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OT: How do YOU afford your "Rock n Roll Lifestyle"

Postby TRAGChick » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:39 am

Hey all....

I heard this on my Lunch-Break on ~ what else? :wink: ~ 101.9 WRXP.
Had NO IDEA that this was recorded - THAT LONG ago. :oops:

I thought the lyrics cut very "close to home".... :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILRpRv57 ... re=related

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"Rock'n'Roll Lifestyle"


Well, Your CD Collection Looks Shiny And Costly.
How Much Did You Pay For Your Bad Moto Guzi?
And How Much Did You Spend On Your Black Leather Jacket?

Is It You Or Your Parents In This Income Tax Bracket?

Now Tickets To Concerts And Drinking At Clubs,
Sometimes For Music That You Haven't Even Heard Of.
And How Much Did You Pay For Your Rock'n'roll T-Shirt

That Proves You Were There,
That You Heard Of Them First?

How Do You Afford Your Rock'n'roll Lifestyle?
How Do You Afford Your Rock'n'roll Lifestyle?
How Do You Afford Your Rock'n'roll Lifestyle?
Ah, Tell Me.

How Much Did You Pay For The Chunk Of His Guitar,
The One He Ruthlessly Smashed At The End Of The Show?
And How Much Will He Pay For A Brand New Guitar,
One Which He'll Ruthlessly Smash At The End Of Another Show?
And How Long Will The Workers Keep Building Him New Ones?

As Long As Their Soda Cans Are Red, White, And Blue Ones.

And How Long Will The Workers Keep Building Him New Ones?

As Long As Their Soda Cans Are Red, White, And Blue Ones.

Aging Black Leather And Hospital Bills,
Tattoo Removal And Dozens Of Pills.
Your Liver Pays Dearly Now For Youthful Magic Moments,

But Rock On Completely With Some Brand New Components.

How Do You Afford Your Rock'n'roll Lifestyle?
How Do You Afford Your Rock'n'roll Lifestyle?
How Do You Afford Your Rock'n'roll Lifestyle?

Excess Ain't Rebellion.
You're Drinking What They're Selling.
Your Self-Destruction Doesn't Hurt Them.
Your Chaos Won't Convert Them.

They're So Happy To Rebuild It.
You'll Never Really Kill It.
Yeah, Excess Ain't Rebellion.
You're Drinking What They're Selling.

Excess Ain't Rebellion.
You're Drinking,
You're Drinking,
You're Drinking What They're Selling.
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Postby jrnyman28 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:37 am

Mmmm, I love Cake! ;)
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Postby separate_wayz » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:22 am

How I Afford My Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle

1. Easy credit ripoffs, just like The Jeffersons
2. Rent-A-Center .... also how I afford my sofa
3. Lay-away plan (only 319 more payments and the 5-star VIP tickets are mine!!)
4. Second job at The Lion's Den, selling adult marital aides and literature
5. Birthday checks from Grandmother
6. Two words: Ramen noodles
7. Deferral of expensive dental maintenance until critically necessary
8. Nigerian internet scams
9. Payroll deduction (when I am employed)
10. Windfall from life insurance proceeds on ex-wife who died tragically when the lugnuts mysteriously came off her vehicle at high speed (God rest her soul)
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:25 am

I live with a rocker, I get a free pass. :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:32 am

separate_wayz wrote:1. Easy credit ripoffs, just like The Jeffersons


That was Good Times.

The Jeffersons moved on up to a deee-luxe apartment in the skyyyy-yyy-yyy, remember?
They didn't have to rip nothin' off.
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