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Has anyone Seen Uranus fully blown through a microscope?

saw my neighbors, hadn't shaved and had little dingle ball crusties hanging........

WIX wrote:Has anyone Seen Uranus fully blown through a microscope?

saw my neighbors, hadn't shaved and had little dingle ball crusties hanging........

WIX, you are one twisted dude!

WIX wrote:Has anyone Seen Uranus fully blown through a microscope?

saw my neighbors, hadn't shaved and had little dingle ball crusties hanging........

Not yet...not Meanus.

Wix, take your meds. luv ya, thanks .

christ i MEANT damn telescope, FRICK!

I am on the verge of a Mental Breakdown, set the appointment with a new Shrink. Hope she is good and her couch is soft leather!!

Does it smell like ASS in here or is it just me?

the door is open...

WIX wrote:christ i MEANT damn telescope, FRICK!

Oh, so now you're a peeping tom

Fully blown = a deep red rose, just a smidge past full bloom, but velvety smooth, deeply fragrant, and completely beautiful...

(I'm on a cruise ship getting waited on, massaged, semi-drunk, and completely vegged out ... sort of WIX-proof )

DrFU wrote:Fully blown = a deep red rose, just a smidge past full bloom, but velvety smooth, deeply fragrant, and completely beautiful...

(I'm on a cruise ship getting waited on, massaged, semi-drunk, and completely vegged out ... sort of WIX-proof )

so you have to be a vegtable to be WIX proof? Good God, do you work?


You have been on more trips this year that Charles manson tripped on ACID.

fULLY BLOWN = A rOID FULLY BLOSSOMED OUT pushing and pushing but the constipation is so severe it Prolapses!

Karen Carpenter, I miss your vocals and touching songs, I long to be close to you when I am a God in The Underground!

your lips taste like chapstick.

I want to have muskrat love with you!

WIX wrote:

DrFU wrote:Fully blown = a deep red rose, just a smidge past full bloom, but velvety smooth, deeply fragrant, and completely beautiful...

(I'm on a cruise ship getting waited on, massaged, semi-drunk, and completely vegged out ... sort of WIX-proof )

so you have to be a vegtable to be WIX proof? Good God, do you work?


You have been on more trips this year that Charles manson tripped on ACID.

I took no vacation time at all for SEVEN years until I got tenure; hit the max of days that can be accumulated; decided it was time to live a little (make that a lot)...

Plus road trips are actually cheaper than therapy ...

DrFU wrote:

WIX wrote:

DrFU wrote:Fully blown = a deep red rose, just a smidge past full bloom, but velvety smooth, deeply fragrant, and completely beautiful...

(I'm on a cruise ship getting waited on, massaged, semi-drunk, and completely vegged out ... sort of WIX-proof )

so you have to be a vegtable to be WIX proof? Good God, do you work?


You have been on more trips this year that Charles manson tripped on ACID.

I took no vacation time at all for SEVEN years until I got tenure; hit the max of days that can be accumulated; decided it was time to live a little (make that a lot)...

Plus road trips are actually cheaper than therapy ...

By The way, That Guy Rolando giving you the Massage. He has a crOOked Penise and yes his left eye is a little crooked.

if I packed your bags would you take me a long?

if donuts had no holes we wouldn't have donut sex.

Hot Dogs are soft and flexible to avoid ER calls to have them removed.

Carrots are not soft, see above and make a mental note, they do not allow carrots in prison.

if your sleezy neighbor had a big ass wart on her nose would you suck and chew it off during hot summer out of control sex?

if your wife splattered the toilet bowl as a man would you pee in a circular motion to wash it from the sides for the love of the game?

Welp, that about wraps that up.

Sorry folks, my 3 year old logged on with my pass word and went on this rant.

It will not happen again!

my apologies.

WIX wrote:Welp, that about wraps that up.

Sorry folks, my 3 year old logged on with my pass word and went on this rant.

It will not happen again!

my apologies.

Dude, sounds like you need a road trip ...

DrFU wrote:

WIX wrote:Welp, that about wraps that up.

Sorry folks, my 3 year old logged on with my pass word and went on this rant.

It will not happen again!

my apologies.

Dude, sounds like you need a road trip ...

You didn't notice, I AM ON A TRIP!

WIX wrote:When you think of Fully Blown one may think of the following

1. A very satisfied man
2. a BLOW UP DOLL some 65 year old dude just blew up FULLY and is about to throw it around like a rag doll.
3. A muscle car with a Fully Blown Blower
4. Celine Dions Mouth.
5. STrange thoughts about Angelina Jolie and Bright Red Lipstick
6. hOURS SPENT Praying to the porcelain god fully blowing chunks
7. The movie Dodgeball and a crotch pump.
8. A san francisco "it" with a full stomach after fully Blowing Clients, Or a Montanan and Sheep.

OR, is it just me butt has this place has come a "Fully Blown Circle" in the past 7 months.It use to be you would post here and possibly get totally violated, wallet stolen, hole in your underwear and cuts on your knees.

These days, and correct me if I am wrong. The same thing might happen but you get a Lollipop and a sorry on the way out.

I think it is a great change, nothing like a treat.

This is very weird and at the same time, funny......
What's worse, I understand this and agree.....

WIX wrote:if I packed your bags would you take me a long?

if donuts had no holes we wouldn't have donut sex.

Hot Dogs are soft and flexible to avoid ER calls to have them removed.

Carrots are not soft, see above and make a mental note, they do not allow carrots in prison.

if your sleezy neighbor had a big ass wart on her nose would you suck and chew it off during hot summer out of control sex?

if your wife splattered the toilet bowl as a man would you pee in a circular motion to wash it from the sides for the love of the game?

Never mind Linda, Wixy doesn't need a road trip, he IS a road trip.

Michigan Girl wrote:

WIX wrote:When you think of Fully Blown one may think of the following

1. A very satisfied man
2. a BLOW UP DOLL some 65 year old dude just blew up FULLY and is about to throw it around like a rag doll.
3. A muscle car with a Fully Blown Blower
4. Celine Dions Mouth.
5. STrange thoughts about Angelina Jolie and Bright Red Lipstick
6. hOURS SPENT Praying to the porcelain god fully blowing chunks
7. The movie Dodgeball and a crotch pump.
8. A san francisco "it" with a full stomach after fully Blowing Clients, Or a Montanan and Sheep.

OR, is it just me butt has this place has come a "Fully Blown Circle" in the past 7 months.It use to be you would post here and possibly get totally violated, wallet stolen, hole in your underwear and cuts on your knees.

These days, and correct me if I am wrong. The same thing might happen but you get a Lollipop and a sorry on the way out.

I think it is a great change, nothing like a treat.

This is very weird and at the same time, funny......
What's worse, I understand this and agree.....

Thank you, fabulous, you got it, it had substance even if it was heroin and PCP Angel Dust.

Hell until about 5 minutes ago I even forgot I posted this last night.............a beautiful mind!
red rum....red rum....red rum......