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One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

DrFU with the volley for team XX. Score is now 15 all. Next?

DrFU wrote:and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

DrFU wrote:and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

throwing it back at this level is diesrepectful... someotimes a guy just need space.. and time.. and a maid.. french..

larryfromnextdoor wrote: and a maid.. french..

Okay, well, and sometimes a gal just needs a man with an ax ...

DrFU wrote:Okay, well, and sometimes a gal just needs a man with an ax ...

The boys just can't compete with a woman's sharp wit.

DrFU wrote:and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

I've known a few women who did all the above.

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

DrFU wrote:and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

I've known a few women who did all the above.

Good one!!

2-2 this will be thight ...

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

if men would do what they were told the first time, women would hafta nag.

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

if men would do what they were told the first time, women would hafta nag.

Women were never the only naggers and whiners.

"Aw, come on... you did it once before..."
"Come onnnn, Just this once, if you don't like it, I won't ask again..."
"Pleeeease?? See, look... it likes you!" (yeah.. that was a real one)

Rhiannon wrote:DrFU with the volley for team XX. Score is now 15 all. Next?

Sorry...DrFU's return was weak...30-love.

Once upon a time a man had a cold. He laid in bed for days, moaning and groaning. His wife also had a cold, and had to prepare him meals, clean the house, take care of the children, and had no time to rest. The man never was thankful for the many times she brought him juice, meals in bed, and medicine for his cold. She grew worse and no one cared, when he got better she finally tried to get well but to no avail. No one prepared a meal, cleaned the house, and the children never let her rest. She had to continue to work all through her sickness.

My ex sucked, that is why he is my ex...........the end!

artist4perry wrote:Once upon a time a man had a cold. He laid in bed for days, moaning and groaning. His wife also had a cold, and had to prepare him meals, clean the house, take care of the children, and had no time to rest. The man never was thankful for the many times she brought him juice, meals in bed, and medicine for his cold. She grew worse and no one cared, when he got better she finally tried to get well but to no avail. No one prepared a meal, cleaned the house, and the children never let her rest. She had to continue to work all through her sickness.

My ex sucked, that is why he is my ex...........the end!

I am the exact opposite. When I'm sick, I just want to be left alone....and my wife is the exact opposite of that.

artist4perry wrote:Once upon a time a man had a cold. He laid in bed for days, moaning and groaning. His wife also had a cold, and had to prepare him meals, clean the house, take care of the children, and had no time to rest. The man never was thankful for the many times she brought him juice, meals in bed, and medicine for his cold. She grew worse and no one cared, when he got better she finally tried to get well but to no avail. No one prepared a meal, cleaned the house, and the children never let her rest. She had to continue to work all through her sickness.

My ex sucked, that is why he is my ex...........the end!

You mean, like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE?

DrFU wrote:and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

If us guys didn't fart, belch or snore then you women wouldn't be able to track our movements. Those sounds are God's human GPS! Just like us men can follow the sounds of new shoes, perfume and discarded tags from the new dress you just bought to do the same!

And the dirty sock are just a more sophisticated way of marking our territory, would you rather we pee'd in corners?

Arianddu wrote:

artist4perry wrote:Once upon a time a man had a cold. He laid in bed for days, moaning and groaning. His wife also had a cold, and had to prepare him meals, clean the house, take care of the children, and had no time to rest. The man never was thankful for the many times she brought him juice, meals in bed, and medicine for his cold. She grew worse and no one cared, when he got better she finally tried to get well but to no avail. No one prepared a meal, cleaned the house, and the children never let her rest. She had to continue to work all through her sickness.

My ex sucked, that is why he is my ex...........the end!

You mean, like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE?

yea, pretty much.

I have a sick man story involving puking from this past weekend but I'll let you use your imagination

RossValoryRocks wrote:

DrFU wrote:and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

If us guys didn't fart, belch or snore then you women wouldn't be able to track our movements. Those sounds are God's human GPS! Just like us men can follow the sounds of new shoes, perfume and discarded tags from the new dress you just bought to do the same!

And the dirty sock are just a more sophisticated way of marking our territory, would you rather we pee'd in corners?

Yeah, but when the dog collects a pile of dirty socks to roll in, it's getting a bit beyond marking territory. Mind you, my ex finally got the idea that odour-eaters might be a good idea when my dog cocked his leg on my ex's trainers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVBfdEZajY
More like this, make him buy you the best gift ever for putting up with his babying! [/url]

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

You win the Internet!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

You need to get out more! Really...There was just a study done that said the best sex is 5-10 minutes long (not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time). It was a satisfaction study among women too!

Now...if a man can't last that long he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

RossValoryRocks wrote:(not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time).

Cuddle time? What man does THAT and can I have his phone number? I think I'd sooner find Sasquatch than a man who cuddles for more than the first week of the sex-having in a relationship.

RossValoryRocks wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day, a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

You need to get out more! Really...There was just a study done that said the best sex is 5-10 minutes long (not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time). It was a satisfaction study among women too!

Now...if a man can't last that long he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

You are ruining a perfectly GOOD joke!!!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:(not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time).

Cuddle time? What man does THAT and can I have his phone number? I think I'd sooner find Sasquatch than a man who cuddles for more than the first week of the sex-having in a relationship.

There are a rare few out there. Sometimes you have to adjust the definition of "cuddle" to "falling asleep on top of you shortly after finishing".

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rick wrote:One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

You need to get out more! Really...There was just a study done that said the best sex is 5-10 minutes long (not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time). It was a satisfaction study among women too!

Now...if a man can't last that long he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

You a ruining a perfectly GOOD joke!!!

Just defending us men here! Women on the attack is not a good thing!

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:(not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time).

Cuddle time? What man does THAT and can I have his phone number? I think I'd sooner find Sasquatch than a man who cuddles for more than the first week of the sex-having in a relationship.

There are a rare few out there. Sometimes you have to adjust the definition of "cuddle" to "falling asleep on top of you shortly after finishing".

WOW. You poor girl! Then again some of the blame has to fall on you due to your choice of partners!

RossValoryRocks wrote: he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

The big one is in our BRAINS! Hence, the problems with the odiforus GPS and the lame lines like, "look, it likes you!"