MR

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:07 am**

OK. Today's "talk like a pirate day"...

so tonight's drinking festivities are going to be brought to you by me, your resident scallywag from tortuga.

Who's got the rum!?

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:13 am**

My favorite is Ron Rico & Coke.

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:23 am**

If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts.

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:26 am**

Rhiannon wrote:If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts.

Oh fuck I was supposed to talk like a pirate!

I suck. Sorry Frank. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:28 am**

Rick wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts.

Oh fuck I was supposed to talk like a pirate! I suck. Sorry Frank.

You did it again dumbass!!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:30 am**

RedWingFan wrote:
Rick wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:If ye be needin' a grog wench, there arrrrgh plenty to be found in these parts.

Oh fuck I was supposed to talk like a pirate! I suck. Sorry Frank.

You did it again dumbass!!!

Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:32 am**

Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!!

Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread.

Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:43 am**

We've got a lot of Pirates over in West Hollywood who enjoy cleaning the Poop deck.

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:44 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!!

Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread.

Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!!

Participate in this thread I will not. Stupid it is.

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:48 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!!

Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread.

Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:50 am**

RedWingFan wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!!

Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread.

Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!!

Participate in this thread I will not. Stupid it is.

Yoda the pirate :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:56 am**

strangegrey wrote:Who's got the rum!?

The rum is gone. :cry:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:27 am**

if i was in England right now. . and someone says.."hey , lets go get a pint!"..

what would i order?

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:29 am**

larryfromnextdoor wrote:if i was in England right now. . and someone says.."hey , lets go get a pint!"..

what would i order?

Natty, of course. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:31 am**

larryfromnextdoor wrote:if i was in England right now. . and someone says.."hey , lets go get a pint!"..

what would i order?

A bacon butty and some mushy peas. :wink:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:58 am**

I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:10 am**

Uno_up wrote:I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?

Is that anything like a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:13 am**

Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?

Is that anything like a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Did you wash it after you were done?

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:15 am**

Gunbot wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:I gave a girl a "dirty pirate" once.
Can I post that here?

Is that anything like a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Did you wash it after you were done?

I've never been party to one, but one should definitely wash it afterwards. :lol:

Definitely.

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:15 am**

It be the hour of 9:15 here in York of New....and I be drunk. Who be with me mateys!?????

Grog and Rum, be my poison of choice!

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:17 am**

RedWingFan wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:You did it again dumbass!!!

Argg! I'm not a thinkin I've got the knack for this here thread.

Avast! Both of ye needin to be knocking the barnacles outta yer skulls, lest the Cap'n put ye on poop deck duties!!

Participate in this thread I will not. Stupid it is.

RWF, royal navy scum Ye be!!! Ye shall eat the scum of scurvy rats and die clutching a moldy rag....

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:18 am**

I need me a lass who likes t'drink, and be havin' sex....

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:19 am**

Same here matey! Working on the drunk part! Ale for
this old sea hag! lol

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:22 am**

StocktontoMalone wrote:I need me a lass who likes t'drink, and be havin' sex....

arent thee one in the same, matey?

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:23 am**

Anyone who has a problem wi' me, tough bilge water...let's take 't abroadside.....

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:18 pm**

Have all the swash bucklers passed out? :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:37 pm**

Ye sorry ass bilge ratrs....ye be damned for not taking part in the pirates bilge!

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:34 pm**

Aye maties please forgive of me, the sauce she slayed me plank like last night.
Got me good winks though.

Sorry Frank that's the best I can do.

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:39 am**

Arrr, me head feels like a cannon ball...

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:51 pm**

strangegrey wrote:Arrr, me head feels like a cannon ball...

I know the feeling - I've just gotten home from going out Friday night. Unfortunately for my head, I was introduced to 'Hair of the Sea Dog' - white rum, vodka, silver tequila, triple sec, blue curacao and lime juice. Well, at least I won't get scurvy...

MR

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