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Well, almost...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11ed201165

Where are the tapes when you need them?. At least her abbs looked yummy. My cat ran under the table

stevew2 wrote:My cat ran under the table

Both my dogs started barking at the speakers!

SJ?

That was horrible. Here's another...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQZsIJPDrw

I made it exactly 30 seconds before I had to shut it.
Is THAT all it takes to be a multimillionaire? Jeez, *I* could do THAT.

Now i know why i can't stand her.

Does she eat glass shards for breakfast?

There is not enough pro-tools in the world for either of them.

Cat

Someone tell me how they got this far and how did someone who sings that bad could hook up Anna Kournikova.

Is this real or someone just f'ing around. She can't be that bad.

ebake02 wrote:Someone tell me how they got this far and how did someone who sings that bad could hook up Anna Kournikova.

Smoke and mirrors. It's all about image and here's the proof -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY

finalfight wrote:

ebake02 wrote:Someone tell me how they got this far and how did someone who sings that bad could hook up Anna Kournikova.

Smoke and mirrors. It's all about image and here's the proof -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irk3_p15RJY

Boy if that dose not open your eyes.Thanks for the link finalfight.

Very interesting. Now I know why I can't stand that type of music and the people that "sing" it. The sad thing is you can't nail these people for lip syncing because technically their singing it themselves.

I can hear Neal saying"she s the real deal" and Friga saying"she makes me a better person"

Over the past 22 years, I have seen so many bands that were able to play music just as good as it sounded on the finished records and I have listened to so many people sing at karaoke who were able to sound just as good as the finished record but they never became famous. Again, it's not what you know but who you know. Arnel is the only one I knew to make it out of all the bands and musicians I knew personally.

Tito wrote:Is this real or someone just f'ing around. She can't be that bad.

You are so naive Tito.She is that bad.Her abs make me go boinggg though.

finalfight wrote:That was horrible. Here's another...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQZsIJPDrw

That was horrible.........Here's anouther...........LOL! Sadist! *if you haven't suffered enough, listen to this! LOL! * I can out sing her in my sleep! She sucks!

oh dang...I still like Britney....

One "b" in abs, stevew.

Wow, does she suck.

But I would go down on her for hours.

7 Wishes wrote:One "b" in abs, stevew.

Wow, does she suck.

But I would go down on her for hours.

Not me, did you see that thing when she was getting out of the limo, looked like some old woman shaved her whisker biscuit. Things that make you go

Rick wrote:

7 Wishes wrote:One "b" in abs, stevew.

Wow, does she suck.

But I would go down on her for hours.

Not me, did you see that thing when she was getting out of the limo, looked like some old woman shaved her whisker biscuit. Things that make you go

If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish it's still a fish Get a mouthful of altoids and start munching

Gunbot wrote:If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish it's still a fish Get a mouthful of altoids and start munching

Is this the trout vs. cologne argument coming in? If vaginas were cars I'd bet hers reeks of an '88 Festiva.

Gunbot wrote:

Rick wrote:

7 Wishes wrote:One "b" in abs, stevew.

Wow, does she suck.

But I would go down on her for hours.

Not me, did you see that thing when she was getting out of the limo, looked like some old woman shaved her whisker biscuit. Things that make you go

If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish it's still a fish Get a mouthful of altoids and start munching

Ok, you go first.

Eh. I've always despised those seafood analogies.

Don't rain on my parade, gunbot. It's my raison d'etre.

Rhiannon wrote:

Gunbot wrote:If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish it's still a fish Get a mouthful of altoids and start munching

Is this the trout vs. cologne argument coming in? If vaginas were cars I'd bet hers reeks of an '88 Festiva.

As long as the engine starts, it will be driven by somebody. There's always the carwash (or Penicillin)

Andrew wrote:Well, almost...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11ed201165

Holy Mackeral Wombat!

That's aural torture...

Gunbot wrote:There's always the carwash (or Penicillin)

That's right, Captain Aquafresh.

ebake02 wrote:Very interesting. Now I know why I can't stand that type of music and the people that "sing" it. The sad thing is you can't nail these people for lip syncing because technically their singing it themselves.

Britney's live vocal was not what the audience heard - other than her benign chatter between tracks. That concert has been well broadcast and she sounded like you would expect her to pretty much exactly like her recordings. Shades of tapegate only Augeri didn't shake his moneymaker as well as Britney.

It comes as no surprise that her initials are BS...

Rhiannon wrote:That's right, Captain Aquafresh.

Don't go south without it.