OT: Bumper Sticker/License Plates

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:16 am
by Deb
On my way home from work..........bumper sticker on the
Jeep in front of me said "
If I'd wanted a HUMMER, I'd have asked your sister".

Gave me a giggle on the boring commute.

Anybody else recall any funny bumper stickers or plates.


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:21 am
by Michigan Girl
Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:26 am
by Don
A nice ass should be seen, not heard
I'd smack you but shit splatters
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart
Jesus is coming! look busy
If the screams from my trunk bother you, turn up your radio
Support cannibalism, EAT ME

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:31 am
by Michigan Girl
Gunbot wrote:A nice ass should be seen, not heard
I'd smack you but shit splatters
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart
Jesus is coming! look busy
If the screams from my trunk bother you, turn up your radio
Support cannibalism, EAT ME
Do you drive a 1960 VW van, orange?
Re: OT: Bumper Sticker/Licence Plates

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:32 am
by bluejeangirl76
Deb wrote:Anybody else recall any funny bumper stickers or plates.

Not so much funny as interesting, but I got one for ya...
took a pic too...
(I
swear its real no i have no idea whose is it - was in a parking lot)
I think this is stevew2's car but I'm not sure.

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:34 am
by T-Bone
A friend of mine once told me about his best friend from his home town trying to get a personalized plate from the DMV. He came in with what he wanted and the lady looked it over and asked him if it had any special meaning (They're nosey). He told her he worked for 3M and his job title was Technical Assistant 3, so that's where the 3M TA3 came from. She was almost finisshed with the paperwork and one of her co workers saw it and glared at it for a second, held it up to a mirror and it was instantly DENIED!

Bastard....


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:35 am
by T-Bone
We also had a car in the area for a while that had "QQQQ" on his plate... until the cops figured out what he was trying to say


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:37 am
by bluejeangirl76
T-Bone wrote:We also had a car in the area for a while that had "QQQQ" on his plate... until the cops figured out what he was trying to say

LMAO!!
I once saw a plate that said "LQQK" - the middle of the Qs looks like eyes.


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:48 am
by Deb
bluejeangirl76 wrote:T-Bone wrote:We also had a car in the area for a while that had "QQQQ" on his plate... until the cops figured out what he was trying to say

LMAO!!
I once saw a plate that said "LQQK" - the middle of the Qs looks like eyes.


Ok smack my a$$ and call me stupid, but I don't get it?? QQQQ ??


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:49 am
by bluejeangirl76
Deb wrote:bluejeangirl76 wrote:T-Bone wrote:We also had a car in the area for a while that had "QQQQ" on his plate... until the cops figured out what he was trying to say

LMAO!!
I once saw a plate that said "LQQK" - the middle of the Qs looks like eyes.


Ok smack my a$$ and call me stupid, but I don't get it?? QQQQ ??

*smacks Debs ass* But you're not stupid.
QQQQ = Four Q = Fuck You

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:54 am
by RedWingFan
Deb wrote:bluejeangirl76 wrote:T-Bone wrote:We also had a car in the area for a while that had "QQQQ" on his plate... until the cops figured out what he was trying to say

LMAO!!
I once saw a plate that said "LQQK" - the middle of the Qs looks like eyes.


Ok smack my a$$ and call me stupid, but I don't get it?? QQQQ ??

It's okay Deb, we know you're not stupid and that you're just Canadian!!!


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:55 am
by bluejeangirl76
RedWingFan wrote:Deb wrote:bluejeangirl76 wrote:T-Bone wrote:We also had a car in the area for a while that had "QQQQ" on his plate... until the cops figured out what he was trying to say

LMAO!!
I once saw a plate that said "LQQK" - the middle of the Qs looks like eyes.


Ok smack my a$$ and call me stupid, but I don't get it?? QQQQ ??

It's okay Deb, we know you're not stupid and that you're just Canadian!!!

So her's would be "QQQQA"
Fuck you, eh?


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:09 am
by T-Bone
Maybe he was a Roscoe P Coltrane fan and was mimicking his laugh.. QQQQ


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:16 am
by Don
Where's the Cap'n when you need him?


Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:51 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
On my trip down to San Diego a few weeks ago, we were discussing bumper stickers that we had seen at one point during the drive. The best one I've seen so far was: "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my guns have."
So after we had discussed the best one's we've seen, we started thinking of ones that would be good that we've not seen yet. We came up with some that were clever, but the one we voted #1 was: "So if Jessie Jackson can use the N word, then why can't I?"

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:55 pm
by (Crazy)Dulce Lady
bluejeangirl76 wrote:[
So her's would be "QQQQA"
Fuck you, eh?

bjg, you are gonna kill me with these some day.
she gotcha deb.
No schutt--it's real

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:35 pm
by (Crazy)Dulce Lady
gay incarnate. fluffin groupie
it's worse now. I have a black and white bumper sticker under it that says NEAL SCHON IS A ROCK GOD
Re: OT: Bumper Sticker/License Plates

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:42 pm
by epoy
Deb wrote:On my way home from work..........bumper sticker on the
Jeep in front of me said "
If I'd wanted a HUMMER, I'd have asked your sister".

Gave me a giggle on the boring commute.

Anybody else recall any funny bumper stickers or plates.

Seen on a Virginia plate......1000101 (Binary humor)

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:45 pm
by Deb

Posted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:58 pm
by Rhiannon
Oh... something to do with
Eric Martin??
