MR

Ok...I SWEAR this is what I heard as a teenager....

But you will cum to a place
where the only thing you feel
are loaded cunts in your face
and you'll have to deal with pressure.....

true story....

"We threw up in the middle of the night,
Just to hear them say...

"Welcome to the Hotel California..."

wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.


also, dont bring me down BRUCE!

also wondered who the heck bruce was???>?>

StocktontoMalone wrote:Ok...I SWEAR this is what I heard as a teenager....

But you will cum to a place
where the only thing you feel
are loaded cunts in your face
and you'll have to deal with pressure.....

true story....

Is this Billy Joel, S&M??? I'm not sure I recognize the song???

Michigan Girl wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Ok...I SWEAR this is what I heard as a teenager....

But you will cum to a place
where the only thing you feel
are loaded cunts in your face
and you'll have to deal with pressure.....

true story....

Is this Billy Joel, S&M??? I'm not sure I recognize the song???

Yeah; it's Billy Joel

("Pressure"...for real.)

Jimi Hendrix - Scuze me while I kiss this guy

LOL, first few times I heard "Everything Passes Away" by TMG, I could have swore he was singing:

"What if you find yourself
in a room full of bitches
having everything you want
does it feel alright"

....it's actually riches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10PV9psuFbw 1:30 mark

Dont go around tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
My Mind >>>Theres a bathroom on the right

Real >>>Theres a bad moon on the rise.

"Big ol' Jed had a light on..." (what I heard)

What it REALLY is:

"Big ol' Jet Airliner..."

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZAAAAAA

I get lost in your thighs
and I feel my penis rise.....

That's the way my high school boyfriend heard it....or at least that's the way he sang it!

Knew this chick in Memphis, whose Dad owned the premier radio & tv stations, who used to sing - "Alex, the seal" and "western girls".
Stephanie, are you out here?


later~

When I was just a wee lad, I thought my favorite Todd Rundgren ditty went like this...

I don't want to work! I just want to bang and get drunk all day.

I was watching a friends band rehearsals years ago. One of the songs they did was Cold Shot by SRV. At rehearsals, the bass player argued that the lyrics were "That's called shark bait." Argued it. We fucking howled.

Rick wrote:I was watching a friends band rehearsals years ago. One of the songs they did was Cold Shot by SRV. At rehearsals, the bass player argued that the lyrics were "That's called shark bait." Argued it. We fucking howled.

That's us bass players for you

Saw this one:

My anus is the center hole

Should be:

My angel is a centerfold

cynnamon gum
knowing how i made you feel

cyndy! wrote:cynnamon gumknowing how i made you feel

Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

Bullet Boys-"Smooth Op..in...ion". Really "Smooth Up In Ya" I think! Also add anything Def Leppard sang to that list. I don't think there's ANYTHING off of Hysteria I could recite with even a 60% accuracy!

TRAGChick wrote:"Big ol' Jed had a light on..." (what I heard)

What it REALLY is:

"Big ol' Jet Airliner..."

I used to think it was "Big ol' Jed and Lila"

"Love bites, love bleeds
It's better than jungle trees"

I'm not even kidding. That's STILL what I hear.

NealIsGod wrote:Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

My dad thinks it's "even downtown/voices carry"

Also famous:
"blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche"

Sarah wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

My dad thinks it's "even downtown/voices carry"

Also famous:
"blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche"

You mean those aren't the words?

Sarah wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

My dad thinks it's "even downtown/voices carry"

It isn't?!? That's what I hear too.

Deb wrote:

Sarah wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

My dad thinks it's "even downtown/voices carry"

It isn't?!? That's what I hear too.

edited. blindass Bjg didn't even read half of what she quoted.

NealIsGod wrote:

Sarah wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

My dad thinks it's "even downtown/voices carry"

Also famous:
"blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche"

You mean those aren't the words?

I think it's supposed to be "Revved up like a deuce".

Natalie wrote:I get lost in your thighs
and I feel my penis rise.....

That's the way my high school boyfriend heard it....or at least that's the way he sang it!

Did Jon write that? I like when you say penis

Misheard lyrics for me were half the Journey catalog.
Emotion plus enunciation do not equal Steve Perry. You don't get both. Not that its a bad thing, though.

But the amount of time I spent looking up lyrics on him I could have written my own damn record.

Like everyone else on the planet, I was hearing the wrong thing on "Oh Sherrie" for the longest time.

"Oh Sherrie... all alone... hold on... hold on..."

Deb wrote:

Sarah wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:Hush hush,
keep it down now,
precious cherry

My dad thinks it's "even downtown/voices carry"

It isn't?!? That's what I hear too.

I thought it went "Hush, hush...keep it down now, voices carry".