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Yes, you read the title correctly. We are going to discuss the inner doings of the feminie fashion industry, and ultimately come to the conclusion that it is where it is because of the gay designers who saturate it. Allow me to explain.

Thanksgiving week, Lula was up and dressing for work. I was in the living room doing whatever, and she came in and asked my opinion of her pants. She wanted to know if they went down far enough and of course my not paying attention auto reply was, you look great honey(I am stupid but not dumb). Anyway, I then got to thinking and blurted out, "why don't you wear a skirt and some hot little heels? That was met with a "you stupid fuck" look, and I said, seriously, when I was a kid, my teachers wore skirts, little dresses and "come fuck me" heels. I remember getting all wooded up in class(Lula is a school teacher). She gave the old "oh fuck off I am getting ready leave me alone attitude" and said, I dress comfortably. I am not wearing a short skirt and high heels to work! I then dumbly quipped, o come on, that's your job!..to dress for us men and especially me. Wrong move. She remained silent until she left and I then got to thinking, and came up with a theory and when I told both Lula and her sister Katy over Thanksgiving, they both said in unison that I was full of shit. No, they really did say that.

After Lula left that morning for work, Wyatt and I were watching the West Wing on Bravo, and after it had ended, I put Wyatt down for a nap, and some fashion show was on. I reached for the remote to turn the TV to Sportscenter, but the chicks on this show were half naked and sexy as all Hell. I started watching this show. It was along the lines of Blow Dry, Runway and Ugly Betty. In each and every show, there was an overwhelming majority of either in the closet fags who try to hide it the best they can but fail miserably; or flaming homosexuals who jog every day at dawn and hit Gold's at dusk, all the while during the day snacking on cock and cream wherever and whenever they could find the time.

Here is my theory:

Gay men aren't attracted to women. They get erections when they see good looking guys at the gym or in line at the dry cleaners. Straight men get wood every single time a hot lady, or even a "doable" girl struts by. Now, gay men, who have been shunned for a long long time by society as a whole, are getting us straighties back....via our women.

They design clothes that are comfortable. They don't care if the clothes look sexy. They put themselves into the woman's mind, design the attire and present it. Straight guys could give a shit if the lady is comfortable. If it means wearing hot little sexy shoes versus Crocs, we take the former. Uncomfortable? Tough, deal with it, I am getting hard. Or mini skirts versus stretch pants. Yeah, stretch pants are the first thing I Google when surfing for something to rub one out to. Come on folks. I cracked this code. What we need to do is fire all the fags from women's designing and hire either straight dudes or even hot lesbians; people who know what we straight men need and frankly deserve.

We need a mogul, maybe the Donald can do something about this. he has enough bank to start up a company of sexy clothes, that men can appreciate!

Fashion & beauty are pain.
I'd rather fall in a vat of acid than wear crocs.

Gimme heels, pumps, cute flats, tall boots, and I'm happy. I heart shoes.

But women (most of us) aren't going to walk around looking like hookers as our common attire. Sorreh.

Deano, you are so full of shit I'll bet you squelch when you walk! Tell me something, stud - when you were telling Lula to dress up sexy, just what were you wearing at the time? Been out buffing up for your girl lately? Why do I get the feeling you can't even be arsed to wear deodorant...?

There's only one thing I'll agree with in your whole god damn piece of piss post and that's the idea that gay men who design clothes aren't attracted to women.

Arianddu wrote:Deano, you are so full of shit I'll bet you squelch when you walk! Tell me something, stud - when you were telling Lula to dress up sexy, just what were you wearing at the time? Been out buffing up for your girl lately? Why do I get the feeling you can't even be arsed to wear deodorant...?
There's only one thing I'll agree with in your whole god damn piece of piss post and that's the idea that gay men who design clothes aren't attracted to women.

I think you have a live one here Dean!!!!

Arianddu wrote:Why do I get the feeling you can't even be arsed to wear deodorant...?

Can it witch. I wear deodorant like you mow down cupcakes. Now go put on Olivia Newton John's Greatest Hits and plug away.

Not to worry RWF, this one is a bit rough around the edges, but nothing I can't handle.

Rhiannon wrote:Fashion & beauty are pain.
I'd rather fall in a vat of acid than wear crocs.

Gimme heels, pumps, cute flats, tall boots, and I'm happy. I heart shoes.

But women (most of us) aren't going to walk around looking like hookers as our common attire. Sorreh.

I hear ya! LOL, I'll never own a pair of crocs either, tried a pair on once cuz I heard they were soooo comfortable and didn't like the feel of them at all.....never mind the look.

I have to dress up all week long for my office job, so come night time and weekends.......it's all about comfort!

I don't care what you hags like...I am asking you to confirm my theory and thus turn it into "fact."

Rockindeano wrote:I don't care what you hags like...I am asking you to confirm my theory and thus turn it into "fact."

Your theory is adorkable.

RedWingFan wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Deano, you are so full of shit I'll bet you squelch when you walk! Tell me something, stud - when you were telling Lula to dress up sexy, just what were you wearing at the time? Been out buffing up for your girl lately? Why do I get the feeling you can't even be arsed to wear deodorant...?
There's only one thing I'll agree with in your whole god damn piece of piss post and that's the idea that gay men who design clothes aren't attracted to women.

I think you have a live one here Dean!!!!

Well, I can't say I've ever been wild about someone who introduces themselves by calling me a cocksucker.

Rockindeano wrote:I don't care what you hags like...I am asking you to confirm my theory and thus turn it into "fact."

If they are the ones that created crocs, then yes.

I don't think it matters what orientation the designer is, he's trying to make a hit with his designs. He's not going to risk his career for what you're suggesting. It makes a shitload of sense though. You've got a brilliant mind RnD. Slightly twisted and a little sick, but brilliant.

Men honestly don't give a shit if a woman is dressed in a burlap sack, if she's walking pretty much upright and isn't sporting a visible canker sore, they'd probably hit it.

Rick wrote:I don't think it matters what orientation the designer is, he's trying to make a hit with his designs. He's not going to risk his career for what you're suggesting. It makes a shitload of sense though. You've got a brilliant mind RnD. Slightly twisted and a little sick, but brilliant.

Men honestly don't give a shit if a woman is dressed in a burlap sack, if she's walking pretty much upright and isn't sporting a visible canker sore, they'd probably hit it.

Just shave her gash and wash her ass and you've pretty much got a fashion Queen good enough for most guys.

Rockindeano wrote:I don't care what you hags like...

3 second sex life, huh?

Rockindeano wrote:Now, gay men, who have been shunned for a long long time by society as a whole, are getting us straighties back....via our women.

Wrong.

What's happening there is the gay men are getting US women back. Why? I'm not sure yet - research is underway. The preliminary theory is that we don't have penises.

Womens' fashion could not be more unfriendly toward its own. There is always some reason why I can't wear this that or the other. I'm average-sized, so one would assume it shouldn't be a problem.

Part of this is self-discretion. You've seen women (and men, I suppose) in certain outfits and thought/said "She (or he) should NOT be wearing that." My filter works. I know damn well what I shouldn't be wearing because of whatever personal flaw it may draw attention to and cause people to think "Oh my god, does she not own a mirror?"

But there are other things that just aren't fair. I'm glad the high-necked stuff is back because for awhile it was all low cut stuff and you know, while that's nice for you boys, some of us just can't pull it off.

That's just one area of turmoil. I could go on, but I won't. Except for shoes. I love shoes. But the cutest ones and the hottest ones are always the most uncomfortable ones.

But you know, the ladies appreciate men who can wipe the wing sauce off their chins and throw on a nice shirt once in awhile too, so this b.s. about how its our JOB to dress a certain way for our men absolutely goes both ways, makes a u-turn, and comes back.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:"She (or he) should NOT be wearing that."

Muffin-tops! Muffin-tops!!!!!!!!
*barfs*

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Now, gay men, who have been shunned for a long long time by society as a whole, are getting us straighties back....via our women.

Wrong.

What's happening there is the gay men are getting US women back. Why? I'm not sure yet - research is underway. The preliminary theory is that we don't have penises.

Womens' fashion could not be more unfriendly toward its own. There is always some reason why I can't wear this that or the other. I'm average-sized, so one would assume it shouldn't be a problem.

Part of this is self-discretion. You've seen women (and men, I suppose) in certain outfits and thought/said "She (or he) should NOT be wearing that." My filter works. I know damn well what I shouldn't be wearing because of whatever personal flaw it may draw attention to and cause people to think "Oh my god, does she not own a mirror?"

But there are other things that just aren't fair. I'm glad the high-necked stuff is back because for awhile it was all low cut stuff and you know, while that's nice for you boys, some of us just can't pull it off.

That's just one area of turmoil. I could go on, but I won't. Except for shoes. I love shoes. But the cutest ones and the hottest ones are always the most uncomfortable ones.

But you know, the ladies appreciate men who can wipe the wing sauce off their chins and throw on a nice shirt once in awhile too, so this b.s. about how its our JOB to dress a certain way for our men absolutely goes both ways, makes a u-turn, and comes back.

My theory is that so much fashion is designed to be worn by androgynous figures because gay men design clothes for pretty boys but sell them to women.

Dean..why would you want Lula to dress up for you when she's leaving the house anyway?..Wouldn't be for you then would it? Requesting it after she comes home to you at night might be a better idea.

Just speaking for myself my rule has always been to dress and act appropriately in public and then to dress and act in the manner required in private to please the man I love. I'm not out to attract and please all men.. just the one I choose to.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:But you know, the ladies appreciate men who can wipe the wing sauce off their chins and throw on a nice shirt once in awhile too, so this b.s. about how its our JOB to dress a certain way for our men absolutely goes both ways, makes a u-turn, and comes back.

What the Hell is so wrong with me wearing my holed up I'm with Stupid shirt with grease stains? That is downright sexy. Unshaven for about 4 days, and some scruffy jeans with the crotch wearing thin...you picture this BJG? Yeah I bet you are.

preach it Dean

truth

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:"She (or he) should NOT be wearing that."

Muffin-tops! Muffin-tops!!!!!!!!
*barfs*

Yes that... but its the "muffin tits" that get to me. Boobs should not have panty lines!! If you're muffin-topping out of your bra, friggin' get re-measured and get one that fits. The rest of us can't see the tag, so if having a 36C as opposed to a 40D is going to save you some red cheeks, then you can lie to us. We'll allow that as long as we don't see pasty white squishiness oozing out of your Vicky's Secret cannon cradle. Sorry. It had to be said.

bluejeangirl76 wrote: We'll allow that as long as we don't see pasty white squishiness oozing out of your Vicky's Secret cannon cradle. Sorry. It had to be said.

OMG.

Rockindeano wrote:What the Hell is so wrong with me wearing my holed up I'm with Stupid shirt with grease stains? That is downright sexy. Unshaven for about 4 days, and some scruffy jeans with the crotch wearing thin...you picture this BJG? Yeah I bet you are.

Yeah I pictured it. And now I'm purchasing an online dating membership for Lula for christmas.
Get your ass out and purchase a nice shirt and pants and then take that lady out for a 5 star dinner, you heathen.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:"She (or he) should NOT be wearing that."

Muffin-tops! Muffin-tops!!!!!!!!
*barfs*

Yes that... but its the "muffin tits" that get to me. Boobs should not have panty lines!! If you're muffin-topping out of your bra, friggin' get re-measured and get one that fits. The rest of us can't see the tag, so if having a 36C as opposed to a 40D is going to save you some red cheeks, then you can lie to us. We'll allow that as long as we don't see pasty white squishiness oozing out of your Vicky's Secret cannon cradle. Sorry. It had to be said.

Agreed. And I'd like to add a request to all the guys out there doing the low-slung thing - when you bend over, showing half your naked arse isn't a great look. Especially if you've got more hair than a rabbit farm.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:What the Hell is so wrong with me wearing my holed up I'm with Stupid shirt with grease stains? That is downright sexy. Unshaven for about 4 days, and some scruffy jeans with the crotch wearing thin...you picture this BJG? Yeah I bet you are.

Yeah I pictured it. And now I'm purchasing an online dating membership for Lula for christmas.
Get your ass out and purchase a nice shirt and pants and then take that lady out for a 5 star dinner, you heathen.

What the Hell is so wrong with the Subway dinner for 2 special for $8.99?

I DO have nice shirts and shoes and pants, but....they are uncomfortable, so I am going to dress comfortably.

OWNED

Is cool dress in a very comfortably way..in my daily life i use jeans, t- shirt, and shoes without high heels ..but at the same i love look very femenine too...so is good make an effort, if is the right ocassion of course

Rhiannon wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:I don't care what you hags like...I am asking you to confirm my theory and thus turn it into "fact."

Your theory is adorkable.

You are one smooooooth motherfucka! Where can I find one like you? Bubbas Are Us?

Carla777 wrote:Is cool dress in a very comfortably way..in my daily life i use jeans, t- shirt, and shoes without high heels ..but at the same i love look very femenine too...so is good make an effort, if is the right ocassion of course

I'm sorry, but your broken english is sexy Carla!

So these guys are good with creating ho wear but what about making something compatible with their own life style? When they're done putting there straw in some other dude's pudding cup, how do they keep the stain off the inside of their drawers. Have they invented some kind of shit repellent boxers? I'm not hating but just trying to show some hygienic concern for that part of our populous.

Gunbot wrote:So these guys are good with creating ho wear but what about making something compatible with their own life style? When they're done putting there straw in some other dude's pudding cup, how do they keep the stain off the inside of their drawers. Have they invented some kind of shit repellent boxers? I'm not hating but just trying to show some hygienic concern for that part of our populous.

LOL, quite a way with words there Gbot.

Rockindeano wrote:

Arianddu wrote:Why do I get the feeling you can't even be arsed to wear deodorant...?

Can it witch. I wear deodorant like you mow down cupcakes. Now go put on Olivia Newton John's Greatest Hits and plug away.

Not to worry RWF, this one is a bit rough around the edges, but nothing I can't handle.

Wow, I just laughed so hard I almost puked up last night's booze