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Postby strangegrey » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:07 am

OK. Today's "talk like a pirate day"...

so tonight's drinking festivities are going to be brought to you by me, your resident scallywag from tortuga.


Who's got the rum!?
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:13 am

My favorite is Ron Rico & Coke. :D
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:23 am

If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts. :P
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:26 am

Rhiannon wrote:If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts. :P


Oh fuck I was supposed to talk like a pirate! :x I suck. Sorry Frank. :lol:
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:28 am

Rick wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts. :P


Oh fuck I was supposed to talk like a pirate! :x I suck. Sorry Frank. :lol:

You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:30 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts. :P


Oh fuck I was supposed to talk like a pirate! :x I suck. Sorry Frank. :lol:

You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:


Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:32 am

Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:


Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:


Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!! :lol:
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Postby Don » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:43 am

We've got a lot of Pirates over in West Hollywood who enjoy cleaning the Poop deck.
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:44 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:


Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:


Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!! :lol:

Participate in this thread I will not. Stupid it is. :D
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:48 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:


Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:


Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!! :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Don » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:50 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:


Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:


Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!! :lol:

Participate in this thread I will not. Stupid it is. :D


Yoda the pirate :lol:
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Re: The Bilge Rat Bar - Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:56 am

strangegrey wrote:Who's got the rum!?


The rum is gone. :cry:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:27 am

if i was in England right now. . and someone says.."hey , lets go get a pint!"..

what would i order?
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:29 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:if i was in England right now. . and someone says.."hey , lets go get a pint!"..

what would i order?


Natty, of course. :lol:
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Postby Don » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:31 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:if i was in England right now. . and someone says.."hey , lets go get a pint!"..

what would i order?


A bacon butty and some mushy peas. :wink:
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Postby Uno_up » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:58 am

I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:10 am

Uno_up wrote:I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?


Is that anything like a "Dirty Sanchez"?
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Postby Don » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:13 am

Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?


Is that anything like a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Did you wash it after you were done?
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Postby Rick » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:15 am

Gunbot wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?


Is that anything like a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Did you wash it after you were done?


I've never been party to one, but one should definitely wash it afterwards. :lol: Definitely.
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Postby strangegrey » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:15 am

It be the hour of 9:15 here in York of New....and I be drunk. Who be with me mateys!?????

Grog and Rum, be my poison of choice!
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Postby strangegrey » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:17 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:


Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:


Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!! :lol:

Participate in this thread I will not. Stupid it is. :D


RWF, royal navy scum Ye be!!! Ye shall eat the scum of scurvy rats and die clutching a moldy rag....
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Postby S2M » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:18 am

I need me a lass who likes t'drink, and be havin' sex....
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Postby DSHinMICH » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:19 am

Same here matey! Working on the drunk part! Ale for
this old sea hag! lol
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Postby strangegrey » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:22 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:I need me a lass who likes t'drink, and be havin' sex....


arent thee one in the same, matey?
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Postby S2M » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:23 am

Anyone who has a problem wi' me, tough bilge water...let's take 't abroadside.....
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:18 pm

Have all the swash bucklers passed out? :lol:
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Postby strangegrey » Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:37 pm

Ye sorry ass bilge ratrs....ye be damned for not taking part in the pirates bilge!
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Postby Moon Beam » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:34 pm

Aye maties please forgive of me, the sauce she slayed me plank like last night.
Got me good winks though.

Sorry Frank that's the best I can do.
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Postby strangegrey » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:39 am

Arrr, me head feels like a cannon ball...
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Postby Arianddu » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:51 pm

strangegrey wrote:Arrr, me head feels like a cannon ball...


I know the feeling - I've just gotten home from going out Friday night. Unfortunately for my head, I was introduced to 'Hair of the Sea Dog' - white rum, vodka, silver tequila, triple sec, blue curacao and lime juice. Well, at least I won't get scurvy...
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