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So I was at a Taco Bell with two of my friends that I actually like the other day.

This cute girl walks in...wonderfully-styled brown hair, perfect white teeth, legs smoother than Gregg Rolie's organ.... BUT none of this is the best part...

she had a CAMEL shirt... as in the band CAMEL....



I about lost myself... I haven't met someone in person who even KNOWS of the band Camel, let alone liking them... I was like... omgomgomgomgomg. My prog princess arrived!

So, I decide, time to break the ice. I "walk by to grab napkins" and stop beside her real quick and compliment her.

Me- "Hey!! Nice shirt!! I love Camel."

Her- "Oh really?"

Me- "Yeah. That's the first Camel shirt I've ever seen actually, odd seeing it around here! Great taste."

Her- "Thanks. I made it myself."

Me- "Keep up the good work! So I..."

Her- "Oh hey I have to go."

and then she just picked up her food and left. Just like that.

Damn, something's gotta be wrong with me!! She was either a bitch, shy, in a hurry, or creeped out.

On my way back to my friends' table I was thinking.... was it my confidence? Me being too perfect for her? My Evolution-era Journey shirt?

Nah, my best friend has this to say (and she's often right about these things):

"It's your damn ugly ass beard."

So, I shaved this cool little beard that I had going, clean off. I liked that beard too, I like having facial hair.

So that brings me to my next question.

WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Just to clear up one more thing...were you wearing pants?

ProgRocker53 wrote:I like having facial hair.

Eat more pussy then.

Maui Tom wrote:Just to clear up one more thing...were you wearing pants?

Haha. yes.

WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Nay!

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

A little is not bad....but no Sasquatch dudes for me...

Nay to all....!!!!

You are really trying to make me cry today....aren't you?

ProgRocker53 wrote:
WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Nay on the facial hair. Yay on the body hair....within moderation!!

Luvsaugeri wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:
WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Nay on the facial hair. Yay on the body hair....within moderation!!

Freakin' A man, love the avatar

Facial hair no... body hair... if it is tasteful yet still naturally manly. YAKNOWWHATIMEAN. In other words, she was probably just a bitch.

Luvsaugeri wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:
WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Nay on the facial hair. Yay on the body hair....within moderation!!

I say if I have to wax it all off so do they~OHIO!!! :wink:

ProgRocker53 wrote:

Luvsaugeri wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:
WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Nay on the facial hair. Yay on the body hair....within moderation!!

Freakin' A man, love the avatar

Proggy, your palms aren't harry are they?

TRAGChick wrote:

WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Nay!

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

A little is not bad....but no Sasquatch dudes for me...

Ditto!

Same here!

Although Prog's post wasn't depressing like I thought it would be by the title and his other posts today, I still have to ask for your safety. You don't have any firearms around you?

Tito wrote:Although Prog's post wasn't depressing like I thought it would be by the title and his other posts today, I still have to ask for your safety. You don't have any firearms around you?

Just one in my pants.

Oh, and this here bass guitar is pretty lethal in the right hands.

Michigan Girl wrote:

Luvsaugeri wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:
WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Nay on the facial hair. Yay on the body hair....within moderation!!

I say if I have to wax it all off so do they~OHIO!!! :wink:

NO!!! I like a hairy chest. Too smooth......it's like a chick!!

Luvsaugeri wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Luvsaugeri wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:
WOMEN---

Facial Hair? Yay or Nay?

Body Hair? Yay or Nay?

I look forward to your responses.

Nay on the facial hair. Yay on the body hair....within moderation!!

I say if I have to wax it all off so do they~OHIO!!! :wink:

NO!!! I like a hairy chest. Too smooth......it's like a chick!!

LMAO!!! OK!!!

ProgRocker53 wrote:

Tito wrote:Although Prog's post wasn't depressing like I thought it would be by the title and his other posts today, I still have to ask for your safety. You don't have any firearms around you?

Just one in my pants.

Oh, and this here bass guitar is pretty lethal in the right hands.

Facial hair, bleh... Body hair, whatever; don't care much one way or the other...

She probably already has a boyfriend and was just avoiding encouraging you.

Either that or she is somewhere right now whining piteously to her girlfriends for the zillionth time, "I met the CUTEST guy in Taco Bell, and he noticed my Camel shirt, and I ran away; I'm such a dork, waaaaaaaa."

Go back to the same TB, same day, same time; you just never know.

Proggles....*sigh*....sorry this happened to you.....

Your post reminded me of this scene: LAREZ!!! You out there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2sMAJVm ... re=related

I just noticed nobody here even mentioned anything about Camel, further reinforcing how special this could've been.

ProgRocker53 wrote:I just noticed nobody here even mentioned anything about Camel, further reinforcing how special this could've been.

Um....sorry; never heard of them.

TRAGChick wrote:

ProgRocker53 wrote:I just noticed nobody here even mentioned anything about Camel, further reinforcing how special this could've been.

Um....sorry; never heard of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTVnCyDoQlQ

ProgRocker53 wrote:So I was at a Taco Bell with two of my friends that I actually like the other day.

This cute girl walks in... she had a CAMEL shirt... as in the band CAMEL....

Her- "Oh hey I have to go."

and then she just picked up her food and left. Just like that.

She was either a bitch, shy, in a hurry, or creeped out.

Out of curiousity, would you have repeated the scenario above if...

This plain girl walks in ... / or
This ugly girl walks in ...

Is the camel connection enough to overcome those factors?

I wouldn't bother with the same bat time/ bat channel repeat. You're answer's already in the first post.

Bitch? / Maybe - Not interested - definitely

She's enough of a camel fan to make her own shirt but when a guy notices it she abruptly leaves? Not shy and not in a hurry. Who sits down to eat in TB if you're in a hurry. TB is a grab n go joint. And I do mean go.

Keep your chin up Progs, you tried & that's what counts.

Maybe she was a lesbian and it had nothing to do with you!!

The Camel connection is enough by far.

The good looks were a mere bonus.

Luvsaugeri wrote:Maybe she was a lesbian and it had nothing to do with you!!

Or maybe she was a post-op Trannie!!

Facial hair?

Yup. Y'all stop shaving !!!!!! Sheesh.....

So what about the Camel shirt. Did she have a 'camel toe' ?


later~

ProgRocker53 wrote:I just noticed nobody here even mentioned anything about Camel, further reinforcing how special this could've been.

Fuckin love Camel... heard Unevensong on XM 4 or 5 years ago and have been hooked. Love that entire album.

But anyway, remember... this broad is probably a CRAZY music nut. And while something that is great and rare to have in common can lead to a lot of good times, it can also lead to a lot of silly fights that get blown out of proportion. I'll give examples later, gotta run now though.