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Deano got me thinking about serious issues this morning. As men, we are frequently the recipients of ridicule and slander by our female counterparts. So, in light of this fact, I hereby declare this the MAN LAW thread. For the lone purpose of shedding some light for our sometimes - better halves.

Man Law #1 - Flirting is such a touchy topic with women. When men flirt, we know what we are doing, it may not seem like there is any method to the madness - but there is. So Man Law 1 states: Women shall allow men to flirt, regardless of the seemingly juvenile way in which it looks.

Do we women get to add our own?

Arianddu wrote:Do we women get to add our own?

Nope, just stand idly by and beg for one of us men to impose our will upon you broads.

ProgRocker53 wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Do we women get to add our own?

Nope, just stand idly by and beg for one of us men to impose our will upon you broads.

Ah. So standard BBQ rules apply. Which means you impose and we ignore.

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Man Law #1 - Flirting is such a touchy topic with women. When men flirt, we know what we are doing, it may not seem like there is any method to the madness - but there is. So Man Law 1 states: Women shall allow men to flirt, regardless of the seemingly juvenile way in which it looks.

Indeed my friend all this talk of peace and love and purity on this sites got me thinking to. This is what I think of your flirting law:

Think about it this way As Don Henley opined, "Dont you know that women are the only works of art?"

If you take this as a given, men MUST flirt. After all we all have a fundamental need to be cultured. If men didnt flirt they would have to fulfill their need for culture in some other way - such as thinking dark thoughts about women, or staring at them wide opened mouthed with a stream of drool running down from ones lips... That wouldnt be good - men would be wither moral monsters, locked up for acting insanely or branded as perverts for staring.

Instead men burn off a bit of stem flirting. Look at the Italians , low divorce rate, low rate of unwanted pregnancy. It cause they flirt, it completely fulfulls that need for culture. That is of course why there is nothing like the sistine chapel, opera, paintings by Carvaggio in Italy (but I will ignore some empirical data which doesnt fit my hypotheses)

Of course Don Henley might NOT have been 100%. He also said something like "I found out a long time ago what a woman can do to your soul aw but she cant take you anywhere you dont already know how to go". That would appear to be contradiction, and thus blows my theory out of the water.....hell I just confused myself now. I think I need a drink to clear my logikal processes..

Arianddu wrote:Do we women get to add our own?

Sure.....and Men, feel free to add some more Man Laws....that was the point of this thread....

As men, you should recognise that women check out men far more often than men check out women. However, the reason why a woman will complain should she catch you looking at another woman is because you got caught!

Learn from the subtly of women, my friends. Trust me, your wife, girlfriend or other female companion will be perving on every fanciable male in the vicinity, but you are unable to complain, because you will never catch her doing it!

Arianddu wrote:As men, you should recognise that women check out men far more often than men check out women. However, the reason why a woman will complain should she catch you looking at another woman is because you got caught!

Learn from the subtly of women, my friends. Trust me, your wife, girlfriend or other female companion will be perving on every fanciable male in the vicinity, but you are unable to complain, because you will never catch her doing it!

manlaw #2 if you are on the golf course with your buddies and a cute girl comes over with the beer cart she will flirt with you only because she wants you to BUY BEER... not because she wants you!! Same thing at your local bar... the waitress just wants you to buy more beer!!!

Arianddu wrote:Trust me, your wife, girlfriend or other female companion will be perving on every fanciable male in the vicinity,

Not all women. If I'm with someone that I love and am committed to, I'm not checking out the market. I might notice once in awhile, of course (like the day the HOT cable guy showed up!), but I do not sit there scoping out the scenery. And its not a conscious effort... I just find that I don't do it. Call "b.s." if you must, but its true.

There for, a rule for the boys... keep your ladies happy, make them feel loved and respected, and the other flowers in the garden will all look like weeds. (weedSSSS, not weed)

You only need to remember three things:

1. Breasts do not have eyes.

2. Faces have eyes.

3. When talking, look at the eyes.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Trust me, your wife, girlfriend or other female companion will be perving on every fanciable male in the vicinity,

Not all women. If I'm with someone that I love and am committed to, I'm not checking out the market. I might notice once in awhile, of course (like the day the HOT cable guy showed up!), but I do not sit there scoping out the scenery. And its not a conscious effort... I just find that I don't do it. Call "b.s." if you must, but its true.

There for, a rule for the boys... keep your ladies happy, make them feel loved and respected, and the other flowers in the garden will all look like weeds. (weedSSSS, not weed)

True, I have exagerated (shh - don't tell them, but I've found when explaining things to men, it helps to go over the top - they find big things easier to grasp. Like babies and toys, right?)

The point was - women get annoyed with men for checking out other women not because they do it, but because they are so obvious about it. Everyone looks. Not everyone drools and makes comments.

I think men should now start transforming themselves into completely different beings.

I believe men should be more sensitive, caring, loving and genuine. I do not think there should be flirting ever, and am strongly against said behaviour. I also believe drinking beer is animalistic and borderline barbaric. There is no real necessary need to get inebriated to feel good. There is always a fun family show on one's television, a good book, preferably the Bible, or even long circuitous walks with the family through lush green city parks. Try a horseback ride, or perhaps a friendly game of Candyland or Chutes and ladders.

Seriously, men, heed the call. The call to respect and responsibility.

Thanks,

Dean

Arianddu wrote:You only need to remember three things:

1. Breasts do not have eyes.

2. Faces have eyes.

3. When talking, look at the eyes.

It works.

Yep its all in the eyes. I saw Bill Clinton give an interview once when he said the way to attract a women is with a momentary but meaniful look in the eye, and nothing coming out of your mouth like you are lost for words. I tried it once and it worked. I was so impressed I became a Democrat. Then years later that girl and I got divorced. I immediately went back to being a Republican, cussing Bill and his advice...

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:

Arianddu wrote:You only need to remember three things:

1. Breasts do not have eyes.

2. Faces have eyes.

3. When talking, look at the eyes.

It works.

Yep its all in the eyes. I saw Bill Clinton give an interview once when he said the way to attract a women is with a momentary but meaniful look in the eye, and nothing coming out of your mouth like you are lost for words. I tried it once and it worked. I was so impressed I became a Democrat. Then years later that girl and I got divorced. I immediately went back to being a Republican, cussing Bill and his advice...

BTW, just an FYI....I was talking about single men who flirt. I don't condone flirting when you are in a relationship.

Arianddu wrote:You only need to remember three things:

1. Breasts do not have eyes.

2. Faces have eyes.

3. When talking, look at the eyes.

Really.....most of the breasts I've had the pleasure of being introduced to had big, beautiful brown ones.....

StocktontoMalone wrote:

Arianddu wrote:You only need to remember three things:

1. Breasts do not have eyes.

2. Faces have eyes.

3. When talking, look at the eyes.

Really.....most of the breasts I've had the pleasure of being introduced to had big, beautiful brown ones.....

See, there's your problem. It's a common one of misidentification that many men have.

Eyes -


Not eyes -

MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

Rockindeano wrote:I think men should now start transforming themselves into completely different beings.

I believe men should be more sensitive, caring, loving and genuine. I do not think there should be flirting ever, and am strongly against said behaviour. I also believe drinking beer is animalistic and borderline barbaric. There is no real necessary need to get inebriated to feel good. There is always a fun family show on one's television, a good book, preferably the Bible, or even long circuitous walks with the family through lush green city parks. Try a horseback ride, or perhaps a friendly game of Candyland or Chutes and ladders.

Seriously, men, heed the call. The call to respect and responsibility.

Thanks,

Dean

ill see ya in rehab

stevew2 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:I think men should now start transforming themselves into completely different beings.

I believe men should be more sensitive, caring, loving and genuine. I do not think there should be flirting ever, and am strongly against said behaviour. I also believe drinking beer is animalistic and borderline barbaric. There is no real necessary need to get inebriated to feel good. There is always a fun family show on one's television, a good book, preferably the Bible, or even long circuitous walks with the family through lush green city parks. Try a horseback ride, or perhaps a friendly game of Candyland or Chutes and ladders.

Seriously, men, heed the call. The call to respect and responsibility.

Thanks,

Dean

ill see ya in rehab

LOL......

StocktontoMalone wrote:MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

Fair enough. Now stop drinking your beer so loudly, the rugby's on!

StocktontoMalone wrote:MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

I'm impressed you know what a duvet cover is!!

Arianddu wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:

Arianddu wrote:You only need to remember three things:

1. Breasts do not have eyes.

2. Faces have eyes.

3. When talking, look at the eyes.

Really.....most of the breasts I've had the pleasure of being introduced to had big, beautiful brown ones.....

See, there's your problem. It's a common one of misidentification that many men have.

Eyes -
They look like buggy washers

Not eyes -

they look like buggy washers

Luvsaugeri wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

I'm impressed you know what a duvet cover is!!

The 'Beautiful Day' thread has unearthed my softer side....

Luvsaugeri wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

I'm impressed you know what a duvet cover is!!

I'm unimpressed that you assume MEN are the only ones who want to watch the game!!!

StocktontoMalone wrote:
The 'Beautiful Day' thread has unearthed my softer side....

Viagra should help.

MAN LAW #3 Until married, do the one cheek sneek,dont fart out loud.Once you are owned ,let um rib,and keep the windows up

Michigan Girl wrote:

Luvsaugeri wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:MAN LAW #2 - SMFP = SPORTS. You women have your SMFP, and we men have our sporting events. Please do not talk, blast music. Tell us the dog is humping the neighbor's poodle, scream the house is on fire, or any other declaration of astonishment while we are watching 11 guys kick the shit out of the other 11 guys. We do not care if you put up SMFP lightswitch covers. Sleep with a SMFP duvet cover. Drink your Tab with a SMFP cozy. Just let us watch a game in peace. MAN LAW

I'm impressed you know what a duvet cover is!!

I'm unimpressed that you assume MEN are the only ones who want to watch the game!!!

SO true MG!!!!

+1

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:
The 'Beautiful Day' thread has unearthed my softer side....

Viagra should help.

Mr. Hundred and One is not amused!

StocktontoMalone wrote:The 'Beautiful Day' thread has unearthed my softer side....

Maybe BJG will loan you a pair of her soft pink little panties, so you may fully engage your feminine side. Heck, I have Lula's on right now. feels good, real good.