OT: Bizarre wakeup call.

I really don't know what to make of this. If it wasn't for the 8 inch sausage involved, I wouldn't have speculated a relationship gone bad or love triangle. Something obviously isn't right.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... .DTL&tsp=1
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... .DTL&tsp=1