MR

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:59 am**

Today is Friday. Normally I'm at work, but goodness gracious my boss's blessed little heart he allowed me to have the day off while at the same time berating me via email. Ain't that precious?

A word to wise boss's everywhere sometimes chocolate isn't chocolate..... But it's fun finding out just the same. Right Perry Peeps? Can I get an ALMOND?

Seeing that it's my day off, I do what any good non working girl would do - run to the gym to work off my ASS ANGER.

Picture it. Tall lean girl doing her walking lunges when a kindly? old man starts to make conversation:

Kindly Old Man: For someone so lean your legs must be strong. How much weight were you throwing there? He says as he points to one of the weight machines.

Tall Lean Girl: 190.

Kindly Old Man: Wow!!!

Tall Lean Girl: How long have you been working out here?

Kindly Old Man: Five days.

Tall LEAN Girl: Cool.

Kindly Old Man: Where do you live.

Talll Lean Girl: Off ### Street. You?

Kindly Old Man: ##33 Estates. I moved down here 6 years ago from DC. Worked in governement as X. (Also find out that his wife is passed. We shoot the breeze over politics. No, he isn't voting for Obama thank you very much. Believe him to be a Muslim).

Tall LEAN Girl: DC to ####. That must be different.

Kindly Old Man: Says he really likes it here. (Here is where the situation gets twisted). I'm seeing this 82 year old lady. (He's 90)

Tall Lean Girl : Awe. You don't look a day over 70.

Kindly Old Man: You have a husband?

Tall Lean Girl: No.

Kindly Old Man: A boyfriend?

Tall Lean Girl: NO.

Kindly Old Man: You? Hard to believe, ya da ya da.

PERVERTED Old Man: Then he says something about how his 82 year old lady friend takes care of him sexually and he's seeing some other woman who lives in the mountains. Older women are great in bed.... I don't think it was exactly in those terms, uhm, he was kind of mumbling at this point. I'm pretty sure it was WAY TWISTED THOUGH.. And his eyes were kind of glassy. I'm thinking from VIAGRA...

Tall LEAN GIRL: At this point, I'm just trying to think of a graceful way out of this situation short of batting an old man over the head and him screaming bloody elder abuse ....

PERVERTED OLD MAN: Have you ever had a serious relationship? You know where you were compatible.

Tall Lean Girl: Nice meeting you. Bye....

Note to self, stop being so nice.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:02 am**

They never get too old to not get a hint do they? LOL! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:03 am**

That dude rocks!!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:05 am**

Saint John wrote:That dude rocks!!!

Perverted old minds think alike, eh, bro? :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:05 am**

Saint John wrote:That dude rocks!!!

Why am I not surprised? OMG! I just met you at 90!! :shock:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:06 am**

Saint John wrote:That dude rocks!!!

Why am I not surprised? OMG! I just met you at 90!! :shock:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:12 am**

moral of the story...go to work.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:14 am**

LMAO!!!
I'm thinking he was seriously impressed by the 190!!! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:16 am**

Maui Tom wrote:moral of the story...go to work.

I already had the day off. The beratement was seperate from the day off. Moral of the story, work out at your usual time.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:17 am**

scarygirl wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:moral of the story...go to work.

I already had the day off. The beratement was seperate from the day off. Moral of the story, work out at your usual time.

so...190 huh?

What are you wearing right ...now?

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:18 am**

Michigan Girl wrote:LMAO!!!
I'm thinking he was seriously impressed by the 190!!!

Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't resort to: See this paperclip? I can lift it over the top of my head without so much as a weeze.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:20 am**

Maui Tom wrote:
scarygirl wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:moral of the story...go to work.

I already had the day off. The beratement was seperate from the day off. Moral of the story, work out at your usual time.

so...190 huh?

What are you wearing right ...now?

Ugh. Think Mrs. Roper.... :lol:

Tank top and hot pants... LMAO.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:21 am**

scarygirl wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
scarygirl wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:moral of the story...go to work.

I already had the day off. The beratement was seperate from the day off. Moral of the story, work out at your usual time.

so...190 huh?

What are you wearing right ...now?

Ugh. Think Mrs. Roper.... Tank top and hot pants... LMAO.

hey...me too!

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:17 am**

Maui Tom wrote:
scarygirl wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
scarygirl wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:moral of the story...go to work.

I already had the day off. The beratement was seperate from the day off. Moral of the story, work out at your usual time.

so...190 huh?

What are you wearing right ...now?

Ugh. Think Mrs. Roper.... Tank top and hot pants... LMAO.

hey...me too!

Animal!

later~

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:19 am**

What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:23 am**

Smoothie wrote:What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Probably trolling for strong young ladies to lift him into the tub and bathe him. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:16 am**

Smoothie wrote:What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Gum her to death.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:20 am**

vote for Barack

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:27 am**

Smoothie wrote:What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Send her on a diaper run.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:07 am**

Viagra~ making old men dream the imposible dream...................... :wink:

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:36 am**

artist4perry wrote:Viagra~ making old men dream the imposible dream......................

And making old women less cranky.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:11 pm**

brandonpfn wrote:vote for Barack

Anytime.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:08 pm**

,scarygirl became sexygirl.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:39 pm**

artist4perry wrote:Viagra~ making old men dream the imposible dream......................

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:55 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
Smoothie wrote:What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Gum her to death.

Omg. I just barfed a little. That's just :shock:

Something like this happened to my sister once, only it was much more blatant and disgusting than what the man said to s.g. (not that that wasn't gross also)... this old man from the neighborhood, about in the 88-92 range (I don't remember exactly) said to her "hey you wanna fuck?" She was about 14 years old at the time, btw.

My mom called the police on the guy (he was hanging around our house and he came INTO our yard). They took him home and told my mom he was just a confused old man. BULLSHIT. He knew exactly what he was doing. He played the confused old man for the cops, is all. He lived a block away and I was TERRIFIED of him from that day on (I was about 8 when this happened).

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:01 am**

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:27 am**

Rhiannon wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Viagra~ making old men dream the imposible dream......................

And making old women less cranky.

Or have more headaches! :wink:

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:34 am**

StoneCold wrote:

LOL! Yes exactly. I HATE that character. CREEPS me right out.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:32 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Smoothie wrote:What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Gum her to death.

Omg. I just barfed a little. That's just

Something like this happened to my sister once, only it was much more blatant and disgusting than what the man said to s.g. (not that that wasn't gross also)... this old man from the neighborhood, about in the 88-92 range (I don't remember exactly) said to her "hey you wanna fuck?" She was about 14 years old at the time, btw.

My mom called the police on the guy (he was hanging around our house and he came INTO our yard). They took him home and told my mom he was just a confused old man. BULLSHIT. He knew exactly what he was doing. He played the confused old man for the cops, is all. He lived a block away and I was TERRIFIED of him from that day on (I was about 8 when this happened).

Sounds like a pedophile to me. Discusting.

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:34 am**

scarygirl wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Smoothie wrote:What could a 90 year old guy possible do to tall lean woman who could handle 190lb of iron?

Gum her to death.

Omg. I just barfed a little. That's just

Something like this happened to my sister once, only it was much more blatant and disgusting than what the man said to s.g. (not that that wasn't gross also)... this old man from the neighborhood, about in the 88-92 range (I don't remember exactly) said to her "hey you wanna fuck?" She was about 14 years old at the time, btw.

My mom called the police on the guy (he was hanging around our house and he came INTO our yard). They took him home and told my mom he was just a confused old man. BULLSHIT. He knew exactly what he was doing. He played the confused old man for the cops, is all. He lived a block away and I was TERRIFIED of him from that day on (I was about 8 when this happened).

Sounds like a pedophile to me. Disgusting.

Pedo's need to be castrated, period.

MR

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