MR

3) Hi, you got a boyfriend? Want one?
2) You must be exhausted, you've been running around in my head all day...
1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Did you wash your clothes in Windex? No, that's odd, cause I can see myself in them.

PowerChords wrote:If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Did you wash your clothes in Windex? No, that's odd, cause I can see myself in them.

Oh sweep me off my FEET! LOL! Steve Perry had one to this day I cannot get, maybe someday I will.

He asked the girl on the line were her shoes off, she said yes, he said can you wiggle the toes a little, she said yes, then he said,"If the toes are liberated, the girl is free!" Ok, help me here..........He was on a radio show and they asked him his favorite pick up line he had heard.

I don't pick people up.......

Screw the top 3, I'm just gonna put this list



1. Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

2. I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

3. Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?

4. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

6. "Do you have any Hungarian in you?"

"No."

"Would you like some?"

7. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

8. "hey come here" (with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you)

Girl comes over.

"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"

9. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

10. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

11. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

13. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."

14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.

Michigan Girl wrote:I don't pick people up.......

Yup, already taken. No need for lines. Besides who falls for that crap anyway? They always sound cheezy!

PowerChords wrote:Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

That one must get you laid a lot. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that you're single


John from Boston

I had one used on me that I really enjoyed although I can't remember it exactly but it had something to do with sweet Georgia tea....SG will have to help me out here when he gets back.

"In the 80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by eleven... GIGGITY!"

Gunbot,
#7 was cute. The rest........... Funny though!

I would laugh at ALL of them .....and #6 is an easy"YES"....where do you go from there?

Michigan Girl wrote:and #6 is an easy"YES"....where do you go from there?

Perhaps "Are you hungry for more"?


John from Boston

Enigma869 wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:and #6 is an easy"YES"....where do you go from there?

Perhaps "Are you hungry for more"?


John from Boston

LMAO....................

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

Caught the "fine print" Did you see Steve Perry's pick up line above?

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

You'll have to be gentle, it might be Steve's first time teabagging.

Gunbot wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

You'll have to be gentle, it might be Steve's first time teabagging.

He's old... he could batwing across a room.

just being nice and yourself works, some times.

Rick

lights1961 wrote:just being nice and yourself works, some times.

Rick

Worked for my husband.

artist4perry wrote:

lights1961 wrote:just being nice and yourself works, some times.

Rick

Worked for my husband.

yep he probably wasnt TRYING to PICK you up...that is the key...

Research has shown that the simple word "HI" works best - though in my case I have often replaced that one word pick up line with the word "PLEASE!?" and acheived an equally ineffective unsatisfactory result .

If all fails try the eddie murphy method. Walk down the street and ask 100 women if they wanna go to bed with you. The 99 slaps on your face will hurt like hell, but that 100th repsonse ....

lights1961 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

lights1961 wrote:just being nice and yourself works, some times.

Rick

Worked for my husband.

yep he probably wasnt TRYING to PICK you up...that is the key...

He actually saw me at a ball game. I was trying to look away when a guy came out of the dugout scratching himself. I looked over my shoulder, Dan saw me looking his way, and came down the bleachers to start a conversation. He said, "Hi, my name Is Danny!" Our lives have been innertwined ever since. Your right, he wanted to get to know me.

Rhiannon wrote:

Gunbot wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

You'll have to be gentle, it might be Steve's first time teabagging.

He's old... he could batwing across a room.

If I said "Then call me Batgirl" would that be funny as hell, or sick as hell??

bluejeangirl76 wrote:If I said "Then call me Batgirl" would that be funny as hell, or sick as hell??

It would explain your fascination with Batman.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:

Gunbot wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

You'll have to be gentle, it might be Steve's first time teabagging.

He's old... he could batwing across a room.

If I said "Then call me Batgirl" would that be funny as hell, or sick as hell??

i would ask if you could catch grounders too.

1. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

2. Guy: When were you born?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I just want to know what day God worked the hardest.

3. You're so gorgeous, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.

lights1961 wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:

Gunbot wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:1) WOW...FOUR Depp Movies....I'm Impressed!

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?


I don't have any pick up lines. Don't need 'em.

(wait I do have just one... "Hi Steve Perry, I'm half your age and they're still pointing up. Want a ride home?" I haven't been able to use it though.)

You'll have to be gentle, it might be Steve's first time teabagging.

He's old... he could batwing across a room.

If I said "Then call me Batgirl" would that be funny as hell, or sick as hell??

i would ask if you could catch grounders too.

Grounders, eh? Sorry to hear that. Be careful not to trip, bro.

Enigma869 wrote:

PowerChords wrote:Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

That one must get you laid a lot. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that you're single


John from Boston

STM asked "Your to three pick-up lines" and not "Your top three pick-up lines you use". I have never used nor felt the need to use a pick up line.
Happily married here w/ 2 adorable kids.

John from Palo Alto

Michigan Girl wrote:I don't pick people up.......

Ah come on ,I Dont weigh much

stevew2 wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:I don't pick people up.......

Ah come on ,I Dont weigh much

LMAO!!!!
In that case I'll PM you a line, when I think of one.....let me know if it works!!!