get away with "I Saw Her Standing There" or something, but it's pretty rare. I've seen bands do kickass versions of "I'm Down," but that doesn't really work in bars because only a handful of people actually know what it is.

i have done..

.. why dont we do it in the road

... dont let me down

...oh darling

and..

..rocky raccoon.. ..

...while my guitar gently weeps...

it was all a blast.. plus.. chicks dig the beatles tunes..

they dance while their redneck boyfriends play pool for .50 cents a game..

Rhiannon wrote:

RedWingFan wrote:"Meatloaf is too fat to have sex in a barn"

"This song is as overplayed as Steve Perry is ugly."

Which one is Steve again?

6. I WILL SURVIVE – GLORIA GAYNOR

Yeah, that will be my ex. Say hello for me !!!

Since 78 wrote:6. I WILL SURVIVE – GLORIA GAYNOR

Yeah, that will be my ex. Say hello for me !!!

I don't THINK we had it played at my Divorce Party (I did have a Journey song requested for me!!) But, yes, as a newly single woman, I would sing my heart out with Gloria Gaynor every chance I had!!!

This song has been played so much even Glenn Frey and Don Henley stab their own ears with icepicks whenever they hear it. Killing someone for playing it is legal in 13 states.

Tito wrote: Someone besides me needs to say that.

They already do. You know this.

Rhiannon wrote:

RedWingFan wrote:"Meatloaf is too fat to have sex in a barn"

"This song is as overplayed as Steve Perry is ugly."

Steve Perry is not ugly. (that song is overplayed though)
Are you kidding me? LOOK at his company in the music world.
Shit, look at his company in JOURNEY alone.
Compared to half the rock world, he's a god damn Calvin Klein underwear model.

And no one had better hair.

I'll agree on Sweet Home Alabama, and ANYTHING by Meatloaf.
Fuck Meatloaf. (and they called Perry ugly?)

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Steve Perry is not ugly.

Down, girl!

He ain't so fly looking now. And he's so old he could probably teabag you from across the room. Got that visual?

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Steve Perry is not ugly.

Down, girl!

He ain't so fly looking now. And he's so old he could probably teabag you from across the room. Got that visual?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Steve Perry is not ugly.

Down, girl!

He ain't so fly looking now. And he's so old he could probably teabag you from across the room. Got that visual?

Well. I won't be having my usual afternoon cup of Tazo today, thanks very much.

And no he couldn't. All those years with those tiny ass little pants... you figure they gotta be too afraid to come out.

NealIsGod wrote:I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Sorry 'bout that.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:you figure they gotta be too afraid to come out.

If they even remember the way down.

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:you figure they gotta be too afraid to come out.

If they even remember the way down.

*waving white flag* I'm not even touching that. Er... those.

Got you find the most inappropriate things on that man to talk about sometimes.
Are you just trying to work in every possible shock worthy body part?
Because if you are, you peaked 2 days ago.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:you figure they gotta be too afraid to come out.

If they even remember the way down.

*waving white flag* I'm not even touching that. Er... those.

Got you find the most inappropriate things on that man to talk about sometimes.
Are you just trying to work in every possible shock worthy body part?
Because if you are, you peaked 2 days ago.

....T-t-t-t-t-TAINT-ed Love... woah-oh-oh! Don't touch me please I can not stand the way you tease!