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WTF is wrong with people??? What a stupid fuck.

Vicar Undergoes Surgery to Extract Potato From Anus
A 50 year old clergyman was admitted to Sheffield's Northern General Hospital with a potato stuck in his backside after he allegedly fell onto the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The A&E nurse who dealt with the embarrassed vicar, Trudi Watson told reporters " it's not for me to question his story" and added that the man underwent surgery to extract the spud from his anus.


http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=74454

http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/193890.html


John from Boston

Enigma869 wrote:WTF is wrong with people??? What a stupid fuck.

Vicar Undergoes Surgery to Extract Potato From Anus
A 50 year old clergyman was admitted to Sheffield's Northern General Hospital with a potato stuck in his backside after he allegedly fell onto the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

YEAH, RIGHT!

That's almost as good as "honey, I tripped and fell and landed inside this girl in our bed"

bluejeangirl76 wrote:YEAH, RIGHT!

Yeah...His story about hanging the curtains definitely wasn't remotely believeable. Although, I have to admit that I love the fact that there are so many dumb fucks in the world to keep me laughing my ass off!!! This is one of the funniest stories I've ever read!


John from Boston

Vicars don't have to be celibate so I wonder what his excuse is for using his ass as a vegtable pantry.

I must wear clothes way more often than most people. I heard of a man that came into one of our local ED's complaining of a cucumber lodged in his rectum. The story was that he was making a salad-on the couch-naked, when the phone rang; he got up to answer it then came back to the couch-naked-and sat on the cucumber which was apparently positioned just right so that when he sat down the cucumber just slipped right in.

I don't think I've ever hung curtains or made a salad, on the couch, nude.

Gunbot wrote:I wonder what his excuse is for using his ass as a vegtable pantry.

I nominate this line as an immediate inductee into the MR Hall Of Fame! Funny shit, dude


John from Boston

Ehwmatt wrote:That's almost as good as "honey, I tripped and fell and landed inside this girl in our bed"

Reminds of this video/song. Ya right..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl5PCPRZSgo

Deb wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:That's almost as good as "honey, I tripped and fell and landed inside this girl in our bed"

Reminds of this video/song. Ya right..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl5PCPRZSgo

Haha... I had Eminem (I think?) in mind. I think the line from his song about a cheating girl is something along the lines of "What? Tripped, fell, landed on his dick?"

Rap of any kind isn't my bag, but I remember my friends thinking it was hilarious back in the day

He should have told them he was playing Mr. Potato with his ass.

Does it julienne or crinkle-cut?

was the potato wrapped in duct tape?

A potato??? Ah come on!

Was it peeled or el natural?

The internet is a great thing. I really didn't need to hear this. I have a friend that works in the ER and while she never gives specifics, I guess this shouldn't surprise.

Assed potatoes, anyone?

wonder if he shit sour cream and chives?

I, can never look at a potato the same anymore. (crying)

Rhiannon wrote:Assed potatoes, anyone?

Haha, baked and served fresh. Straight out of your local priests asscrack

My mother even laughed when she read this, hahaha

One of my nursing friends worked in an ER, and had a similar story, but it was a shampoo bottle, and the guy said he slipped and fell in the shower, and that shampoo bottle just went right up there, lol. I worked night shifts in med-surg before moving to pediatrics, and used to see some crazy stuff there too, but the ER is the best for crazy stories, lol.

Poor guy is hanging curtains and falls on a potato that's coincidentally already covered in anal lube. You can't get more unlucky than that.

Melissa wrote:One of my nursing friends worked in an ER, and had a similar story, but it was a shampoo bottle, and the guy said he slipped and fell in the shower, and that shampoo bottle just went right up there, lol. I worked night shifts in med-surg before moving to pediatrics, and used to see some crazy stuff there too, but the ER is the best for crazy stories, lol.

Are these people just too cheap to buy a real sex toy? Good lord, they're shipped in plain packaging, just go buy the ones that designed for that kind of activity. Seriously, go ahead... what you do with your ass is your business, we won't tell anyone. Unless you end up in the ER with veggies in your kiester... then we tell EVERYONE.

I saw pictures on a shock website once of a doctor removing not only a potato but also a jelly jar (full jar... Kroger brand... grape) removed from a dude's tailpipe. This store made me think of that and I pulled the site up - and they're still there.

Rick wrote:Poor guy is hanging curtains and falls on a potato that's coincidentally already covered in anal lube. You can't get more unlucky than that.

Not only that... he fell on a potato that was accidentally lubed up AND standing up on end... now just WHAT are the odds.

Deb wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:That's almost as good as "honey, I tripped and fell and landed inside this girl in our bed"

Reminds of this video/song. Ya right..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl5PCPRZSgo

lol...............

If he really WAS hanging curtains in the nude, I feel especially sorry for his neighbors! Can you imagine? There is not ONE person in my neighborhood that I want to see in that way!

jrnychick wrote:If he really WAS hanging curtains in the nude, I feel especially sorry for his neighbors! Can you imagine? There is not ONE person in my neighborhood that I want to see in that way!

Kinda like, UGLY NAKED GUY from FRIENDS.... :shock:

Enigma869 wrote:WTF is wrong with people??? What a stupid fuck.

Vicar Undergoes Surgery to Extract Potato From Anus
A 50 year old clergyman was admitted to Sheffield's Northern General Hospital with a potato stuck in his backside after he allegedly fell onto the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The A&E nurse who dealt with the embarrassed vicar, Trudi Watson told reporters " it's not for me to question his story" and added that the man underwent surgery to extract the spud from his anus.


http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=74454

http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/193890.html


John from Boston

Homophobe.

Now, where was that potato....kitchen, living room, dining room, bedroom?....what room was he hanging curtains in?, and why was a potato near curtains....that is the question????

We, need to get to the bottom of this story; it sounds a little half baked to me.

annpea wrote:We, need to get to the bottom of this story; it sounds a little half baked to me.

maybe only par-boiled lol