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Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Rockindeano wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

HEY DEANO! What's happening?
The Ban over?

Rockindeano wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

I had a really nice broomstick comeback, but it would be best if I just let it lie....yes, it would be best.....

Rockindeano wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?
































What did it taste like?

Arianddu wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?





What did it taste like?

I gotta say, its what 8pm london, 12 noon LA time, heck knows what Syndey Time...still early for alot of us.... this might end up being the craziest 24 hours on this message board we've seen in a while

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?





What did it taste like?

I gotta say, its what 8pm GMT, 12 noon london time, heck knows what Syndey Time...still early for alot of us.... this might end up being the craziest 24 hours on this message board we've seen in a while

London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burnt umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?

Arianddu wrote:

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?





What did it taste like?

I gotta say, its what 8pm GMT, 12 noon london time, heck knows what Syndey Time...still early for alot of us.... this might end up being the craziest 24 hours on this message board we've seen in a while

London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Yeah I know Im in London time , and have had a pint of Stella, the fingers are getting a bit mixed up

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Yeah I know Im in London time , and have had a pint of Stella, the fingers are getting a bit mixed up

ONE pint and you are getting loose? I should send you one of Wyatt's nipples. Jesus Christ already.

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burny umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?

Sorry dear, coprophilia isn't my style. But I'm sure you can find a specialist magazine with some personal ads to help you find a suitable 'donor'.

Arianddu wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burny umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?

Sorry dear, coprophilia isn't my style. But I'm sure you can find a specialist magazine with some personal ads to help you find a suitable 'donor'.

Oh no you didn't? You just threw down the gauntlet? Do I have to translate that for you ya backassward country bumpkin.

Here comes the vegemite.

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burny umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?

Sorry dear, coprophilia isn't my style. But I'm sure you can find a specialist magazine with some personal ads to help you find a suitable 'donor'.

Oh no you didn't? You just threw down the gauntlet? Do I have to translate that for you ya backassward country bumpkin.

How many times do I have to tell you Deano? Backarseward. Dumb yank.

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

Arianddu wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

Or you send us to Alice Springs where the only thing to do is play bowling with koalas.

Arianddu wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

WTF is vegemite?!?!

strangegrey wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

WTF is vegemite?!?!

Can you read?

Concentrated Yeast Extract......

strangegrey wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

WTF is vegemite?!?!

Back when Australia was still a Penal Colony, food supplies would sometimes be late coming from England. To keep the prisoners from starving, Warders would have to recycle excrement to feed inmates enough nutrients so they could survive the harsh climate. Somehow it's become a national symbol of pride for the nation, right up there next to the Kangaroo.

strangegrey wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

WTF is vegemite?!?!

It's what we do with the yeast residue left over from making beer - concentrate it and load it with enough salt to stop it going off. Vegemite will last forever! It's an acquired taste.

It's illegal to give children alcohol under the age of 18, so we've got to get them on the beer young some how!

Gunbot wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.

Or you send us to Alice Springs where the only thing to do is play bowling with koalas.

Untrue - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henley-on-Todd_Regatta

Alice Springs is also the birthplace of the sport of Dwarf Tossing.

Rockindeano wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.

isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?

stevew2 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.

isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?

If the crust on your shaft is anything like vegemite, that's one hell of a case of thrush you've got going!

Arianddu wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.

isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?

If the crust on your shaft is anything like vegemite, that's one hell of a case of thrush you've got going!

What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender.

Rockindeano wrote:What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender.

She is speaking english-thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth.

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.

isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?

If the crust on your shaft is anything like vegemite, that's one hell of a case of thrush you've got going!

What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender.

Thrush is that white cheesy stuff at the back of your throat that makes it hard for you to swallow your boyfriend's load, Dean. And I didn't think you spoke English.

Angel wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender.

She is speaking english-thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth.

Not just the mouth.

I thought this was a thrush.



wait a second... stevew2's a birdfucker now??

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!

Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burnt umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?

It's lines like this that make my head and belly shake when thinking of you and Lady Lula
laying life lines.
Reminds me hugely of the differences between Hubby Bub and I.
How goes you and the fam-damily Dean?.