On the first day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
A Wombat in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My MelRock sent to me
Seven years a-touring,
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
The Catalog a-milking,
Seven years a-touring,
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Manilow Botox-ing,
The Catalog a-milking,
Seven years a-touring,
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Legacy Label a-“cha-ching”ing,
Manilow Botox-ing,
The Catalog a-milking,
Seven years a-touring,
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Crying "Wolf" & griping,
Legacy Label a-“cha-ching”ing,
Manilow Botox-ing,
The Catalog a-milking,
Seven years a-touring,
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Twelve Deen’s a-drumming,
Crying "Wolf" & griping,
Legacy Label a-“cha-ching”ing,
Manilow Botox-ing,
The Catalog a-milking,
Seven years a-touring,
Six Axe-Geezers Slaying,
Arneeeellll….who can REALLY SING!
Four flipping-“birds”,
Three Rick-Rolls,
Tito & Friga in loooooooooooooooove……
And a WOOMMMMBBBAAATT INNNN A PEEEEEAAARRR TRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
LET THE FESTIVITIES CONTINUE!! CHEERS!!!! \~/
