Despite being depressed and uninspired, I started at Stony Brook University in the summer of '04 to finish a bachelors degree I never completed. I was completely unsure of what I was going to study. Nothing sucks more than being 32, and not having a fucking clue what to do with your life.

With some luck and and some divine help, I took a required accounting class in early 05...and fell in love with the subject. I discovered it came naturally to me, and decided to major in Business Management with a specialization in accounting, which was the closest thing to an accounting major at SBU. In doing so, I accepted the fact that I was going to have to do additional school after graduating...just to collect enough accounting credits to be able to sit for the CPA exam. I graduated from SBU in may of 2007 and dove right into Hofstra University in the summer of 07, to pursue a Masters in Accounting.
Well, this past thursday, I graduated from Hofstra with an MS in Accounting.....what sucked about graduation, was that my grades from this past semester (including the grade for my fall thesis project) was not yet posted. Nothing like sapping the shit out of a celebration in not knowing whether or not you've passed your classes.
Tonight, the last grade was posted...and it's now safe to celebrate, as the fat lady has most certainly sung. You get to laugh at my goofy ass wearing a dress and a funny hat. For now, this is the best picture I can throw at you guys, as the photography company wants me to actually fucking pay them before I get a better resolution picture.

Regardless....thats it! I'm done with school forever.
I start a regional CPA firm in early january and I start studying for the CPA exam this spring with hopes of taking the first section in july.
Now, if you'll excuse me, the fat lady has sung...and I need to get so fucking drunk in celebration....that I will likely be propositioning my neighbors nativity scene by 2am!
