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OT: Piano Found in Woods

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:01 pm
by Voyager
(CNN) -- Was it a theft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a piano, in good working condition, in the middle of the woods.

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A police officer examines an oddly placed piano in the woods of Harwich, Massachusetts.

Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the Baldwin Acrosonic piano, model number 987, is intact -- and, apparently, in tune.

Sgt. Adam Hutton of the Harwich Police Department said information has been broadcast to all the other police departments in the Cape Cod area in hopes of drumming up a clue, however minor it may be.

But so far, the investigation is flat.

Also of note: Near the mystery piano -- serial number 733746 -- was a bench, positioned as though someone was about to play.

The piano was at the end of a dirt road, near a walking path to a footbridge in the middle of conservation land near the Cape.

It took a handful of police to move the piano into a vehicle to transport it to storage, so it would appear that putting it into the woods took more than one person.

Asked whether Harwich police will be holding a holiday party in the storage bay -- tickling the ivories, pouring eggnog -- while they await word of the piano's origin and fate, Hutton laughed. No such plans.

Harwich police have had some fun, though. Among the photos they sent to the news media is one of Officer Derek Dutra examining the piano in the woods. The police entitled the photo "Liberace."


Friga?

:lol:

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:03 pm
by Don
Was stevew2 found underneath it?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:07 pm
by JH'sTXfan
Gunbot wrote:Was stevew2 found underneath it?


in it.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:12 pm
by Don
JH'sTXfan wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Was stevew2 found underneath it?


in it.

Probably no longer tight as a drum either.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:21 pm
by stevew2
Gunbot wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Was stevew2 found underneath it?


in it.

Probably no longer tight as a drum either.
Thats funny as shit I am still tight, you dick bobbler,it couldnt have been there that long. Any piano left in woods would turn to the shit,{Like Titos Malibu}That beening said, a Baldwin Acrosonic, is a good fuckin piano.it is on the upper end of a great "home piano".If it was a Kimball,that fucker would have maggets on that fucker. Gb could you kiss my shaft when you arise in the morning???

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:27 pm
by Don
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Was stevew2 found underneath it?


in it.

Probably no longer tight as a drum either.
Thats funny as shit I am still tight, you dick bobbler,it couldnt have been there that long. Any piano left in woods would turn to the shit,{Like Titos Malibu}That beening said, a Baldwin Acrosonic, is a good fuckin piano.it is on the upper end of a great "home piano".If it was a Kimball,that fucker would have maggets on that fucker. Gb could you kiss my shaft when you arise in the morning???

Did you wash your hands after eating those cheetos? Orange shafts are very unsightly.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:29 pm
by stevew2
i always wash my hands{and stuff}

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:31 pm
by Don
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Arianddu will appreciate it if you ever go hunting for her rack.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:32 pm
by stevew2
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Ari will appreciate if you ever go hunting for her rack.
i want to see them Nipps{if ya know what i mean

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:37 pm
by Don
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Ari will appreciate if you ever go hunting for her rack.
i want to see them Nipps{if ya know what i mean

Are you talking about short Japanese people. Go take Tito to the Toyota dealer to trade in that Malibu and maybe you'll see some.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:39 pm
by stevew2
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Ari will appreciate if you ever go hunting for her rack.
i want to see them Nipps{if ya know what i mean

Are you talking about short Japanese people. Go take Tito to the Toyota dealer to trade in that Malibu and maybe you'll see some.
Nipples you fucker

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:42 pm
by Don
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Ari will appreciate if you ever go hunting for her rack.
i want to see them Nipps{if ya know what i mean

Are you talking about short Japanese people. Go take Tito to the Toyota dealer to trade in that Malibu and maybe you'll see some.
Nipples you fucker

Japanese nipples? The ones I've chewed on are like the rubber erasers you put on the end of a pencil.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:49 pm
by stevew2
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Ari will appreciate if you ever go hunting for her rack.
i want to see them Nipps{if ya know what i mean

Are you talking about short Japanese people. Go take Tito to the Toyota dealer to trade in that Malibu and maybe you'll see some.
Nipples you fucker

Japanese nipples? The ones I've chewed on are like the rubber erasers you put on the end of a pencil.
Gb sometimes girls like when you you do that shit

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:55 pm
by Angel
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Ari will appreciate if you ever go hunting for her rack.
i want to see them Nipps{if ya know what i mean

Are you talking about short Japanese people. Go take Tito to the Toyota dealer to trade in that Malibu and maybe you'll see some.
Nipples you fucker

Japanese nipples? The ones I've chewed on are like the rubber erasers you put on the end of a pencil.
Gb sometimes girls like when you you do that shit

Steve's been reading Penhouse again.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:55 pm
by Don
Are we talking about girls or cats now?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:59 pm
by stevew2
Gunbot wrote:Are we talking about girls or cats now?
chewey nipples Gb

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:05 pm
by Don
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Are we talking about girls or cats now?
chewey nipples Gb

Good stuff, that is.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:08 pm
by stevew2
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Are we talking about girls or cats now?
chewey nipples Gb

Good stuff, that is.
i like a good chewer{if ya know what i mean}

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:39 pm
by bluejeangirl76
stevew2 wrote:chewey nipples Gb



That was the single most random thing you have ever said dude. :shock: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:57 pm
by Arianddu
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:i always wash my hands{and stuff}

Arianddu will appreciate it if you ever go hunting for her rack.


I suddenly feel like a deer under threat of being stuffed and mounted.

(And I'm just waiting to see what stevew2 makes of that set up!!)

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:59 pm
by Arianddu
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Are we talking about girls or cats now?
chewey nipples Gb


OW! Nipples should not be chewed!!!!!

Hey Stevie-Woo, this is for you:

Why don't men make eye-contact with women?
Breasts don't have eyes.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:33 pm
by stevew2
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:chewey nipples Gb



That was the single most random thing you have ever said dude. :shock: :lol:
isnt it good??

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:35 pm
by stevew2
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Are we talking about girls or cats now?
chewey nipples Gb


OW! Nipples should not be chewed!!!!!

Hey Stevie-Woo, this is for you:

Why don't men make eye-contact with women?
Breasts don't have eyes.
crunch crunch ???

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:54 pm
by Arianddu
stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Are we talking about girls or cats now?
chewey nipples Gb


OW! Nipples should not be chewed!!!!!

Hey Stevie-Woo, this is for you:

Why don't men make eye-contact with women?
Breasts don't have eyes.
crunch crunch ???


"Get chore crunchy wolfs nipples, they're luvverly!"
Sorry, been watching too much Monty Python!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:04 am
by strangegrey
Wonder if it's the upright Babe Ruth reportedly wheeled out onto a frozen lake in the dead of winter and left to sink...