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Detroit Lions football practice was delayed nearly two hours this afternoon after a player reported finding an unknown white powder substance on the practice field. Head coach Rod Marinelli immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called in to investigate.

After doing a complete analysis, Michigan State Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed after the forensic experts decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

StocktontoMalone wrote:Detroit Lions football practice was delayed nearly two hours this afternoon after a player reported finding an unknown white powder substance on the practice field. Head coach Rod Marinelli immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called in to investigate.

After doing a complete analysis, Michigan State Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed after the forensic experts decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

I am LMAO!!! :wink:

A friend of mine had 2 Lions/Indy tickets in his car. Some one broke in... Now he has 8.

StocktontoMalone wrote:A friend of mine had 2 Lions/Indy tickets in his car. Some one broke in... Now he has 8.

STOP!!

StocktontoMalone wrote:A friend of mine had 2 Lions/Indy tickets in his car. Some one broke in... Now he has 8.

Ok now that one was funny.

StocktontoMalone wrote:A friend of mine had 2 Lions/Indy tickets in his car. Some one broke in... Now he has 8.

DAMN classic...

BTW that joke is as old as when the Packers were at 4-12 a few years ago...
insert any crap team for that one... but CLASSIC none the less!!

lights1961 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:A friend of mine had 2 Lions/Indy tickets in his car. Some one broke in... Now he has 8.

DAMN classic...

BTW that joke is as old as when the Packers were at 4-12 a few years ago...
insert any crap team for that one... but CLASSIC none the less!!

See, I didn't think that joke was intended for the Lions, it does sound like a Packer's joke....

Detroit, MI - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom Detroit drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his
grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DETROIT LIONS, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of
beating anyone.

StocktontoMalone wrote:Detroit, MI - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom Detroit drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his
grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DETROIT LIONS, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of
beating anyone.

another old Packer joke... insert crap team!!

Heres one....


The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Detroit Lions are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived

Don't know enough American teams to translate this one, so you'll have to live with it as a UK football (soccer) joke.

What three teams have swear-words in their name?

Arsenal

Scunthorpe

And Fucking West Ham United!

old joke. Annual joke that goes to the shittiest team in the league.

Funny stuff!!

Although I hesitate to laugh at any team.....I'm a Browns fan!!