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OT: Honeymoon is over - horse race!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:11 pm
by Deb

Re: OT: Honeymoon is over - horse race!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:13 pm
by Michigan Girl
Deb wrote:LMAO! :lol: Warning: language

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Zl9t8o6Es


I am LMAO!!!!!Thanks, Deb!!! :wink:

Sorta along the same line as hallway sex, etc....... :shock:

5 Kinds of sex
# The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

# The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

# The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

# The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

# There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Re: OT: Honeymoon is over - horse race!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:34 pm
by annpea
Michigan Girl wrote:
Deb wrote:LMAO! :lol: Warning: language

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Zl9t8o6Es


I am LMAO!!!!!Thanks, Deb!!! :wink:

Sorta along the same line as hallway sex, etc....... :shock:

5 Kinds of sex
# The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

# The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

# The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

# The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

# There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
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