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Real or not... That entire read is hilarious


http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got- ... cs-877461/

Hmmm, the bride appears to have a receding hairline. And despite waiting till marriage to lose his virginity, apparently they got married because a little freak is on the way...

I'm crying bogus. But amusing in a sick, guilty kind of way.

My favorite line of that entire read was someone saying: with a head like that bitch doesn't have dreams she has movies

T-Bone wrote:My favorite line of that entire read was someone saying: with a head like that bitch doesn't have dreams she has movies

OUCH!!

Fucking hilarious!!! I needed that.


That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

Great line too!

"Lucky bastard. Some guys just have it like that."

HIJACK!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rG0P_FONlg

"I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God."

"Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies"

Color me shocked.

Um.....

It's WAAAAY too early for April Fool's Day.... ..........

ROTFLMAO. That was the funniest thing Ive read since.. oh two minutes ago when I read that thread where Deano jumpted into Grannys body and started talking. Ive read but two threads tonight, and I ve pissed my shorts, snorted Guiness at the keyboard and split my sides wide open. Despite the mess I think I needed it. ! Thank you Melodic Rock.com Journey forum.

ebake02 wrote:
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

That had to be Rockindeano that wrote that.

Saint John wrote:

ebake02 wrote:
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

That had to be Rockindeano that wrote that.

Rick wrote:

Saint John wrote:

ebake02 wrote:
That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

That had to be Rockindeano that wrote that.

I thought the exact same thing!!!!!

i am a stout girl, but those are some large ladies.

Game. Set. Match.

lol @ Nora.

What can be said about this one?

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StocktontoMalone wrote:What can be said about this one?

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What's Bill Cosby doing there?

48 pages now!!!

Estemachine wrote:Holly fuck, I didn't know you could fit so many woman in one dress.

Read the last post on the bottom of page 4...
(that's as far as I went. I'm not about to look through all that). There's no way this is real.

Someone stole a pack of pictures from Walmart and posted them all. That's what I see going on.

Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.

T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.

you were there??? HAHAHA no way that is real..

Yes... they are all over the internet already. If you read through that site, they even have their MySpace pages up

T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.

That's what I meant... real pics, but someone else posting them and making up the story.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.

That's what I meant... real pics, but someone else posting them and making up the story.

I'm thinking his story might be better than the real one.

Gunbot wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

T-Bone wrote:Actually, those are indeed real and the couple is real. The guy who posted them on that forum was playing like they were him, but that was it.

That's what I meant... real pics, but someone else posting them and making up the story.

I'm thinking his story might be better than the real one.

sometimes though you CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP...

Nobody should ever feel lonely again after seeing this because it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is someone for everyone.