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Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:37 am**

Van Halen is among the bands listed in a recent poll of the 10 Worst Lyrics of All Time. According to MusicRadar.com, the lyric "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" from "Why Can't This Be Love" made the cut. Also on the list is "He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" from the song "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne. The lyric "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" from Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever" hit song is Number Eight on the list. The Number One worst lyric of all time comes from German electro group Snap!, which had a hit in 1992 with the song "Rhythm Is A Dancer." The track featured the phrase "I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer." Also on the list were songs by 50 Cent, Will Smith and Nelly.

The Ten Worst Lyrics of All Time:

"I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer" -- "Rhythm Is A Dancer" by Snap!
"I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear the most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news" -- "Life" by Des'ree
"Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?" -- "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee
"He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" -- "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
"I love you like a fat kid love cake" -- "21 Questions" by 50 Cent
"Time is like a clock in my heart" -- "Time (Clock Of The Heart)" by Culture Club
"You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it" -- "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" -- "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck" -- "Thong Song" by Sisqo
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time" -- "Why Can't This Be Love" by Van Halen

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:39 am**

All I can say is....

Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!

I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:59 am**

Angiekay wrote:
"Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?" -- "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee

"I love you like a fat kid love cake" -- "21 Questions" by 50 Cent

"You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it" -- "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" -- "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck" -- "Thong Song" by Sisqo

These are all songs from my youth!! Gah! The lyrics did suck. But I still loved the songs... they were all novelty. Especially the thong song... man that takes me back to a spring formal in '98 or '99 and e'rrrabody was going crazy when that came on. Wow... 10 years ago. Dang.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:06 am**

ABSOLUTE worst:

"Marconi plays the mamba..."

:evil:

This is a mamba...

and so is this...

In either case, it does not belong in this song.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:11 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:ABSOLUTE worst:

"Marconi plays the mamba..."

This is a mamba...

and so is this...

In either case, it does not belong in this song.

Yep- worst SONG too!

I'm amazed that nothing by the Scorpions made this list. I love me some Scorps, but come on, lyrically they are pretty wretched. ("give her inches and feed her well" comes to mind...)

And for the love of all that's holy HOW did THIS gem not land at #1?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpT9sol_UeE

"You and me..we had a FIGHT"

...the Pulitzer Committe awaits.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:18 am**

That Van Halen one isn't nearly as bad IMO as some in Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You", lol:

I'll be the water when you get thirsty
When you get drunk I'll be the wine

Such romantic lyrics, lol.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:27 am**

Or my favorite Sammy song, "Rock Is In My Blood":

'Cause there's something here in all this confusion
Maybe I'll give to you a blood transfusion

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:28 am**

Melissa wrote:That Van Halen one isn't nearly as bad IMO as some in Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You",

I'll be the water when you get thirsty
When you get drunk I'll be the wine

Such romantic lyrics, lol.

Better than the debated "When you get the clap, I'll be the antibiotic cream."
That was the version they tried to sell to Motley Crüe.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:18 am**

"..i am the incubus, i lay the egg in you...
worm that burrows through your brain..."----kiss -unholy

"..its the law of the jungle .. when you got the hungle.. er.... "- kiss - betrayed

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:37 am**

First of all rap lyrics need to be in a category of their own. And maybe they meant mambo not mamba?

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:32 am**

'One More' by Journey was a close contender but its got to be 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my humps,
Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,
My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps (Check it out)

I drive these f*ckers crazy,
I have do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
'Cause of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey get a room let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon'do wit all that ass.
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma gon'make,make,make you scream.
Make you scream,make you scream.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:40 am**

wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....

Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!

I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!

Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking? :lol:

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:44 am**

KANYE WEST -- THE NEW WORKOUT PLAN

You just popped in the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout tape
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit' a car
So first of all we gon' work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass!

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..
I came...
I came..

All them mocha-lattes you gotta do pilates
After the party meet me in the lobby now
And maybe we can work it out
Work it out [x4]
Now, maybe we can work it out

Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet
Ooh, girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still killa a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz
4 door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8

All them mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas

[Jill] Hi, may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
And like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

[Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's
broke ass no mo'

(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo')

[Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama
and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane

[Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)
And I don't gotta work at the mall again

[Beat changes]

(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(It's that old Michael Jackson shit)

That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
It's Kanye's workout plan
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this)

That's right, put in work
Move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (To give me a soul clap ok? Double time)

That's right, put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you deserve

That's right, put in work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)

That's right, put in work (That's right put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:45 am**

How 'bout:

"Lovin' would be easy if your colours were like my dreams, red, gold and green...." (Karma Chameleon, Culture Club)

Huh? :shock:

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:57 am**

mistiejourney wrote:
wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....

Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!

I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!

Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking?

grease is the 50's!!!.. it IS the word.. is the word... is the word.. the word..

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:58 am**

"your BUTT is mine..............im bad , im bad,, im really really bad..... whos bad..?"

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:03 am**

I actually quite enjoyed the flow of the Kanye West lyrics. Same on me! :shock:

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:08 am**

finalfight wrote:I actually quite enjoyed the flow of the Kanye West lyrics. Same on me!

I do too, but they're still ubersilly! :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:32 am**

Melissa wrote:That Van Halen one isn't nearly as bad IMO as some in Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You", lol:

I'll be the water when you get thirsty
When you get drunk I'll be the wine

Such romantic lyrics, lol.

Yes, they did have some cheesy lyrics. :lol:

But I remember I loved that song "I Want You" by BJ, for eons, cheesy lyrics and all.......loved the chorus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOj5KWMLvOk

I WANT YOU

The last time I saw her
Was the night she said goodbye
She said that loves a stranger
And it's sure to pass you by, yes she did
As she packed up her belongings
Baby wouldn't look me in the eye
But I could see a tear roll
Off her face
As we both tried so hard
Not to cry she said

I never wanted the stars
Never shot for the moon
I like them right where they are
All I wanted was you
So baby just turn away
Because I can't face the truth
All I'm trying to say
Is all I wanted was you

I tried so hard to remember
Where when how why love went away
I tried to drown myself in pity
But your memory kept calling your name, yes it did

I bought you fancy cars and diamond rings, baby
All the things that money brings
And the servants to paint the sky blue
And I worked so hard seven days a week
And built a fortress for your heart to keep
If I could I'd wrap these words up for you

I never wanted the stars
Never shot for the moon
I like them right where they are
All I wanted was you
So baby just turn away
Because I can't face the truth
All I'm trying to say
Is all I wanted was you

I want you, I want you, baby I want you

But never thought you were alone
I filled the party up with company
But never made our house a home

All I've got is my guitar these chords and the truth
All I've got is my guitar ... but all, baby all I want

I never wanted the stars
Never shot for the moon
I like them right where they are
All I wanted was you
So baby just turn away
Because I can't face the truth
All I'm trying to say
Is all I wanted was you

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:34 am**

Backstreet Boys, "Shape of my Heart":

"Sadness is beautiful
Loneliness is tragical"

I guess it's a real word but it sounds ridiculous.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:13 pm**

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
mistiejourney wrote:
wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....

Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!

I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!

Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking?

grease is the 50's!!!.. it IS the word.. is the word... is the word.. the word..

One of my favorite movies, lol.

And Deb! I don't even remember that B. Jovi song, had to go listen, lol! Oh & I forgot the birthday/candles/high-pitched-scream part of IBTFY :lol:

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:21 pm**

"I don't care

Who you are
Where you're from
WHAT YOU DID

As long as you love me..."(?!) :shock:

Enough said.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:29 pm**

Melissa wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:
mistiejourney wrote:
wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....

Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!

I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!

Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking?

grease is the 50's!!!.. it IS the word.. is the word... is the word.. the word..

One of my favorite movies, lol.

And Deb! I don't even remember that B. Jovi song, had to go listen, lol! Oh & I forgot the birthday/candles/high-pitched-scream part of IBTFY :lol:

LOL, that was my favorite part. :lol:

Well, that and the hair. :lol:

I Want You was a little gem off of Keep The Faith.....great cd.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:51 pm**

I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?

Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:53 pm**

Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?

Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

I think "I Am The Walrus" beats that

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:00 pm**

Angiekay wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?

Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

I think "I Am The Walrus" beats that

My God, you're so freakin right

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:26 pm**

Gunbot wrote:Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?

Lennon's just nuts. I usually skip his songs.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:06 pm**

Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?

Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Ah, look at the imagery. Four Beatles, four verses. The first is Ringo, the second is George, the third is John and the fourth is Paul.

Easy! :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:31 pm**

Gunbot wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?

Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

I think "I Am The Walrus" beats that

My God, you're so freakin right

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....

Oh come on now. It's just poetic imagery (and lots of drugs

) Not really a "worst lyric ever " candidate, is it?. To me the worst lyrics are the ones that are SO horribly literal. I once again go back to NEVER SAY GOODBYE (You lost more than that in my back sear BAAA-BY!!!)
Horrible...abso-fucking-lutely horrible! A drug induced poetic rant from John Lennon? Pretty cool, if you ask me...

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:22 am**

...words of wisdom from Lil Wayne, taken from Lollipop (remix). Enjoy.

...Tell a girl like Doritos thats not yo (Nacho) cheese
Tell her friends like Fritos im trying to lay
I can only have one and i aint aint tryin to wait...

...Shawty say she wanna lick the wrapper
And she gonna lick the rapper
And I just wanna act like a porno flicking actor
I Anita Bake-her (Baker) her now she caught up in the rapture
I got so much chips
I swear they call me Hewlett Packard
I got so much chips
You can have a bag if you're a snacker
Greedy motha fudge cake
Now tell me how that fudge taste...

...I Flushed out the feeling of
Me being the shit
Cuz I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit...

...IPod, ya girlfriend and she say I got great sex
Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that "I think I'm late" text
So wrap it up
but but he so sweet,
she wanna lick the rapper...

MR

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