MR

Well......it's 4:40pm here on the east coast, and I'm on my second Capt Morgan & Coke....as all of the kiddies keep knocking on my door looking for candy. I've decided to start the boozefestin' one hour earlier than 5...since, well....we're turning back the clocks this weekend anyway.

Plus, kids constantly knocking on my door and the fucking dog barking...its the least I can do to get myself through this fucking day without pulling out my hair. I'm going to start making little bite sized ex-lax packages and dropping them into candy bags...



So what's everyone drinking this weekend???.....bar's open!

Well, I have my son for the weekend, so it'll be what it has been for the past 10 + years....Soda, milk, and juice.....haven't had a lick since he was born.

Plenty of candy though. Goes through me before he gets ANY of it.....

StocktontoMalone wrote:Well, I have my son for the weekend, so it'll be what it has been for the past 10 + years....Soda, milk, and juice.....haven't had a lick since he was born.

Plenty of candy though. Goes through me before he gets ANY of it.....

I hope you mean that figuratively and not literally!

Arianddu wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Well, I have my son for the weekend, so it'll be what it has been for the past 10 + years....Soda, milk, and juice.....haven't had a lick since he was born.

Plenty of candy though. Goes through me before he gets ANY of it.....

I hope you mean that figuratively and not literally!

Clever...